I had mafia buy one of (roughly) every tradeable item listed at <1k meat in the mall. Then I visited the pizza oven dropdown, parsed it for item IDs, and sorted the corresponding item names alphabetically. Here's that list for funsies:

&Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	8307
&quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	7699
&quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	9843
&quot;honey&quot; dipper	7161
&quot;meat&quot; stick	7772
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3137
1-ball	1900
1.21 jigawatts	1350
1337 7r0uZ0RZ	542
1952 Mickey Mantle card	8404
2-ball	1901
3-ball	1902
30669 scroll	549
33398 scroll	550
334 scroll	547
37x37x37 puzzle cube	6075
4-ball	1903
4-d camera	4169
4-dimensional fez	7678
4-dimensional guitar	3849
5-ball	1904
6-ball	1905
668 scroll	548
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	362
7-ball	1906
7-inch discus	3713
8-ball	1907
8-billed baseball cap	7468
8-bit banana	6841
9-ball	1940
99.44% pure math	7818
A Light that Never Goes Out	7019
A muse-bouche	5841
ASCII fu manchu	6245
ASCII shirt	2121
Abyssal ember	3970
Accordion of Jordion	6819
Affirmation Cookie	9486
Afternoon Delight	8278
Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5860
Agitated Turkey	7923
Alewife&trade; Ale	3772
Alice's Army Alchemist	4973
Alice's Army Cleric	4983
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	4994
Alice's Army Foil Cleric	5004
Alice's Army Foil Guard	4991
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	4999
Alice's Army Foil Horseman	5002
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	5001
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	4997
Alice's Army Foil Ninja	4993
Alice's Army Foil Page	4995
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	4996
Alice's Army Foil Wallman	4992
Alice's Army Guard	4970
Alice's Army Halberder	4969
Alice's Army Hammerman	4978
Alice's Army Horseman	4981
Alice's Army Lanceman	4980
Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4976
Alice's Army Ninja	4972
Alice's Army Nurse	4977
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4975
Alice's Army Spearsman	4968
Alice's Army Swordsman	4967
Alice's Army Wallman	4971
Ambitious Turkey	7924
Ancient Protector Soda	7664
Angry Farmer candy	617
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2943
Ankh of Badahnkadh	2539
Arrrmetia trading card	2012
Artist's Butterknife of Regret	6104
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6106
Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	6107
Artist's Spatula of Despair	6105
Artist's Whisk of Misery	6103
Atomic Comic	5057
Atomic Pop	5526
Aura Libre	5611
Aye Aye	5585
Aye Aye, Captain	5586
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	5587
BOOterfinger	7917
BRICKO bulwark	4487
BRICKO pearl	4486
BRICKO stud	5854
BROS Energy Drink	7471
BUBBLE GUM	8311
Bal-musette accordion	6856
Bangyomaman battle juice	5848
Barulio's bottle	5534
Bash-&#332;s cereal	3465
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	9937
Battlie Light Saver	6028
Beefy Crunch Pastaco	7438
Beignet Milgranet	5243
Bettie page	9732
Big Punk	7919
Bit O' Ectoplasm	1962
Bit O' Quail Spleen	7914
BitterSweetTarts	4341
Black Hole	5625
Black No. 2	2059
Blackfly Chardonnay	2339
Blatantly Canadian	882
Bloody Nora	9388
Bohemian rhapsody	2673
Boletus Broletus mushroom	7431
Bonestabber	5886
Boozehounds Anonymous token	3739
Boris's key lime pie	513
Boxing Day Pass	10056
Brain Food Pastaco	7439
Bram's choker	7358
Breakfast Blast wine cooler	8191
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	570
Bruno's blessing of Mars	7725
Bugbearclaw Donut	6838
Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7727
Bustle Hustler	9730
Buttery Knob	5576
C.H.U.M. chum	3227
C.H.U.M. knife	3285
C.H.U.M. lantern	3284
CSA all-purpose soap	5748
CSA bravery badge	5747
CSA cheerfulness ration	5749
CSA obedience grenade	5750
CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5743
Caipiranha	5633
Camp Scout pup tent	5742
Candicaine	5632
Candy Alexander	5631
Cerebral Crossbow	1617
Chakra Libre	5610
Charity's choker	5800
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	8188
Chinese curse words	6140
Choco-Mint patty	8020
Churchill	9379
Citrus Crush wine cooler	8192
Claybender glasses	6020
Cloaca Cola Polar	7058
Cloaca grenade	1336
Cloaca-Cola	1334
Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1339
Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1328
Cloaca-Cola helmet	1331
Cloaca-Cola shield	1327
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1340
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4960
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3734
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2585
Comet Drop	5157
Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1038
Cookbook of the Damned	2495
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2587
Corpse Island iced tea	3028
Cracklin' Oat Bran	8323
Crimbo candied pecan	4395
Crimbo dog sweater	10032
Crimbo fudge	4394
Crimbo peppermint bark	4393
Crimbo pie	2767
Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7866
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	7893
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	7870
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	7890
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7889
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	7903
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7895
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	7899
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	7901
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	7882
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7878
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	7868
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	7879
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	7873
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	7885
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	7888
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	7877
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	7876
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7897
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	7867
Crimboween memo	2089
Crown of the Goblin King	313
D roll	7572
DUFRESNE Suds	9545
Daffy Taffy	2088
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	9482
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	9479
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	9481
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	9483
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	9485
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	9480
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	9484
Dark & Starry	5624
