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Barbarian: I don't believe you guys have peaceful intentions, so I put him to sleep 1 days ago.
Barbarian: If not - my apologies, you can try in a few monthes :D 1 days ago.
Skinner: Interesting. 1 days ago.
Vulpix: Vulpix? 1 days ago.
Slowpoke: slow...poke? 1 days ago.
Psyduck: psyduck, psy. 1 days ago.
MASSCAT: dude, oblivon, what teh hell iz a celestia? i returned to shinto liek a week ago. 1 days ago.
MASSCAT: i didnt see any celesta. wuz this abot blowin up teh 1/2 cottage just suth of here? no 1 was using dose! 1 days ago.
Spaces: @ Barbarian that sounds reasonable. I know Iisac isn't controlling those. Not sure who is. 1 days ago.
Spaces: @ MASSCAT: Celestia was the name of a village a couple months ago. Not sure if it was razed or just renamed. 1 days ago.
Psyduck: Psy duck. 1 days ago.
Isaac [dazed]: And lo, when he returned to them they slew their own god, for they had forgotten the face of their father. 1 days ago.
Psyduck: Psyduck psyduck psy. 1 days ago.
Vulpix: Pix? 1 days ago.
Psyduck: Psy! 23 hours ago.
Blue-Eyed Yeti: I was raised Buddhist. But I'm always happy to revive a god. 21 hours ago.
MASSCAT: but if u meet a god on the road, arnt u sposed to kill him? 18 hours ago.
Vulpix: Vulpix vul vul vulpix... 8 hours ago.
Eevee [dazed]: Eeeeeeeee. :( 7 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Pretty sure that's not Issac. XD 6 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: @ Grey Warden: I want to apologize for getting involved here, I didn't realize you were involved with the attack. Thought it was separate from that issue. 6 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: While I might consider letting FPS get razed over a serious issue like text-rape, I'm not going to let thugs like Robert raze it solely because they show up immediately after a text-rape dispute. 6 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Oh give it up, Alex. You don't give a shit about whether someone was text-raped or not. You don't care that DesertMouse told me that Redrum was to be reunited with FPS, and his crimes ignored. 6 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: You just despise me. You despise the violence I embody and you hate me as a person because you think I'm less of a person than you. You can't stop me, Alex. Nobody can. And guess who's next, Alex? 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Yeah, that place you've been shacking up in lately. Great of you to give me my next target. I like to know which settlements support text-rape and zerging. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Can anyone believe someone who glories in deceitfulness? 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Save you breath liar... nobody believes you. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: I was hired to take you down, DesertMouse. Taking some thyme off of you was just the cherry on top. And hearing you tell me to leave Redrum alone from now on? Just confirmation of everything I'd heard 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: You and your mate are the kind of scum I wouldn't allow to help me fight Shadow and his alt army. I was hired by the likes of Dahlia and Ibans and you still disgust me. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Muchas ruido y pocos nueces. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Robert I have a strong feeling you don't care about text rape either. You just want to raze villages. Which is exactly why I need to ensure FPS stays standing despite this, because you're going to 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: I settled the score with Grey Warden so if she hired you to take me down she doesn't have any honor either. I told you to leave Redrum alone because it wasn't any of your business. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: attack CC sooner or later regardless of what we do. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: And for the record I *do* care about text-rape. What say we write a treaty banning text-rape and the like? 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: I've been hired by parties who DO care about text rape. My personal feelings don't come into it, because a tidy amount of thyme, axes, and poultice has been exchanged. This place is coming down, Alex. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Unoriginal rip off of Brad Dahlia lacking imagination or honor... pathetic 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: And no, Mouse, Warden's here to watch. He doesn't have the resources to hire me, as far as I know. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: You were actually hired by FPS to defend them. If you actually care about who paid you you wouldn't have done that. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Ahaha, I asked for 30 thyme, mate. That's not enough to get me to protect you from a newbie with a rock. I just wanted to soak him for some thyme. I cost a LOT more than that. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Dahlia used to pay me double of my current asking rate to do his dirty work. But people don't pay as much as he did so now I charge 80 thyme a month. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Plus ~5 axes, and ~10 poultices. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: You know Lucas. If you'd actually started with your moral outrage instead of only whining after somebody inconvenienced you I might not have gotten involved in the first place. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I was under the impression that this was separate which is why I got involved. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: More pathetic lies, you will just show everyone they can't trust you... good luck getting any thyme after that. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Listen, Aspie, you got involved because something was out of place in your tidy little world. I don't give a FUCK how many times you daze me, either. Like I said, you can't stop me. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: It's your mouth that interests me. It got Foghaven in trouble last time you opened it around me, and CyAdora paid for that. It's gonna get Schoony in trouble this time. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I got involved because FPS is our ally and geopolitics is the only thing that interests me about Shintolin, besides sitting around farming peacefully. 5 hours ago.
