[11:20] * Miejoe puts a log in a lake for Revenant to balance on.
[11:20] <Revenant> xD
[11:20] <Miejoe> Enjoy.
[11:21] <Revenant> Log bridges are on my list of game improvements.
[11:21] <Revenant> Also proper bridges.
[11:21] <Miejoe> I was thinking about that the other day. xD
[11:21] <Revenant> Hopefully I'll be able to start prototyping soon.
[11:21] <Miejoe> :DD
[11:21] <Miejoe> That would be awesome.
[11:21] <Revenant> The idea is have a log bridge be the primitive version
[11:21] <Revenant> Which anyone can use, and works like you had Swimming.
[11:21] <Revenant> And then make an upgraded version which requires logs and staves and sticks
[11:22] <Revenant> but works like a road. Or pier, I suppose?
[11:22] <Revenant> And cobbled roads.
[11:22] <Revenant> and, and, and...
[11:22] <Revenant> MORE FIRE
[11:22] <Miejoe> I want houses on top of logs.
[11:22] * Revenant wants forest fires like in SHartak >:D
[11:22] <Revenant> YES
[11:22] <Miejoe> Like, on the floodplains!
[11:22] <Revenant> YUS! :D
[11:22] <Revenant> with retractable ladders!
[11:23] <Miejoe> That would be so cool. :D
[11:23] <Revenant> also siege ladders
[11:23] <Miejoe> Or treehouses.
[11:23] <Revenant> for climbing walls
[11:23] <Revenant> YES!
[11:23] <Miejoe> :DD
[11:23] <Miejoe> Hee. :D
[11:23] <Miejoe> Do want.
[11:23] <Revenant> and pits
[11:23] <Revenant> which you can out sharpened sticks in
[11:23] <Miejoe> Oooo! :D
[11:23] <Revenant> put
[11:24] <Miejoe> Do catch anim-
[11:24] <Miejoe> <3
[11:24] <Revenant> or connect them to water and make moats
[11:24] <Miejoe> Squeee!
[11:24] <Miejoe> SQUEEE
[11:24] <Revenant> or, y'know, irrigation ;)
[11:24] <Miejoe> :3
[11:24] <Revenant> that'd be nifty as
[11:24] <Miejoe> Vewwy.
[11:24] <Revenant> also I'd love it if animals were more interactive
[11:25] <Miejoe> Me too. I like how they maul you in Shartak.
[11:25] <Revenant> like, you could come across a deer carcass which a saber-tooth has just killed
[11:25] <Revenant> if you can drive it off, you can take the meat
[11:25] <Miejoe> Ooooh nice.
[11:25] <Revenant> Yarr!
[11:25] <Revenant> But I'd start with having some of them attack.
[11:25] <Revenant> But keep away if you have a fire
[11:25] <Miejoe> First things first, yup.
[11:25] <Revenant> Also I want fires inside buildings
[11:25] <Miejoe> Revenant for developer!
[11:25] <Miejoe> :D
[11:25] <Revenant> And a chance of them burning down if left unattended xD
[11:26] <Miejoe> Heh heh!
[11:26] <Revenant> But you could use pots of water to put them out
[11:26] <Revenant> or an axe to chop them away or something?
[11:26] <Revenant> Also Moronicus wants mammoths to be able to pick up huts and wear them
[11:26] <Revenant> as armour
[11:26] <Revenant> xD
[11:27] <Miejoe> hahahahaha
[11:27] <Miejoe> XD
[11:27] * Revenant needs to write all these ideas down quickly before he forgets them
[11:27] <Miejoe> Yeah. :D
[11:27] <Revenant> I had a huge list before
[11:27] <Revenant> but I forgot where I put it
[11:27] <Revenant> Oh, now I remember!
[11:31] <Miejoe> :D
[11:45] <Moronicus> [11:25] <&Revenant> if you can drive it off, you can take the meat | The best way to do that would be random events while wandering
[11:45] <Revenant> Yus!
[11:45] <Revenant> Or more dynamic animals
[11:46] <Revenant> so this kind of stuff is naturally emergent behaviour
[11:46] <Revenant> at the moment, animals just wander
[11:46] <Moronicus> [11:18] <&Revenant> FUCK YOU MORONICUS | Your hatred only makes me more powerful
[11:46] <Revenant> I KNOW! >:(
[11:47] <Moronicus> [11:26] <&Revenant> Also Moronicus wants mammoths to be able to pick up huts and wear them | Modelled on the Discworlds Hermit Elephant
[11:47] <Revenant> Yes, I remember that. xD
[11:48] <Moronicus> [11:25] <&Revenant> Also I want fires inside buildings | I want to be able to set buildings on fire, so that a building takes X amount of damage every AP tick until someone uses a pot of water on it
[11:49] <Moronicus> preventing you fromw andering off from a town under attack for a week and coming back to find only two buildings destroyed and easily fixing everything else
[11:49] <Revenant> Heck yes.