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	8749
Dennis's blessing of Minerva	7726
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	8527
Divine	1575
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	232
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	233
Dolphin King's crown	34
Double Bacon Beelzeburger	568
Doublepunchplanter	5637
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	600
Drac & Tan	5573
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6579
Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	5736
Drunken Astrophysicist	5623
Drunken Neurologist	5622
Drunken Philosopher	5621
Dump Truck	5608
Duskwalker fangs	6021
Duskwalker syringe	6026
Dust bunny	9510
Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	7610
Dyspepsi grenade	1335
Dyspepsi-Cola	347
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1338
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1330
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1326
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1333
Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1329
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1341
Earring of Fire	2786
Earth and Firewater	5601
Effermint&trade; tablets	6849
Egnaro berry	9814
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3148
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3153
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3147
Elf Farm Raffle ticket	500
Elfin shortbread	501
Elizabeth's paintbrush	7320
Elmley shades	2399
Elvish delight	4152
Enchanted Flyswatter	5795
Enchanted Plunger	5794
Energy Buzz Pastaco	7442
Event Horizon	5626
Everlasting Deckswabber	3428
Extra-slimy Slimosa	5604
Fabiotion	9731
Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	7484
Fauna Libre	5609
Feliz Navidad	9387
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	210
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	418
Fettris	8542
Feynman gate	2155
Finnish Fish	10289
Firewater	5600
Fitspiration&trade; poster	7602
Five Second Energy&trade;	7101
Flamin' Whatshisname	7222
Flaming Caipiranha	5635
Flaming Knob	5578
Flaming Mohobo	5620
Flaskfull of Hollow	7004
Flying Caipiranha	5634
Frankly Mr. Shank	7028
Frat Army FGF	2511
Freddie's blessing of Mercury	7728
Friendliness Beverage	7570
Frigid Northern Beans	8870
Frogade	1694
Fromage Pinotage	5242
Frost&trade; brand sword	1712
Fu Manchu Wax	5837
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7846
Fuzzy Tentacle	5592
GOTO	4948
Gaia beads	2357
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	6174
Gearhead Goo	5796
Genalen&trade; Bottle	2023
Gene Tonic: Dude	7384
Gene Tonic: Hobo	7405
Gene Tonic: Insect	7389
Gene Tonic: Pirate	7396
Gene Tonic: Plant	7397
Gene Tonic: Slime	7401
Gene Tonic: Undead	7387
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2586
Ghost Dog Chow	8640
Glo-Pop	8149
Glum berry	9813
Gnollish Crossdress	5798
Gnollish autoplunger	127
Gnollish pie server	1750
Gnollish sangria	9393
Gnollish slotted spoon	1751
Gnollish toolbox	533
Gnomish sagngria	9375
Gnomish toolbox	1768
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2848
Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	8461
Golden Light	7013
Golden Mean	5583
Good 'n' Quiet	9697
Gordon Bennett	1576
Grateful Undead T-shirt	2120
Great Older Fashioned	5591
Greek fire	8995
Green Burlap	5617
Green Giant	5584
Green Manalishi	7206
Green Muslin	5616
Green Velvet	5615
Groll doll	7694
Gummi-DNA	3631
Gummi-Gnauga	1344
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	7433
Hairpiece On Fire	7021
Half a Purse	7020
Hand in Glove	7023
Hand that Rocks the Ladle	7026
Handsome Devil	7015
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	926
Haymaker	5638
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	8866
Hell broth	506
Hell ramen	578
Hellfire Spicy Beans	8869
Herring Wallbanger	5628
Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	8537
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	582
Hippy Army MPE	2512
Hollandaise helmet	4719
Hot 'n' Scarys	7499
How to Avoid Scams	8208
How to Play Othello	8661
Humanitini	5588
Hundred Headed IPA	6169
Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2791
Iceberglar scarf	8327
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	5838
Iiti Kitty phone charm	2618
Illuminati earpiece	6240
Imp Ale	470
Inndya trading card	2014
Interview With You (a Vampire)	5300
Jack-O-Lantern beer	8645
Jackhammer	5607
Jacob's rung	7323
Jamocha berry	9817
Jarlsberg's key lime	511
Jarlsberg's key lime pie	514
Jawmaster 2000&trade;	3534
Jefferson wings	7212
Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	7100
Jolly Roger charrrm	411
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	413
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	571
Junk-Bond	6736
Kashmir sweater	7224
Keese berry	9820
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	229
Kentucky-fried meat staff	228
Kentucky-fried meat sword	227
Kiss the Knob apron	2185
Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	4579
Knob Goblin Mutagen	5809
Knob Goblin Uberpants	51
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4958
Knob Goblin elite helm	308
Knob Goblin elite pants	309
Knob Goblin elite polearm	310
Knob Goblin elite shirt	694
Knob Goblin firecracker	747
Knob Goblin harem pants	305
Knob Goblin harem veil	306
Knob Goblin melon baller	1755
Knob Goblin pants	38
Knob Goblin perfume	307
Knob Goblin scimitar	35
Knob Goblin spatula	1752
Knob Goblin superseltzer	345
Knob Goblin tongs	36
Knob Goblin visor	312
Knob jelly donut	4941
Knob lo mein	1587
Knob mushroom	303
Knob nuts	4959
Knob pasty	2593
Knob sausage	302
Knob sausage stir-fry	808
Knob shroomkabob	1251
Knob stir-fry	801
Knob stroganoff	816
Knob stuffed shells	813
Knoll lo mein	1589
Knoll mushroom	723
Knoll shroomkabob	742
Knoll stir-fry	804
KoL Con 13 T-shirt	9127
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	8281
Kokomo Resort Chip	8279
Kokomo Resort Order Pad	8282
Kokomo Resort Pass	8284
Kudzu slaw	8840
LCD game: Burger Belt	7705
LCD game: Food Eater	7703
LCD game: Garbage River	7704
LOV Elixir #3	9317
LOV Elixir #6	9318
LOV Elixir #9	9319
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7483
Lars the Cyberian	5053
Lazybones&trade; recliner	5888
Leonard's glasses	8338
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	7611
Li'l Businessman Kit	5110
Little Crimson Book	5894
Lockenstock&trade; sandals	2030
Locust	5580
Lollipop Drop	5630
Lolsipop	9735
London frog	9381
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	7663
Lord of the Flies-sized fries	569
Louder Than Bomb	7014
Lucky Surprise Egg	995
Lumineux Limnio	5238
Mad Train wine	564
Mae West	1584
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2170
Mallomarbles	10097
Manetwich	1949
Mansquito's blood	8841
Mariner's Friend cough drops	2670