Grey Warden: By the Paragons! I came here because I'd heard Redrum had been revived and was being welcomed back into the settlement. If I see him, it's my axe in his skull. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: This game needs an ignore option tired of listening to the whiney fourteen year old 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: But anyway. If Grey Warden is still unhappy about the situation I'd consider... actually no. If RL is going to attack CC regardless of what happens I'm afraid I'll have to keep attacking him. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: As per our agreement Grey I said you could daze Redrum whenever you wanted but that you had to leave FPS alone. You have attacked it again so what does that say about your supposed honor? 5 hours ago.
Grey Warden: However, I intend you no harm, DesertMouse. I do not know who these individuals are, but they have not harmed me. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: YEAH WARDEN WHY DID YOU HIRE ME YOU SCUM? Ahaha I love that he's gonna take the hit for this. Tough break kid. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: @ Grey, I'm fine with you attacking Redrum actually. Is that a reasonable compromise? 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: @ Grey Warden are you the one who revived all the people attacking FPS? Because that's a bit of an issue. >_> 5 hours ago.
Grey Warden: No, I have not been reviving them. Look at my revive count. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: I think that Redrum has gone idle anyway so that is moot 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Ugh. Now I remember why I don't actually enjoy geopolitics in Shintolin. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: @ Grey Warden: OK then. I thought I saw you attacking one of the walls but if you weren't then I'll leave you alone and you can daze Redrum whenever you find him. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Geopolitics? I think you're playing a different game from the rest of us, Alex, mate. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Grey Warden, if you're smart, you'll get Alex and Mouse to pay you a shitload of thyme to leave the town alone. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Thyme or tea or poultices. I'm just saying. 5 hours ago.
DesertMouse: I already did but that's no concern to you bobbie 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Hey, I'm ignoring crimes committed by my allies because they're my allies, that sounds a lot like RL politics to me. XD 5 hours ago.
Grey Warden: I have been attacking the town no more than DesertMouse was snickering at Redrum molesting me. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Sadly we haven't had much geopolitics since the very early game pre-Nexodus or thereabouts. Even then it didn't really take off. I like to dream though. :/ 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: AlexanderRM: Bold admission, there. Would love to hear Schoony's take on the situation. If he's smart, he won't let you repledge to CC and will cut ties with you. Cy should have done the same. 5 hours ago.