[11:49] <Moronicus> also, locust plagues operating based on the storm code, but attacking fields
[11:50] <Revenant> ... nasty!
[11:50] <Miejoe> Oooooooh!
[11:50] <Moronicus> the ability to attack people in adjacent tiles by throwing stones/spears at them
[11:50] <Miejoe> I love that one!
[11:50] <Miejoe> Muwahahahaha.
[11:50] <Miejoe> <3
[11:50] <Revenant> ANd I want wooden fences
[11:51] <Moronicus> with, obviously, an accuracy penalty for range
[11:51] <Revenant> And to be able to plant spiky bushes instead of wheat
[11:51] <Miejoe> :o
[11:51] <Miejoe> :D
[11:51] <Revenant> so they'd cause people damage when they try to go through them :D
[11:51] <Revenant> (Came up with that idea after spending a day gardening...)
[11:51] <Moronicus> a skill that lets people climb high hills
[11:51] <Moronicus> not bitter. not bitter at all
[11:52] <Revenant> xD
[11:52] <Revenant> Yes. We need the ability to built taller towers. That has been previously suggested. As have multi-level walls.
[11:52] <Moronicus> and this is one i really fucking want: The ability to cobble roads
[11:53] <Revenant> I'm not sure but I think walls/guardstands might be able to get you on top of medium hills.
[11:53] <Moronicus> so they don't fucking revert
[11:53] <Revenant> Don't think there's anywhere to test this theory
[11:53] <Moronicus> at least for a while
[11:53] <Revenant> YES
[11:53] <Revenant> and stone bridges as well as the log and wooden ones I mentioned earlier
[11:54] <Moronicus> a return of the hammers of the gods too. Evito and I deserve a reward for finding Valhalla
[11:54] <Moronicus> and conquering it
[11:55] <Moronicus> speaking of, anyone know some free screenshot services where you don't have to sign up?
[11:55] <Revenant> Yes.
[11:55] <Revenant> imgur is good
[11:56] <Moronicus> fuck evito for watering my fucking crops
[11:56] <Revenant> xD
[11:56] <Moronicus> i'll fucking kill him
[11:56] <Revenant> You guys are hilarious.
[11:56] <Moronicus> and take his frags!
[11:57] <Revenant> So do you guys only work together because you hate the gods more than each other, or what?
[11:57] <Revenant> Or is it that you're stuck with each other?
[11:58] <Moronicus> we are a living embodiment of the saying "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer"
[11:58] <Revenant> hahahahahaha
[11:58] <Revenant> Nice.
[12:00] <Moronicus> ok, link me to this image hosting service. I have the screenshot of gods glade ready to go
[12:01] <Moronicus> this will be the first glimpse anyone besides admin has had into hat Evito and I (Mostly me) have been up to since we moved in
[12:01] <Moronicus> *what
[12:02] <Moronicus> fuck you imageshack for being dicks
[12:02] <Moronicus> oh great. Rev has wandered off
[12:02] <Moronicus> wonderful
[12:03] <Revenant> I'm here!
[12:03] <Revenant> Was just multichanneling!
[12:03] * Moronicus clubs Revenant with his E=peen
[12:03] <Revenant> D:
[12:04] * Revenant is guessing it's over 9000 e-inches?
[12:04] <Moronicus> I never bothered to measure it
[12:04] <Revenant> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=imgur
[12:04] <Moronicus> it's one of those things you have, but never care about until it is time to whack someone with it
[12:04] <Revenant> I know what you mean.
[12:04] <Revenant> You only measure if you're insecure.
[12:05] <Moronicus> to be fair rev, i did google, that didn;t show up
[12:05] <Revenant> Your Google kung fu is weak, old man
[12:05] <Moronicus> http://i.imgur.com/8pu5t.png
[12:06] <Revenant> Now *I* am the Master.
[12:06] <Moronicus> I PRESENT GODS GLADE!
[12:06] * Revenant clicks
[12:06] <Revenant> Ooooooh.
[12:06] <Moronicus> i did promise it on the forums,s o i'll go post it there
[12:06] <Revenant> Wow. That is not very big.
[12:07] <Revenant> No wonder people have trouble finding it.
[12:08] <Revenant> Oh yeah
[12:08] <Revenant> you guys don't object to me posting the brainstorming logs on the forums do you?