Mark I Steam-Hat	6285
Mark II Steam-Hat	6286
Mark III Steam-Hat	6287
Mark IV Steam-Hat	6288
Mark V Steam-Hat	6289
Marvin's marvelous pill	5535
Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2642
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	6076
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2519
Meat Tenderizer is Murder	7024
Meat detector	849
Meat maid body	132
Mer-kin begsign	6359
Mer-kin breastplate	3804
Mer-kin bunwig	4281
Mer-kin cheatsheet	4204
Mer-kin cooljuice	6355
Mer-kin digpick	3695
Mer-kin dragbelt	6348
Mer-kin eyeglasses	6349
Mer-kin fastjuice	3595
Mer-kin finpaddle	6351
Mer-kin foodbucket	3676
Mer-kin gutgirdle	6350
Mer-kin hallpass	6368
Mer-kin hidepaint	3807
Mer-kin hookspear	3591
Mer-kin killscroll	3594
Mer-kin lipstick	6343
Mer-kin lunchbox	6400
Mer-kin prayerbeads	3806
Mer-kin pressureglobe	3675
Mer-kin ragejuice	6347
Mer-kin roundshield	3803
Mer-kin smartjuice	6354
Mer-kin sneakmask	3805
Mer-kin stopwatch	6352
Mer-kin strongjuice	6345
Mer-kin takebag	3592
Mer-kin thingpouch	3593
Mer-kin weaksauce	6396
Mer-kin wordquiz	4205
Mer-kin worktea	6356
Meteorite-Ade	9513
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	618
Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	9948
Milk Studs	6833
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	6149
Missing Eye Simulation Device	5797
Misty Cape	6049
Misty Cloak	6047
Misty Robe	6048
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	8868
Mohawk wig	597
Mon Tiki	1585
Monstar energy beverage	2389
Moonds	7918
Moonshine Mohobo	5619
Morbidda trading card	2005
More Humanitini than Humanitini	5589
Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3364
Mornington crescent roll	7509
Mortimer's nostrum	5533
Morto Moreto	5239
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	6650
Mountain Stream gastrique	8416
Mountain Stream soda	357
Mr. Haggis	6084
Mr. Joe's bangles	3319
Mr. Mediocrebar	907
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	8417
Mudflap-Girl Earring	2798
Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2799
Mudflap-Girl Ring	2800
Murderer's Punch	7231
Muschat	5244
Nadsat berry	9816
Nardz energy beverage	3727
Nayztameetjoo trading card	2011
Necbro wafers	5345
Necrotelicomnicon	2494
Neuromancer	1582
New Age healing crystal	8425
New Age hurting crystal	8489
Newbiesport&trade; tent	69
Nightmare Fuel	9925
Northern pemmican	4505
Nose Ring of Putrescence	2795
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	5125
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	5129
Now and Earlier	1345
Nuclear Blastball	5103
O	9544
O'RLY manual	6273
Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	6649
Oh, the Humanitini	5590
Oil of Parrrlay	2968
Okee-Dokee soda	5082
Orangemageddon wine cooler	8190
Orcish baseball cap	239
Orcish cargo shorts	240
Orcish frat-paddle	241
Orcish meat locker	84
Osk'r Chow	5855
Othello's military jacket	8656
Ouija Board, Ouija Board	7025
Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	7132
P.B.L.T.	5681
PADL Phone	2065
PB&J with the crusts cut off	9953
PEEZ dispenser	6836
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	7012
Party-in-a-Can&trade;	9981
Pendant of Fire	2787
Penultimate Fantasy chest	604
Phil Collins	9400
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	280
Piddles	4340
Pine-Fresh air freshener	556
Pneumo bar	10164
Poison Oak trading card	2006
Pok&euml;mann band-aid	5078
Polka Pop	4342
Polysniff Perfume	6025
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	8873
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1418
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2588
Professor What T-Shirt	7297
Prunets	9147
Psychotic Train wine	7370
Punching Potion	9923
Punchplanter	5636
Purple Beast energy drink	9958
R'lyeh	9392
Rad Lib	5863
Radberry Rip wine cooler	8189
Ram's Face Lager	1790
Red Army camouflage kit	7623
Red Dwarf	5582
Red Pill	5058
Red X Shield	7237
Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	7609
Ring of Fire	2788
Ring of the Sewer Snake	2797
Rock Pops	906
Rogue Windmill Rouge	5840
Roman sadnals	7718
Rompedores de Fantasmas	7482
Roo trading card	2008
Russian Ice	5073
S.A.V.E. flyer	4220
S.S. Ticket	7587
S.T.L.T.	2652
SMOOCH soda	8462
Sacramento wine	8994
Salsa Libre	8531
Salsa de las Epocas	5064
Saturday Night Special	7203
Saucepanic	7027
Sazerorc	5612
Sazuruk-hai	5613
Scuba Snack	5856
Serenity trading card	2013
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	7029
Sheila Take a Crossbow	7018
Shielding Potion	9922
Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	5804
Shot of Kardashian Gin	9119
Shot of the Living Dead	5575
Shrubble Bubble	8151
Siberian sunrise	9368
Simepore slime	9399
Sinful Desires	2496
Sitrep berry	9815
Sizzling Sinner	5599
Skull Punch	10235
Skullery Maid's Knee	5825
Slimebite	5605
Slimosa	5603
Slippery Knob	5577
Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5595
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	5596
Smart Bone Dust	5801
Snarf berry	9819
Sneaky Pete's key lime	512
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	515
Snow Queen Crown	1784
Sogg-Os	7662
Source essence	9034
Source terminal ASHRAM chip	9048
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	9047
Source terminal INGRAM chip	9046
Source terminal SCRAM chip	9049
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	9050
Source terminal file: compress.edu	9056
Source terminal file: cram.ext	9064
Source terminal file: critical.enh	9053
Source terminal file: damage.enh	9052
Source terminal file: dram.ext	9065
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	9057
Source terminal file: familiar.ext	9060
Source terminal file: gram.ext	9062
Source terminal file: portscan.edu	9058
Source terminal file: pram.ext	9061
Source terminal file: protect.enq	9054
Source terminal file: spam.ext	9063
Source terminal file: stats.enq	9055
Source terminal file: substats.enh	9051
Source terminal file: tram.ext	9066
Source terminal file: turbo.edu	9059
Space Tourist Phaser	6022
Space Tours Tripple	6027
Spam Witch sammich	545
Spant eggs	9476
Spechunky bar	8154
Special&trade; Sauce	8528
Spirit Precipice	1731
Spooky Surprise Egg	2940
Spooky-Gro fertilizer	76
Squat-Thrust Magazine	6270
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	7017
Steal This Candy	2941
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	7415
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	7416
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	7417
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	7406
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	7407
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	7408
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	7418
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	7419
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	7420