Grey Warden: I have a bit of advice for you. The people you associate with reflect upon you. You do not need to choose to associate with those whose actions you find reprehensible. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: ...@ RL, JRE and Victoria left Foghaven peacefully and are living happily in Stygian Warrens. It took me awhile to notice that actually. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I'm not actually associating with Redrum. And I'm pretty sure RL is going to attack CC regardless of what happens, which is exactly why I want the rest of the FPS folks nearby. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Although so many of them have gone inactive it's hardly worth it anymore. Sad, I thought that 2-adjacent-villages arrangement sounds nice. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Tell you what, you drop pledge from my LUCASTLE, and I'll to Schoony about not hitting CC. 5 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: I'll talk* to Schoony 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: (also, thanks to various factors FPS is one of the only villages near CC these days. If we let RL tear it down we might as well raze CC ourselves) 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I really cannot think why Lucas would expect us to believe any promises you make with no enforcement clauses. I'm honestly just curious. 5 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I suppose we could come up with a way to enforce that if you want, actually. But I'm fairly sure you're just ranting at us. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Because I'm a Merc. I do what I do for personal gain. Someone with a LOT of resources has paid me to take over LUCASTLE, and nobody has yet paid me to attack CC. I'd have to do that out of pocket. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Best way to make sure I don't attack CC? I talk to Schoony and he pays me 80 thyme, 10 poultice to go somewhere else and break someone else's nose. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: But I don't take jobs from people who support text-rape, so YOU, Alex, would have to do quite a bit of backpeddling to get me at that table. 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Mercs have some form of honor, they keeps to agreements they make... you're just a thief and a liar. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Or you could just take our Thyme and Poultices and attack CC anyway. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Like I told you, Mouse, I don't accept counter-contracts. And I'd already been paid to take you guys out, when I 'offered' my services to you. :D All's fair in grief and war. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: If your employer wants to negotiate they could. The fact that they're afraid to show their face makes me wonder if they actually are someone who cares about text-rape but is a peaceful farmer who 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Alex: I COULD, but that'd be fucking boring, if Schoony has already given me a target. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: is afraid their village will get attacked if they attack FPS. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: So would we have to pay you 80 thyme and 10 poultices forever to attack other villages? We might actually be able to, but TBH war sounds more interesting. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Or it would if people would actually just agree to murder each other and stop with the incessant whining on chat. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: It might surprise you, Alex, but aside from Dahlia, the majority of my work has come from your Peaceful Farmers. The kind who don't have combat skills and need someone like me to fight for them. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Hmm. I feel tempted to make a group of honorable and sporting raiders with some character just to make sure the game has some. That might actually be fun. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: ...how much work have you actually done besides Dahlia? 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: A merc who valued his integrity (an thus his hire-ability) wouldn't falsify a contract. Anyone who gives you money afterwards would be an idiot. Good luck getting hired by anyone ever again. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Actually quite a bit. Sometimes it's literally just "we accidentally upgraded our longhouse to a useless hospital, can you break it please", sometimes it's clearing a empty town out of the way. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Anyway. Is there some way your employer could provide contact information not traceable to their Shintolin character, so we could discuss this issue? 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Some of those towns that disappear and people blame on Berserkas? Yeah, decent chance it was me or a competitor. My longest contract was with Dahlia, though I've also taken work from Grimnir. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: It's a shame to have Robert Lucas become the face of opposing text-rape in this game. It's a serious issue and demands better discourse than trash talk. 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: I don't see any point in arguing any further with this lying troll. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Um, I'm not at liberty to provide a connect between anyone and my employer. If they come forward it's none of my business. But if you want to figure it out yourself, put on your detective hat. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: There's motive and money. Someone with a lot of resources to throw around was feeling sore enough at Redrum and Mouse that they wanted the town taken down. Who else has Redrum been stabbing? 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: If that does happen, DesertMouse tell me, I'm going to stop checking the chatbox. 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: There's your lead, Sherlock, I'm not giving you anymore, because that would be in violation. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Yeah, I was specifically asking your employer to see this and provide you with information. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Saying Redrum has been stabbing your employer recently would actually be a lot more information than that, if it were true. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: (gosh darn it I said I wouldn't check the chatbox anymore) 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: He's just a liar, you can't believe anything coming out of his mouth... don't feed the troll. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: I do want to say it's rather heartening to see how the Shintolin community reacts to text-rape, given what I've seen/heard about other corners of the internet. 4 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psy yi yi. 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: ...although if it's true that your employers hated Redrum for another reason then that's sadly not at all unusual. :( 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Also thank you Psyduck. 4 hours ago.
