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// ==UserScript==
// @name        thoughts_and_prayers
// @namespace   http://localhost
// @description Changes Thoughts and Prayers to Hypocritical Platitudes
// @include     *
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
 
textNodes = document.evaluate("//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
var searchRE1 = new RegExp('Thoughts and Prayers','gi'); 
var replace1 = 'Hypocritical Platitudes';
for (var i=0;i<textNodes.snapshotLength;i++) {
    var node = textNodes.snapshotItem(i);
    node.data = node.data.replace(searchRE1, replace1);
}