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	7412
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	7413
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	7414
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	7409
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	7410
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	7411
Stephen's secret formula	7322
Stone Golem pebbles	5818
Strikes Again Bigmouth	7011
Strix stix	7713
Suffering Sinner	5597
Sugar Cog	1346
Super Magic Power Sword X	1746
Supernova Champagne	2444
Suppurating Sinner	5598
Swabbie&trade; swab	2967
Swedish massage fish	9728
T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	4581
T.U.R.D.S. Key	6029
TI-9000 calculator	7807
TRIO cup of beer	9979
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	6054
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6053
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6052
Take Eleven Bar	7915
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	6831
Tapioc berry	9818
Tasty Fun Good rice candy	540
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	9122
Tears of the Quiet Healer	5810
Telltale&trade; rubber heart	8647
Temps Tempranillo	5240
Tesla's Electroplated Beans	8867
Texas tea	7502
The Author's inkwell	8844
The Bomb	5225
The Cooler Out of Space	5342
The Emperor's new cookie	8557
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	9206
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2002
The Lot's engagement ring	8259
The Snake trading card	2010
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	7271
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	6082
Third Base	9729
Thorny Toad trading card	2003
Tiger-lily's milk	4522
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2966
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	8872
Transylvania Sling	5574
Trollhouse cookies	543
Tuesday's ruby	2604
Typical Tavern swill	3831
Ultimate Mind Destroyer	7476
Ultracolor&trade; shirt	5111
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	215
Ur-Donut	5224
VYKEA blood rune	8723
VYKEA bracket	8727
VYKEA dowel	8728
VYKEA frenzy rune	8722
VYKEA hex key	8729
VYKEA instructions	8730
VYKEA mead	8720
VYKEA meatballs	8719
VYKEA plank	8725
VYKEA rail	8726
VYKEA woadpaint	8721
Valentine	1026
Van der Graaf helmet	5079
Vicar's Tutu	7022
Victor's Spoils	9489
Warm Subject gift certificate	621
Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	6832
Wet Russian	7666
Whatsian Ionic Pliers	6024
Whenchamacallit bar	6840
White Chocolate Golem Seeds	5803
White Hyborian	4054
Whoompa Fur Pants	6023
Woldo trading card	2009
Wolfman Nardz	4255
Work is a Four Letter Sword	7016
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	8871
X	9543
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	6277
Ye Olde Meade	6276
Ye Olde Medieval Insult	6278
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2125
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	5012
Yummy Tummy bean	905
Ze&trade; goggles	5677
Zoodriver	5594
[2108]rock	2108
a butt tuba	3857
a little sump'm sump'm	682
abandoned candy	3290
abominable blubber	4950
abominable snowcone	639
abstraction: action	8708
abstraction: category	8712
abstraction: certainty	8716
abstraction: joy	8715
abstraction: motion	8714
abstraction: perception	8713
abstraction: purpose	8711
abstraction: sensation	8710
abstraction: thought	8709
acceptable bagel	8196
acceptable mayolus	8272
accidental cider	2842
accord ion	6815
accordion file	6814
accordionoid rocca	6821
acid-squirting flower	430
acoustic guitarrr	404
actual reality goggles	6083
actual tapas	7375
adder	6713
adder bladder	2056
agnolotti arboli	8410
agua de vida	4001
airblaster gun	6081
alarm accordion	6825
alien animal goo	9428
alien autoautopsy kit	8364
alien drugs	7525
alien force field disruptor bean	7527
alien hologram projector	7633
alien meat	9423
alien plant goo	9420
all-purpose cleaner	3019
alphabet gum	1702
amber aviator shades	3778
amok pudding	7290
amok putter	7289
amulet of extreme plot significance	594
ancient Magi-Wipes	2616
ancient calendar	5647
ancient calendar fragment	5646
ancient frozen dinner	1778
ancient ice cream scoop	5780
ancient medicinal herbs	8696
ancient pills	9701
ancient poisoned dart	5642
ancient protein powder	2677
ancient spice	2537
ancient stone fist	4058
ancient stone head	4059
ancient turtle shell helmet	3990
ancient vinyl coin purse	2612
anemone nematocyst	3696
anemone sauce	6394
angry inch	6374
animal part cracker	9219
ankleweights	7097
annoying pitchfork	1116
ant agonist	2569
ant antidepressant	3532
ant hoe	2570
ant pick	2574
ant pitchfork	2572
ant rake	2571
ant sickle	2573
anticheese	142
antimatter wad	7045
antique Canadian lantern	10047
antique greaves	1929
antique hand mirror	2092
antique helmet	1930
antique machete	6679
antique packet of ketchup	2841
antique shield	1932
antique spear	1931
aquaviolet jub-jub bird	3800
armgun	2684
armored prawn	8992
arrrgyle socks	487
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	7604
artisanal limoncello	6036
asbestos apron	2390
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asbestos helmet turtle	390
asbestos ore	364
asbestos staff	382
asbestos sword	381
asbestos thermos	8475
ash soda	7549
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asparagus lo mein	1588
asparagus stir-fry	806
assassin's cheese knife	8330
asshat	638
attorney's badge	6709
autocalliope	6820
auxiliary backbone	5889
awful poetry journal	622
b&auml;tzle	814
baby killer bee	828
baby oil shooter	9359
backwoods screwdriver	6018
baconstone	705
baconstone earring	715
baconstone pendant	716
badge of authority	6031
badger badge	1623
bag of Cheat-Os	1787
bag of GORF	5744
bag of GORP	5740
bag of QWOP	5746
bag of W&Ws	6835
bag of gross foreign snacks	8210
bag of many confections	4329
bag of park garbage	8211
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bag of random words	8845
bag of sausage links	10062
baggie of powdered sugar	4952
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	8309
baked stuffing	9173
balaclava	889
balaclava baklava	890
balloon helmet	434
balloon monkey	436
balloon shield	3479
balloon sword	435
ballroom blintz	2094
baloney rotgut	8342
balsa plank	6386
banana peel	2374
bananagate	5381
banjo strings	52
bar skin	70
bar whip	2455
barbed-wire fence	145
bargain flash powder	3467
baritone accordion	6811
barrel beryl	8588
barrel beryl choker	8596
barrel cracker	8581
barrel gun	8586
barrel pickle	8580
barrel-aged martini	8579
barrrnacle	412
barskin buckler	2456
barskin cloak	2483
barskin hat	72
barskin loincloth	2458
barskin tent	73
bartender-in-the-box	440
basaltamander tongue	8465
baseball	181
basic martini	9494
basic meat crossbow	111
basic meat fez	770
basic meat helmet	95
basic meat kilt	1277
basic meat pants	94
