//in ascending order of absolute investment changes.
//some changes correspond to purchasing/liquidating (e.g. horsery contracts), but almost all just correspond to sadness.
item name value change
Kramco Industries packing cartons -115,000,000
Horsery contracts -93,081,680
salty slugs -63,675,248
cornucopias -44,668,800
Buddy Bjorn -42,340,000
bowls of Tastee-Wheet™ -37,375,000
eldritch effluvia -33,047,492
Pantsgiving -20,000,000
silent A -16,010,971
picky tweezers -16,000,000
stuffing fluffers -15,120,258
SongBoom™ BoomBox Boxs -13,999,995
Greatest American Pants -10,250,000
Racisto Ruidosos -10,087,800
Pokéfam Guides to Capturing All of Theme -8,400,000
KoL Con 13 snowglobes -8,000,000
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab -7,999,999
Batfellow comics -7,999,996
Camp Scout backpack -7,800,000
voter registration forms -7,499,995
power pills -7,395,000
burning newspapers -7,203,078
pine cone necklaces -5,000,000
frozen banquets -4,722,120
LCD games: Burger Belt -4,419,954
fruits basket -4,083,200
Dust bunnies -3,768,207
Eldritch snaps -3,552,000
Sister Accessory -3,000,000
tiny plastic Charities the Zombie Hunters -2,829,000
Neverending Party invitation envelope -2,750,000
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bots -2,455,556
handfuls of Smithereens -2,405,250
eldritch mushrooms -2,245,500
octolus-skin cloak -2,094,923
kitten burglars -2,000,000
God Lobster Eggs -1,800,000
iFlails -1,799,998
jars of Mayo de Mayo™ mayo -1,500,000
vintage smart drinks -1,480,000
mafia filofaxs -1,320,198
right bear arms -1,260,000
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebars -1,206,205
blundarrrbusses -1,045,758
silent N -1,000,000
left bear arms -928,500
Flasksfull of Hollow -867,270
resolutions: be happier -840,885
angry inches -827,280
alien force field disruptor beans -610,500
resolutions: be more adventurous -604,000
Kudzu salad -600,000
antique tacklebox -600,000
emergency margaritas -598,650
Boxing Day care package -500,000
balls of mimeplasm -490,000
golden tattoo guns -450,003
Time Bandit Time Towel -450,000
bottles of single-barrel whiskey -400,000
little red book -400,000
Crimbo candied pecans -379,056
kobold treasure hoards -373,983
lumps of black ichor -344,432
jawbruisers -341,022
bottles of Sacramento wine -310,800
frost flowers -301,750
hot clusters -300,000
Drunk Uncles holo-records -300,000
Rad Libs -297,060
Louder Than Bombs -295,795
pixel stars -254,000
basaltamander buckler -250,000
silent F -244,481
wolfskull masks -225,000
training scroll: Shattering Punchs -225,000
handfuls of crayon shavings -223,934
sorority brains -210,000
Manual of Numberology -200,725
blood-drive stickers -200,000
potions of punctual companionship -167,013
training scroll: Snokebombs -150,000
green pills -119,998
card sleeve -100,000
defective Game Grid token -100,000
warbear gyrocopters -99,600
GOTO statements -97,245
flasks of oil of oiliness -95,557
haunches of accidental mutton -85,503
bitter pills -75,000
barrelheads -72,000
disassembled clovers -67,821
record of menacing silence -55,000
hairshirt -47,000
meteoreos -44,200
pairs of gym shorts -42,200
soul doorbells -28,000
breath mints -23,450
whisker pencils -12,600
pairs of ironic oversized sunglasses -11,500
offensive moustache -11,000
Gratitude chocolates (Meat-filled) -9,000
floaty rock necklace -8,847
warbear breakfast machine assemblers -3,816
yellow pixels 0
mind flayer corpses 0
mysterious chemical residues 0
lumps of clay 0
shovelfuls of dirt 0
99.44% pure maths 0
