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Farnsworth: “Good news, everyone!”
 Fry: “Did they discover beer on the sun?”
 Farnsworth: “No…”
 Zoidberg: “Did you get me a 1999 Toyota Corolla?”
 Farnsworth: “What?! No…”
 Zapp Brannigan: “The good news is that I have arrived!”
 Farnsworth: “Huh? Who’s that?”
 Fry: “Butch Deadlift?”
 Zoidberg: “Blast Hardcheese?”
 Fry: “Thick McRunfast?”
 Zapp: “No, it is I, the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan! Are you surprised?”
 Fry: “Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.”
 Zapp: “I’m the captain for your next mission!”
 Fry: “What’s the mission, Professor?”
 Farnsworth: “It is to tell Bethany that she’s doing a great job.”
 [break fourth wall]
 Farnsworth: “Bethany, you’re doing great. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. Uncharted territory is a good place to be in. Be proud of your place in the cosmos; it is small, and yet it is. And remember that all the beauty in the world was made within the oppressive limitations of time and death and impermanence.”