basic meat skirt	1275
basic meat spork	773
basic meat staff	110
basic meat sword	93
bat guano	188
bat haggis	320
bat whip	2625
bat wing	183
bat wing kabob	201
bat wing stir-fry	809
bat-ass leather jacket	2626
batarang	8333
batblade	494
batgut	182
battered hubcap	2716
battery-powered drill	7781
bazookafish bubble gum	3496
beach glass bead	2506
beach glass necklace	2508
bean burrito	314
beanbag chair	429
bear claw	8905
beard incense	8216
beaver punch (cherry)	10046
beaver punch (peach)	10045
beaver spear	2865
beefy fish meat	3489
beefy pill	9703
beer basted brat	2218
beer bomb	2350
beer bong	2401
beer cartilage	1631
beer helmet	2069
beer lens	443
beer-a-pult	2689
beer-battered accordion	6810
beer-soaked mop	4737
beertini	842
bejeweled pledge pin	2353
bellhop bell	2666
bellhop's hat	8688
bent scrap metal	6739
berries of suffering	5529
berry-infused sake	3564
bi-lateral logic compressor	2160
big bad voodoo mask	2239
big bass drum	3853
big boom	2617
big dribbly candle	2863
big red clown nose	449
big rock	30
bilge wine	2976
bindlestocking	4841
bird rib	2262
birdbone corset	7676
bit-o-cactus	2676
black & tan	2340
black belt	2270
black blade	7207
black cloak	7507
black cowboy hat	2641
black eye shadow	7510
black forest cake	2342
black forest ham	2343
black friar's tonsure	7631
black gold	7501
black greaves	2640
black helmet	2061
black kettle drum	3865
black label	7508
black magic powder	7630
black pension check	2057
black picnic basket	2058
black pixel	460
black pudding	2338
black shield	2062
black snake skin	2055
black sword	2060
black tear	6401
blackberry	2063
blackberry combat boots	2707
blackberry galoshes	4659
blackberry moccasins	2706
blackberry polite	3475
blackberry slippers	2705
blammer	5278
blended frozen swill	3834
blob of acid	5814
blob of wood glue	6387
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3639
blood and blood	8644
blood-faced volleyball	528
bloodied surgical dungarees	6688
bloodstain stick	7363
bloody beer	252
bloody clown pants	432
bloody mary	249
blowdart	7199
blue grass	7683
blue lava globs	8444
blue oyster badge	7626
blue paisley oyster egg	1054
blue pixel	463
blue polka-dot oyster egg	1053
blue potion	5989
blue shell	3980
blue snowcone	1416
blue striped oyster egg	1052
blue suede shoes	2467
blue-frosted astral cupcake	1624
blundarrrbus	853
blunt cat claw	5253
boilermaker	2741
bone abacus	6712
bone bandoneon	6816
bone bons	6843
bone chips	4743
bone collar	1796
bone flute	3858
bone rattle	168
booby trap	5859
book of matches	6683
boot knife	6789
booty chest charrrm	2980
booty chest charrrm bracelet	2981
boring spaghetti	579
bottle of Amontillado	8578
bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	9358
bottle of Evermore	7227
bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1965
bottle of Pinot Renoir	1951
bottle of Red-Out	8316
bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1950
bottle of alcohol	2240
bottle of black cat tonic	2674
bottle of clam juice	9352
bottle of cooking sherry	2840
bottle of drinkin' gas	7814
bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	6372
bottle of gin	237
bottle of gregnadigne	9357
bottle of laundry sherry	7366
bottle of lighter fluid	7554
bottle of melodramamine	3782
bottle of moontan lotion	4003
bottle of norwhiskey	8732
bottle of novelty hot sauce	9349
bottle of perfume	1968
bottle of popskull	1774
bottle of realpagne	2658
bottle of rum	787
bottle of sake	3463
bottle of sea wine	10272
bottle of sewage schnapps	3225
bottle of tequila	1004
bottle of ultravitamins	2085
bottle of vodka	238
bottle of whiskey	328
bottle of wine	5990
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bottlecap turtle	2253
bottled inspiration	2665
bottled swamp gas	2858
boulder	4586
bowl of Jeal-O	8659
bowl of cottage cheese	49
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bowl of lucky charms	105
bowl of maggots	8643
bowl of marinade	7552
bowl of mummy guts	8642
bowling ball	6696
box	427
box of Dweebs	6834
box of Familiar Jacks	5226
box turtle	2251
box-in-the-box	445
box-in-the-box-in-the-box	447
boxed wine	1005
boxing glove	3850
boxing glove on a spring	3851
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2045
brains casserole	1770
brand new key	4206
brass bung spigot	8593
brass crank handle	4397
brass dorsal fin	4207
brass gear	6284
brass stinger	864
brass turkey knuckles	7921
bread basket	8183
bread roll	9179
breadchucks	7195
breadwand	8180
breakfast mess	7055
brick of sand	2582
briefcase	184
brigand brittle	5833
broken beer bottle	6790
broken clock	5281
broken high-temperature mining drill	8457
broken skull	741
broken sword	1934
bronze breastplate	2126
bronze polish	8344
bronzed locust	2575
brown crock marble	4096
brown felt tophat	6283
brown paper bag mask	8178
brown paper pants	8177
brown pixel	4588
brown sugar cane	2734
browser cookie	9035
bubble bauble bow	1711
bubble-wrap simulator	5929
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	6109
bubblegum heart	8384
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2254
bubblewrap ore	1677
bubblewrap sword	1681
bubblin' chemistry solution	7613
bubbly potion	821
bucket of fish juice	8371
bucket of honey	4526
bucket of wine	5227
buckyball	3065
buffalo blade	1740
bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	4577
bugged balaclava	4576
bugged beanie	4575
bull blubber	5820
bullet-proof corduroys	2032
bum cheek	566
bunch of sea grapes	10271
bunch of square grapes	2733
buoybottoms	2995
burglar/sleep mask	9940
burning newspaper	9683
butterfly knife	6134
button rouge	7622
buzzard feather	8903
buzzing mushroom wine	7448
cactus fruit	2579
cactus monocle	3533
caipifruta	1573
calle de miel	1018
can cannon	1714
can of Ghuol-B-Gone&trade;	2565
can of Minions-Be-Gone	9498
can of Red Minotaur	226
can of Swiller	2049
can of cherry-flavored sterno	9355
can of depilatory cream	4561
can of drain cleaner	8843
can of maces	291
can of sardines	6861
can of starch	2084
can of the cheapest beer	6371
can-can-in-a-can	2668
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1368
candied bolts	6904
candied nuts	6903
candied pecan	7108
candied sweet potatoes	9171
candied yams	1369
candy brain	1652
candy carrot	7114
candy carrot cake	7115
candy chalk	10089
candy cigarette	7677
candy dog collar	9208
candy knife	6792
candy mountain oyster	7111
candy skeleton	4758
candy stake	2193
cane-mail pants	5406
cane-mail shirt	5405
cannonball charrrm	2982
cannonball charrrm bracelet	2983
canopic jar	2536
cap gun	7695
capacitor relay	2152
captured boozles	8373
carbon nanotube frame	2153
carbonated soy milk	2367
carbonated water lily	2600
cardboard box turtle	2252
cardboard crossbow	1688
cardboard katana	1779
cardboard ore	1675
cardboard staff	1680
cardboard sword	1679
cardboard wakizashi	1921
carob brownies	216
carob cannon	1736
carob chunk cookies	204
