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Brad was loafing around one day when hot news of a brand new sauna hit the town.
His friends told him he'd butter not go, but Brad liked to live life on the margerine.
His friends wanted naan of that, but Brad figured it was at yeast worth a shot to try.
Brad told his friends to crust him, and he would challah back if he needed them.
His friends began to break down and rye, but it was too late.
Brad entered the sauna and came out well-done and told his friends.
Now Brad and all his friends are toast.