[12:08] * Revenant is too lazy to edit them
[12:09] <Revenant> I could put them in a pastebin or something but I'd probably lose it.
[12:09] <Moronicus> summarise them
[12:10] <Moronicus> I have a reputation to maintain as a complete and utter arsehole
[12:10] <Moronicus> I worked hard to get it by flaming Masumi and Sugarpop
[12:11] <Moronicus> though in the case of the former, it was more a case of repeated self inflicted injury. Kinda sad :(
[12:13] <Moronicus> I must, once again, reiterate my demand to be able to make sandwiches
[12:13] <Moronicus> the special feature should be that they increase your fullness by four instead of one
[12:14] <Revenant> Bahahaha
[12:14] <Revenant> OK
[12:15] <Moronicus> also, as stated before, signposts should be immune to storms
[12:15] <Revenant> Yeah. :S
[12:15] <Moronicus> i'd lean towards land features without HP, but can be destroyed for a flat 10ap expense
[12:15] <Moronicus> i'd lean towards land features without HP, but can be destroyed for a flat 10ap expense
[12:15] <Revenant> It'd be nice to be able to dismantle some things into their components.
[12:16] <Moronicus> yeah, stealing walls would be fun
[12:16] <Revenant> Like, take your spear apart into a hand axe and a stave
[12:16] <Revenant> HARH
[12:16] <Revenant> I think it's stupid you can't rip through stone buildings with a pick
[12:16] <Moronicus> and has historical foundation
[12:16] <Revenant> Also
[12:17] <Revenant> Undermining :D
[12:17] <Moronicus> in times of peace, stone walls were often dismantled to provide housing materials
[12:17] <Revenant> Yes!
[12:17] <Moronicus> stonefall traps with boulders? Or is that getting two dwarf fortressy?
[12:18] <Moronicus> oh yeah, and the post is up in the changes thread
[12:18] <Revenant> Traps of all sorts of kinds would be great.
[12:18] <Moronicus> http://i.imgur.com/8pu5t.png
[12:18] <Revenant> Snare traps.
[12:18] <Revenant> Rope + tree
[12:18] <Revenant> :D
[12:18] <Revenant> net traps! and nets as weapons!
[12:18] <Moronicus> prevent animal from fleeing?
[12:19] <Revenant> struggle each turn for an x% change to get free, or cut yourself free!
[12:19] <Revenant> YES!
[12:19] <Revenant> Bows+arrows!
[12:19] <BD> I finally !
[12:20] <BD> I have seen in it
[12:20] <Revenant> Hola BD!
[12:20] <Revenant> We're just brainstorming some here
[12:20] <BD> You know after it found I had a dream about it.
[12:20] <BD> Hey Revenant !
[12:20] <BD> How secret is it still?
[12:21] <Moronicus> only Evito and myself know ehere it is, along with GCP i believe, and maybe one more
[12:21] <Revenant> Yeah, the Nexals found it, too.
[12:21] <Revenant> But they won't share the location.
[12:21] <Moronicus> even amongst themselves, I hope
[12:21] <Revenant> Well, Berserkas did tell Sweedee he wasn't going to share... :P
[12:22] <Revenant> I think like the top 2 or 3 of them know
[12:22] <BD> Will you let me know some day
[12:22] <Revenant> Based on stuff they've said
[12:22] <Moronicus> possibly
[12:22] <Moronicus> it is about as useless a site tactically as they come
[12:22] <Moronicus> it's only value is containing my own foulness
[12:22] <Moronicus> A prison for me :D
[12:23] <Revenant> ... hang on
[12:23] <BD> But good for hiding no?
[12:23] <Revenant> the totem pole is on the hill, which you can't reach
[12:23] <Moronicus> yup
[12:23] <Revenant> ... doesn't that mean nobody else can join?
[12:23] <Moronicus> nobody else can join
[12:23] <BD> I saw that the bastards
[12:23] <Moronicus> ever
[12:23] <Revenant> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:23] <Revenant> So it's just you two
[12:23] <Revenant> and Admin?
[12:23] <Moronicus> Evito & Moronicus forever
[12:24] <Moronicus> i punted admin
[12:24] <Revenant> And maybe Isaac, I dunno, he's stuck in the wilderness somewhere by the sounds of it
[12:24] <Revenant> HAHAHAHA
[12:24] <Revenant> probably not the real Isaac
[12:24] <Moronicus> we have well and truly stolen the home of the gods
[12:24] <Revenant> Brought fire back? ;)
[12:24] <BD> That is awesome
[12:25] <Moronicus> eventually. First i returned the gift of weaponry to admins head
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