carob chunk noodles	956
carob chunks	202
carrot cake	6152
carrot claret	6153
carrot juice	6154
carrot nose	6151
carton of gaspers	8343
carton of rotten eggs	6853
carton of snake milk	8172
cartoon harpoon	10255
cartoon heart	5980
cast	474
cast-iron legacy paddle	2690
cat appendix	496
catfish whiskers	7650
catgut	495
catgut taco	1699
catskin buckler	2628
catskin cap	2627
catsup	107
censored can label	6241
centipede eggs	2583
chakra sludge	9271
chaos butterfly	615
charisma potion	9130
charming flute	3860
charpuce jub-jub bird	3802
charrrm bracelet	2953
cheap cigar butt	3732
cheap clip-on ninja tie	6247
cheap elven gloves	3634
cheap plastic blowgun	3845
cheap sunglasses	8207
cheesy eagle sauce	7214
chef skull	437
chef's hat	293
cherry	1006
cherry pie	2020
chewable paper	7697
chicle de salchicha	6586
child-sized dracula cloak	8361
chintzy accordion pin	1946
chintzy disco ball pendant	1945
chintzy noodle ring	1943
chintzy saucepan earring	1944
chintzy seal pendant	1941
chintzy turtle brooch	1942
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	6282
chiptune guitar	4649
chisel	2285
chloroform rag	2396
chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	9900
chocolate Ogre Chieftain	9899
chocolate Spider Queen	9901
chocolate bowtie	8769
chocolate cow bone	7127
chocolate filthy lucre	2942
chocolate leash	9257
chocolate spurs	861
chocolate-covered caviar	4623
chocolate-covered scarab beetle	4258
chocotini	7112
chopsticks	1490
chorizo brownies	957
chorizo taco	179
chrome crossbow	386
chrome helmet turtle	392
chrome ore	365
chrome staff	385
chrome sword	384
chunk of hot iron	7353
chunk of rock salt	2770
cigar box turtle	7635
cigarette lighter	7220
circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4821
citrus-infused sake	3565
clay peace-sign bead	2507
clock-cleaning hammer	5279
clockwork clockwise dome	1088
clockwork counterclockwise dome	1093
clockwork key	960
clockwork maid	1113
clockwork pants	1099
clockwork pirate skull	1363
clockwork rings	1090
clockwork sphere	1094
clockwork sword	1910
clockwork trench coat	1098
cloudy potion	823
clove-flavored lip balm	5824
clown shoes	431
clown skin	2474
clown whip	2478
clown wig	2475
clownskin belt	2476
clownskin buckler	2477
clownskin harness	2485
cluster of hops	6753
clutch of dodecapede eggs	6414
coal contact lenses	8325
coal dust	7357
coal shovel	7355
coal snakeskin	8940
cocktail mushroom	9353
cocktail napkin	2956
cocoa egg	591
cocoa eggshell fragment	589
coconut shell	1007
coffin lid	1613
cog and sprocket assembly	122
cold hi mein	1593
cold mashed potatoes	6865
cold ninja mask	348
cold nuggets	1446
cold powder	1440
cold wad	1452
cold water bottle	6721
collapsible baton	4215
cologne of contempt	767
colorful toad	6707
comb jelly	6393
combat fan	7197
communications windchimes	2354
complex mushroom wine	7445
compressed air canister	5845
compression stocking	6718
computronic processing unit	2161
concentrated cordial of concentration	1612
concentrated magicalness pill	272
concoction of clumsiness	3749
confiscated cell phone	7701
confiscated comic book	7700
confiscated love note	7702
conjured ice cream	8326
contract enforcement stick	9548
cookie cookie	7850
cool cat claw	5252
cool jelly donut	5245
cool mushroom	751
cool mushroom casserole	752
cool mushroom wine	1144
cool spore pod	8433
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2985
cordial of concentration	423
corn holder	1772
corncob pipe	3318
cornuthaum	834
corpse on the beach	3025
corpsebite	3032
corpsedriver	3027
corpsetini	3026
correction fluid	5086
corrupted marrow	8982
cosmetic football	9959
costume rental shop	8314
costume sword	3004
cottage	143
cotton candy bale	3455
cotton candy cone	3449
cotton candy pillow	3454
cotton candy pinch	3450
cotton candy plug	3453
cotton candy skoshe	3452
cotton candy smidgen	3451
cow poker	8896
cr&ecirc;epy mask	8166
cracker	2710
cranberries	672
cranberry cordial	3474
cranberry cylinder	9174
crappy brain	5752
crappy waiter disguise	7177
crate of firebombs	7259
crayon shavings	5703
crazy hobo notebook	7371
crazy little Turkish delight	1783
cream of pointy mushroom soup	754
cream stout	2970
creamsicle	2969
creepy doll head	7332
creepy ginger ale	6037
creepy nursery rhyme	8354
creepy voice box	7334
creepy voodoo doll	5062
crident	8345
crowbar	4441
crowbarrr	414
crown-shaped beanie	4123
crude crudit&eacute;s	6171
crude voodoo doll	6708
crudles	8409
cruelty-free wine	2521
crystal decanter	5640
crystal skeleton vodka	5887
crystalline light bulb	8456
cube of ectoplasm	6239
cubic zirconia	8385
cup of hickory chicory	5531
cup of infinite pencils	3142
cup of primitive beer	2695
cuppa Alacri tea	8626
cuppa Boo tea	8603
cuppa Craft tea	8636
cuppa Cruel tea	8625
cuppa Dexteri tea	8617
cuppa Feroci tea	8613
cuppa Flamibili tea	8601
cuppa Flexibili tea	8618
cuppa Frost tea	8606
cuppa Impregnabili tea	8619
cuppa Improprie tea	8605
cuppa Insani tea	8637
cuppa Mana tea	8628
cuppa Mediocri tea	8622
cuppa Morbidi tea	8610
cuppa Nas tea	8604
cuppa Net tea	8608
cuppa Neuroplastici tea	8616
cuppa Obscuri tea	8620
cuppa Physicali tea	8614
cuppa Proprie tea	8609
cuppa Royal tea	8635
cuppa Sobrie tea	8634
cuppa Toast tea	8607
cuppa Twen tea	8630
cuppa Uncertain tea	8632
cuppa Vitali tea	8627
cuppa Voraci tea	8633
cuppa Wit tea	8615
cuppa Yet tea	8602
curdflinger	1720
curmudgel	2971
custard pie	7225
custom sixgun	8933
cute bow from beyond the stars	6410
cute mushroom	8583
cyan seashell	10267
cyber-mattock	4086
cyborg doll	3064
cylindrical mold	7862
damp bar rag	8350
dance card	1963
dancing fan	7628
dark baconstone ring	7504
dark hamethyst ring	7503
dark porquoise ring	7505
dark potion	826
daub-breaker	5737
dead guy's watch	230
dead lights pie	4728
dead meat bun	6143
deadfall branch	9893
decaying goldfish liver	3229
decaying wooden pole	3720
decent brain	5753
decomposed boot	2862
decorative fountain	211
deep six-shooter	6316
dehydrated caviar	1954
delectable fire ant	3358
delicious candy	7785
delicious comfit?	4518
delicious noodles	573
delicious salad	3283
delicious shimmering moth	3357
delicious spicy noodles	574
delicious star salad	9030
delicious stinkbug	3360
delicious swamp muck	2860
deluxe layer cake	7352
demon buckler	2481
demon skin	2479
demon whip	2482
demon-horned hat	2480
demonic cow's blood	8930
demonic surgical gloves	6246
demonskin jacket	2486
demonskin trousers	295
denastified haunch	9878
denim axe	499
denim jacket	9969
dense meat crossbow	1730
dense meat stack	258
dense meat staff	1729
dense meat sword	1728
dental pliers	925
dented harmonica	3843
dented spoon	6869
deodorant	1301
depantsing bomb	2397
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3644
desiccated apricot	1952
desktop zen garden	5540
dethklok	5282
devil hair pasta	8529
devil-summoning hat	8362
deviled egg	6867
dew yoana lei	3767
