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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 You: Hi I am 95
 Stranger: HEY THERE!
 You: :)
 Stranger: IM 87
 You: male or female?
 Stranger: WE ARE CLOSE TO THE SAME AGE...
 Stranger: MALE OR FEMALE?
 You: IM MALE
 Stranger: IM FEMALE!
 You: SWEET!!
 Stranger: WOAH!
 You: Wow, I have been waiting forever to meet some one my age.
 Stranger: ME TOO.
 You: ^_^
 Stranger: YESSSSSSS
 Stranger: IS YOUR NAME DALTON MILLS BY CHANCE?
 You: WHY YES IT IS!
 You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
 Stranger: LIAR!
 Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.
 You: I DON'T KNOW
 You: MY MEMORY HAS GONE BAD
 Stranger: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!!?!
 You: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? YOU STARTED IT.
 Stranger: I GOT STUCK ON CAPS LOCK, I CANT TURN IT OFF!!!!
 You: OH I SEE
 You: MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK AND CAPS LOCK DOESN'T WORK
 Stranger: WELL, I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THIS FEATURE. I TRIED CALLING MY LAPTOP COMPANY TO ASK THEM, BUT THEY ONLY LAUGHED AT ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF?
 You: YEAH PRESS ALT F4
 Stranger: DID IT WORK???
 You: NO...
 Stranger: SHUCKS!
 Stranger: HELP ME!!!!
 You: O_O
 You: I'LL HAVE TO CALL MY GREAT GRANDSON
 You: HE'S A COMPUTER WIZARD
 Stranger: OH, WOW. PLEASE CALL HIM.
 You: OH DARN
 Stranger: I NEED HELP. IM LOSING ALL OF MY FRIENDS. THEY ALL THINK IM YELLING AT THEM
 You: I FORGOT THE NUMBER
 Stranger: OH LORD. I MAY NEVER TURN THIS FEATURE OFF
 You: TRY HITTING IT WITH A HAMMER
 Stranger: WONT THAT BREAK IT THOUGH?
 You: NOT SURE
 Stranger: HMMM, OK ILL TRY IT IF YOU THINK IT WILL HELP.....
 Stranger: OH MY LORD! IT CRACKED THE SCREEN!!!!
 You: OH NO
 You: I AM SO SORRY
 Stranger: PAY FOR THIS. ITS YOUR FAULT
 You: I LOST MY WALLET...
 You: AND I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT IS!
 Stranger: WHERE DID YOU LOSE IT? TRY TO REMEMBER
 You: LET'S SEE
 You: I THINK IT WAS BY THE TOASTER...
 You: NOPE
 You: NEVERMIND
 Stranger: WHERE?!!
 You: I DONT KNOW
 Stranger: THE GROCERY STORE MAYBE? I ALWAYS LOSE MY THINGS THERE
 You: CAN YOU DRIVE ME THERE?
 You: I LOST MY CAR
 Stranger: YES! WHERE ARE YOU?
 You: I FORGOT!!!
 Stranger: NOOOO!!!!!
 You: DARN
 You: ICANT EVEN REMMBER MY NAME
 You: ILL JUST CALL MYSELF MICKEY MOUSE
 Stranger: OHH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
 You: NO
 You: >_<
 Stranger: OH, LORDY. I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU.
 You: OH NO I THINK I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
 You: CALL AN AMBULANCE!
 Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE THOUGH!
 You: DARN
 You: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM EITHER
 Stranger: OH NO! DO YOU HAVE A WIFE YOU CAN CALL?
 You: I THINK I WANTED TO MARRY YOU BUT NOW I CANT REMEMBER
 Stranger: WELL, WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU A MAN??
 You: I DONT KNOW
 You: WHATS A MAN?
 Stranger: Okay, seriously. I need to know who you really are because you are the coolest person I have ever met in my life.
 You: HELP ME IM DYING
 Stranger: Serioulsy. You are amazing.
 You: COUGH
 You: CHOKE
 You: HACK
 You: HELELELELEP
 Stranger: c'mon. Are you a guy or a girl?
 You: U MAD? XD
 You: I am a guy.
 You: lol
 Stranger: I'm a girl :)
 You: cool stuff
 Stranger: haha, you are really the coolest person ive ever talked to.
 You: :D
 Stranger: how old are you?
 You: 95
 You: I MENA
 You: MEAN
 You: 24
 You: xD
 Stranger: you're lying. for reals.
 Stranger: how old are you.
 You: I've been telling everyone I was 95. You're the first one who didn't just leave.
 You: XD
 You: No srs... 24
 Stranger: hmmm, i still dont know if i believe you
 You: Fair enough.
 Stranger: I'm going to guess your....17
 You: wrong
 You: I am 24. :<
 Stranger: prove it
 You: I was born August 8th, 1987.
 Stranger: whats your name?
 You: Josiah
 Stranger: hmmm, do you have a facebook?
 You: Yes.
 Stranger: let me look you up.
 You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002913672127&ref=tn_tnmn
 Stranger: that was fast...
 You: I anticipated you would want the link.
 You: I already had my facebook open in another tab.
 Stranger: I like your birds.
 You: Unfortunately, the gray one died.
 You: :(
 Stranger: wow, i dont know if i can do this anymore.
 You: Did I irritate you? lol
 Stranger: hmmm, i think i have to break up with you.
 You: break up?
 You: Strangers? Break up?
 You: COOL.
 You: xD
 Stranger: IM SORRY.
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.