possessed sugar cubes 0
handfuls of chaos popcorn 0
tubes of silver face paint 0
powdered dice 0
desktop zen gardens 0
cupsa Mediocri tea 0
tiny die-cast Father Crimborgs 0
large boxes 0
slime stacks 0
rolls of Lobos Mints 0
bottles of Ooze-O 0
hot clusterbombs 0
handfuls of fire 0
molten bricks 0
warbear whosits 0
sprigs of peppermint 0
grape troll doll 0
warbear helm fragments 0
fudgecules 0
fish juice boxes 0
cold wads 0
dangerous jerkcicles 0
Tales of Spelunkings 0
transdermal smoke patches 0
quantum tacos 0
tennis balls 0
extra-greasy sliders 0
bottles of complex mushroom wine 0
cans of deodorant 0
twinkly wads 0
Feliz Navidads 0
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 0
deluxe fax machine 0
iron chain 0
Tiki lighters 0
Gratitude chocolates (bourbon-filled) 0
tiny plastic Eds the Undying 0
bottles of Twelve Night Energy 0
bottles of bubbles 0
gumshoes 0
BittyCar MeatCar 0
copies of Celsius 233 0
jewel-eyed wizard hat 0
enchanted fire extinguisher 2,000
mafia wedding rings 12,000
bottles of Temps Tempranillo 20,250
antimatter wads 25,000
warbear soda machine assemblers 34,000
Daily Affirmations: Be a Mind Master 34,360
PEEZ dispensers 38,000
abstraction: actions 42,840
Kokomo Resort Passes 45,000
swords above inappropriate prepositions 48,000
chunks of Crimbo fudge 56,000
rubber spiders 59,776
Mysterious Black Boxs 68,400
bowls of delicious star salad 81,990
bottles of meadeorite 85,162
hunks of granite 88,960
spooky hockey masks 94,446
bottles of Meteorite-Ade 97,750
perfect ice cubes 99,523
one-day tickets to That 70s Volcano 101,596
Shots of Kardashian Gin 108,400
floaty rock helmet 110,000
hot egg 119,995
stench clusters 124,586
velvet chokers 125,040
splendid martinis 129,600
copies of Trout Fishing in Loathing 142,989
Red Fox glove 156,001
sugar sheets 181,200
cashews 188,160
scrumptious reagents 207,310
Spirit Precipices 245,000
Mini-Crimbot crate 249,950
BittyCar SoulCar 250,000
grimstone masks 258,840
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 261,000
warehouse keys 272,200
Daily Affirmations: Always be Collecting 275,951
BACON 296,970
smart watches 344,000
silent beret 350,067
iced plum wines 350,480
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 400,000
warbear accoutrements chunks 676,800
Gratitude chocolates (thyme-filled) 820,000
Staff of the Woodfire 833,334
grim fairy tales 879,580
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 986,000
Crimbot ROMs: Ruthless Efficiency 1,000,000
locked mumming trunk 1,000,001
rotten tomatoes 1,148,000
cans of voodoo snuff 1,326,260
lumps of Brituminous coal 1,612,960
cupsa Sobrie tea 2,160,000
bottles of Ralph IX cognac 2,339,982
tiny plastic Dr. Awkwards 2,500,000
cupsa Voraci tea 2,605,100
jumping horseradishes 2,642,700
tiny costume wardrobe 3,000,000
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 3,000,000
solid shifting time weirdness 3,100,000
floaty rock pants 3,500,000
green rockets 3,540,175
New-You Club Membership Forms 4,000,000
bag of sausage linkss 4,300,000
mafia pointer finger ring 4,499,911
hopeful candle 4,900,001
Daily Affirmations: Think Win-Lose 5,270,525
glasses of warm water 6,119,286
cupsa Royal tea 7,182,500
drops of eldritch ichor 7,819,633
Crown of Thrones 9,000,000
quantities of spice melange 9,276,025
lava balaclava 17,100,000
Ultra Mega Sour Balls 17,156,000
still-beating spleens 32,640,000
d4s 39,456,434
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher 60,000,000
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