Grey Warden: I most certainly did not take the thyme DesertMouse bribed me with and hand it straight to Robert Lucas. 4 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psy duck, psyduck psy. Psyduck, psy, psy yi yi psyduck. Psyduck, psyduck PSYDUCK? 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEPa-GwLGg 4 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Seriously though, if your employer actually wants to have a serious conversation rather than stab someone they dislike, they should contact us somehow. We can't take anything Robert Lucas says serious 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: The fact that you're calling the thyme I gave you in restitution for your mistreatment by Redrum a "bribe" is telling Grey... I'm beginning to doubt I can trust you... 4 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: You're telling me, Mouse. All Warden does is sit in the cottage, saying nothing, not getting dazed, and getting whispered to by Shadow-of-the-Zerg. ^_- 4 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psy yi yi. Psyduck. Psyduck psyduck psy yi yi duck duck psy. 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Well she did destroy the stockpile too, I thought she was doing that to stand up for me at first but it doesn't look that way now. 4 hours ago.
Psyduck: "Psy yi yi duck psyduck"? Psyduck psyduck psy yi yi psy ...psyduck psy yi. 4 hours ago.
DesertMouse: It really doesn't matter anyway. 4 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psyduck. 3 hours ago.
DesertMouse: Personally I just think you're a dick who likes messing with people, and you will be stabbed on sight whenever we meet. 3 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psyduck duck. 3 hours ago.
Grey Warden: What is the difference between restitution and bribery? You wanted to make the problem go away and threw resources at it rather than actually resolving the problem. 3 hours ago.
Grey Warden: And the problem, of course, is that once I left, you immediately revived Redrum and welcomed him back with open arms. 3 hours ago.
Grey Warden: Even so, I bear you no ill will, DesertMouse. However, I regret only that I missed the opportunity to kill Redrum. 3 hours ago.
Grey Warden: I am, in fact, quite upset at Robert Lucas for denying me that pleasure. 3 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Oh fucking are you? That's cute. 3 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: I'll just file that in my circular cabinet alongside all the other things I give a shit about. 3 hours ago.
Grey Warden: I am. Not that it does not please me to see him laid low, but it is not the same as performing the deed oneself. 3 hours ago.
Psyduck: Psy yi. 3 hours ago.
Vulpix: Vul. 3 hours ago.
DesertMouse: You know what? I'm sick of this game and all you childish, petty asshats. Peace! 3 hours ago.
Shadow-of-the-Wolf: I have no need to kill people while they don't revive my enemies 3 hours ago.
Shadow-of-the-Wolf: @DesertMouse - don't take it too personally. They are just fat trolls 3 hours ago.
Vulpix: Vulpix... 2 hours ago.
CyAdora: Hail, Isaac. We are the true followers of the One True G0d. 2 hours ago.
Slowpoke: Slow... 2 hours ago.
Slowpoke: ...Poke. 2 hours ago.
Skinner: > guy spends the last 3+ years of his life exploiting glitches and zerging on a dead game 2 hours ago.
Skinner: > calls other people fat trolls 2 hours ago.
Skinner: to quote a wiser being that I 2 hours ago.
Skinner: psy yi yi 2 hours ago.
Skinner: duck 2 hours ago.
Shadow-of-the-Wolf: do you want to talk about that, Skinner? 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Yeah let's talk about that. 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: I mean, you've been very proud about your 100+ alts that you throw around every time a BIG BAD BULLY shows up. Tell us about your brilliant tactics. 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Like, for example, I've always wanted to know: How many zerg alts DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: How about, like, friends. Do you find that when everyone you know is also you, is the sex better? 1 hours ago.
AlexanderRM: Is anything accomplished by this until Schoony or possibly Robert's employer gets on? We've established that RL and his folks are going to attack FPS and they're going to defend 3 minutes ago.
AlexanderRM: and we've established the situation with Grey Warden. Let's just shut up and stab one another. 3 minutes ago.
AlexanderRM: I suppose this is one problem with games in the limited-actions-per-day format. Very little time for attacking, lots of time for trash talking. 2 minutes ago.