dew yoana salacious lei	3770
diamond-studded cane	472
diamond-studded fronts	1527
diamondback skin	8939
didgeridooka	2031
dieting pill	9707
digital key lime pie	2832
dilapidated wizard hat	2867
diluted makeup	9129
dinner roll	6864
dire fudgesicle	2843
dirty hobo gloves	565
dirty rigging rope	8213
disbelief suspenders	880
discarded swimming trunks	9128
disco ball	10
disco mask	9
disease	452
disembodied brain	176
disembodied smile	1361
dishrag	1775
disintegrating quill pen	1957
disintegrating sheet music	2192
displaced fish	2524
disposable instant camera	7266
disposable lighter	8324
distressed denim pants	2070
disturbing fanfic	632
diving muff	3677
dollar-sign bag	5987
dollop of barbecue sauce	7551
dolphin whistle	3997
dope gangsta bling-bling	96
dope wheels	137
dorky glasses	9954
double barreled barrel gun	8594
double-barreled sling	3866
double-ice gum	5189
drab sonata	489
draggin' ball hat	541
dragon snaps	4528
dragonfish caviar	3642
dreadlock whip	2688
dream of a dog	6591
dress pants	6030
dried face	98
drinks tray	8374
dripping meat crossbow	115
dripping meat staff	114
dripping meat sword	113
drive-by shooting	9396
droll monocle	7575
droopy doll eye	7333
drum machine	2328
drum of tommy ammo	7191
dry cleaning receipt	6876
dry martini	456
dry noodles	304
dry vodka martini	1019
drywall axe	555
dubious peppermint	4151
ducha de oro	1017
dueling banjo	3984
dueling turtle	3983
dull fish scale	3486
dungeoneer's dungarees	296
dungeoneering kit	6249
duonoculars	7514
dusty animal cranium	1800
dusty animal pelvis	1863
dusty bottle of Marsala	2275
dusty bottle of Merlot	2271
dusty bottle of Muscat	2276
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2273
dusty bottle of Port	2272
dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2274
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1819
dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1833
dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1806
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1813
dusty first caudal vertebra	1829
dusty first cervical vertebra	1802
dusty first thoracic vertebra	1809
dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1832
dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1805
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1824
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1812
dusty left clavicle	1866
dusty left eighth rib	1846
dusty left eleventh rib	1849
dusty left femur	1874
dusty left fibula	1878
dusty left fifth rib	1843
dusty left first front claw	1882
dusty left first rear claw	1892
dusty left first rib	1839
dusty left fourth front claw	1885
dusty left fourth rear claw	1895
dusty left humerus	1868
dusty left kneecap	1880
dusty left ninth rib	1847
dusty left radius	1870
dusty left scapula	1864
dusty left second front claw	1883
dusty left second rear claw	1893
dusty left second rib	1840
dusty left seventh rib	1845
dusty left sixth rib	1844
dusty left tenth rib	1848
dusty left third front claw	1884
dusty left third rear claw	1894
dusty left third rib	1841
dusty left thumb	1890
dusty left tibia	1876
dusty left twelfth rib	1850
dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1837
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1817
dusty right clavicle	1867
dusty right eighth rib	1858
dusty right eleventh rib	1861
dusty right femur	1875
dusty right fibula	1879
dusty right fifth rib	1855
dusty right first front claw	1886
dusty right first rear claw	1896
dusty right first rib	1851
dusty right fourth front claw	1889
dusty right fourth rear claw	1899
dusty right fourth rib	1854
dusty right humerus	1869
dusty right radius	1871
dusty right scapula	1865
dusty right second front claw	1887
dusty right second rear claw	1897
dusty right second rib	1852
dusty right seventh rib	1857
dusty right sixth rib	1856
dusty right tenth rib	1860
dusty right third front claw	1888
dusty right third rear claw	1898
dusty right third rib	1853
dusty right thumb	1891
dusty right tibia	1877
dusty right twelfth rib	1862
dusty right ulna	1873
dusty second caudal vertebra	1830
dusty second cervical vertebra	1803
dusty second lumbar vertebra	1822
dusty second thoracic vertebra	1810
dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1835
dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1808
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1827
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1815
dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1834
dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1807
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1826
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1814
dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1838
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1818
dusty third caudal vertebra	1831
dusty third lumbar vertebra	1823
dusty third thoracic vertebra	1811
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1820
dwarf bread	910
dwarvish magazine	3203
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2123
eXtreme meat crossbow	149
eXtreme meat staff	148
eXtreme meat sword	147
eXtreme mittens	399
eXtreme nose ring	195
eXtreme scarf	355
eagle feather	7210
eagle's milk	7209
ear poison	8652
eaves droppers	9737
ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	6242
ectoplasmic orbs	8408
edible alien plant bit	9415
eel battery	3524
eel sauce	3819
eelskin hat	3517
eelskin shield	3519
effervescent potion	824
eggbeater	1773
eggnog	932
eighth plague	9383
elderly jawbreaker	5023
eldritch alignment spray	9329
eldritch distillate	9194
eldritch dough	5799
eldritch effluvium	9190
eldritch mushroom	9332
eldritch mushroom pizza	9334
eldritch oil	8974
eldritch rub	9337
electric copperhead potion	7619
electric crutch	5080
electric snakebite	7325
electrical thingamabob	5924
electronics kit	9952
elegant nightstick	7311
elemental caipiroska	9386
elemental sugarcube	9350
elephant stinger	4527
elf army field rations	10155
elven hardtack	5132
elven magi-pack	5173
elven medi-pack	5169
elven socks	3633
elven squeeze	5133
embezzler's oil	5836
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2450
enchanted barbell	271
enchanted bean	186
enchanted bean burrito	317
enchanted eyepatch	130
enchanted handwarmer	3736
enchanted muesli	5806
enchanted toothpick	1126
enchantlers	1781
energy drink IV	2398
enormous belt buckle	491
enormous hoop earring	3003
enticing mayolus	8273
eraser nubbin	6378
escargotsicle	2657
evil golden arch	478
evil golden arches	504
evil googly eye	2144
evil teddy bear sewing kit	2147
excitement pill	9704
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	9542
exotic jungle fruit	6724
exotic travel brochure	8690
expensive camera	8206
experimental serum G-9	7779
experimental serum P-00	7830
exploding hacky-sack	2042
extra-flat panini	7368
extra-heavy BRICKO brick	4496
extra-large palm-frond toupee	2610
extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2746
extra-spicy bloody mary	257
extra-strength red potion	5996
extra-strength rubber bands	4162
extra-strength strongness elixir	277
extra-toasted half sandwich	9681
extremely confusing manual	9131
extremely wet T-shirt	7469
eye of newt	1462
eye of the Tiger-lily	4523
eye-pod	860
eyebrow lifter	8375
eyedrops of newt	1693
eyedrops of the ermine	1608
eyedrops of the ocelot	1610
eyepatch	224
f3d0r4	538
fabric hardener	7365
fabric softener	7364
facehugging alien	4087
fairy gravy boat	80
fake cocktail	9242
false eyelashes	1101
fancy ball mask	2662
fancy bath salts	2091
fancy beef jerky	4238
fancy beer label	6755
fancy blue potion	5997
fancy dress ball	2133
fancy tin beer can	6766
farfalle bow tie	3300
fat bottom quark	4582
fat stacks of cash	185
fat wallet	3735
felt	1386
ferret bait	2041
fertilized ghuol egg	529
fetid feather	2647
fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	5670
fettucini Inconnu	583
filet of The Fish	7667
filigreed hamethyst necklace	2778
filigreed hamethyst ring	2779
filthy armor	8331
filthy child leash	8209
filthy corduroys	213
filthy hippy poncho	700
filthy knitted dread sack	214
filthy monkey head	8348
filthy pestle	1754
filthy poultice	2369
fin-bit wax	3655
fine aged cheddarwurst	2851
fine wine	255
finger cymbals	3864
finger exerciser	6868
fire hose	7157
fire of unknown origin	7208
fire poi	2352
fireball	5999
firebomb	7260
fireclutch	5555
fireman's lunch	7158
firemilk	8910
fireproof megaphone	8459
first-aid pouch	7789
fish head	9360
fish juice box	5104
fish scimitar	3492
fish-liver oil	2979
fishy fish	2525
fishy fish casserole	2526
fishy fish lasagna	2527
fishy wand	3822
fixed-gear bicycle	4650
fizzing spore pod	8427
fizzy potion	825
flamin' bindle	3132
flaming cardboard sword	1706
flaming crutch	473
flaming feather	2644
flaming mushroom	755
flaming mushroom wine	1139
flaming nose	5762
flaming sword	6001
flaming talons	544
flamingo mallet	4520
flange	959
flaregun	1705
flashy pirate dreadlocks	8372
flask flops	6902
flask of Amontillado	2661
flask of baconstone juice	2808
flask of embalming fluid	6785
flask of hamethyst juice	2807
flask of mining oil	7856
flask of porquoise juice	2809
flask of port	9547
flask of rainwater	7625
flask of tainted mining oil	8017
flat mushroom wine	1143
flavorless gruel	6415
flayed mind	5815
fleetwood chain	7205
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	7215
fleetwood macaroni	7213
flimsy clipboard	4951
flirtatious feather	2648
floorboard cruft	2714
floral print shirt	701
floral-print skirt	6340
flower petal pie	1149
flowing hippy skirt	2368
fluorescent lightbulb	5277
flute of flat champagne	1953
flypaper staff	1707
flytrap pellet	3571
foam pistol	9132
foie gras	1651
folder (D-Team)	6627
folder (Ex-Files)	6628
folder (Seawolf)	6635
folder (Yedi)	6644
folder (cyan)	6622
folder (heavy metal)	6643
folder (magenta)	6621
folder (rainbow unicorn)	6634
folder (smiley face)	6624
folder (space skeleton)	6626
folder (sports car)	6641
folder (sportsballs)	6642
folder (wizard)	6625
folder (yellow)	6623
foolscap fool's cap	448
foon	772
foon of fleshiness	1763
foon of foulness	1761
foon of frigidity	1760
foon of fulmination	1759
forest spirit rattle	5817
forest tears	869
fountain 'soda'	6655
frat brats	2046
frayed rope belt	3320
freezin' bindle	3133
freshwater fishbone	7651
freshwater pearl necklace	6012
fricasseed brains	1769
frightful feather	2646
frigid hanky&#363;	3868
frigid mote	2231
frigid ninja stars	353
frilly shirt	696
frog lip-print	5821
frontwinder skin	8941
frostbite-flavored Hob-O	3423
frosty halo	5236
frozen danish	5249
frozen feather	2645
frozen mushroom	756
frozen nunchaku	354
frozen seal spine	3972
frozen shampoo-conditioner	8692
frozen turtle shell	7640
fruit basket	1434
fruit bowl	1433
fruitcake	646
fruitfilm	3124
fruity girl swill	3833
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	3424
fudge-shaped hole in space-time	6406
full meat tank	125
funky dried mushroom	2708
funky eyepatch	8370
funny bone	7328
furniture dolly	2748
furry fur	616
furry green earmuffs	2256
furry green turtle	2255
furry halo	5235
furry pants	631
furry skirt	1286
fusilli marrownarrow	8414
fusillocybin	8543
future drug: Coolscaline	7578
future drug: Muscularactum	7576
future drug: Smartinex	7577
fuzzbump	799
ga-ga radio	1785
gamer slurry	6248
gamma nog	7926
ganger bandana	3515
garbage juice slurpee	8368
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	3425
gas balloon	2349
gas can	9947
gator skin	3221
gatorskin umbrella	3222
gauze garter	2402
gauze hammock	2638
gauze shorts	2637
gazely stare	5822
generic healing potion	5291
generic mana potion	5292
generic restorative potion	5293
ghast iron Garibaldi	7378
ghast iron cleaver	7377
ghast iron codpiece	7380
ghast iron ingot	7376
ghost accordion	6823
ghost beer	8663
ghost bit	8902
ghost key	7349
ghost toga	7347
ghostly dagger	8662
ghostly ectoplasm	10010
ghuol ears	166
ghuol egg	161
ghuol egg quiche	162
ghuol guolash	669
ghuol-ear kabob	167
giant artisanal rice peeler	6280
giant breath mint	5805
giant cactus quill	2577
giant clay ashtray	5074
giant discarded bottlecap	1690
giant discarded plastic fork	1151
giant discarded torn-up glove	1691
giant driftwood sculpture	2692
giant foam finger	2387
giant giant moth dust	6419
giant grain of protein powder	6267
giant gym membership card	6269
giant heirloom grape tomato	6281
giant jar of protein powder	6266
giant motorcycle boots	6032
giant moxie weed	273
giant neckbeard	7603
giant needle	619
giant pearl	6321
giant penguin keychain	6272
giant pinky ring	1351
giant safety pin	6292
giant shrimp fork	7470
giant spider leg	7517
giant tube of black lipstick	5811
giant turkey leg	6275
giant yellow hat	7783
gibson	1570
gill rings	4201
gilt perfume bottle	5828
gimlet	1579
gin and tonic	1567
ginger snaps	8169
gingerbread cigarette	9237
gingerbread hoodie	9227
gingerbread horror	2196
gingerbread mask	9222
gingerbread mug	9221
gingerbread restraining order	9217
gingerbread smartphone	9226
gingerbread wine	9220
gingernade	10156
gingham blouse	1371
giraffe-necked turtle	7561
glacial clock	5283
gladiator tunica	7717
glark cable	7246
glass gnoll eye	3731
glass of baboon milk	4052
glass of bourbon	7519
glass of gnat milk	5808
glass of goat's milk	330
glass of herbal tequila	7949
glass of warm milk	5807
glimmering phoenix feather	3369
glistening fish meat	3490
glistening oyster egg	9830
glistening staff	1722
glob of cream cheese	8194
glob of enchanted icing	8168
glob of green slime	3554
glob of spoiled mayo	6420
glob of undifferentiated tissue	10017
gloomy mushroom wine	1496
glow-in-the-dark necklace	7693
glowing esca	3680
glowing fungus	5641
glowing red eye	629
glowing spore pod	8431
glowing syringe	3821
gnat lasagna	2531
gnatloaf	2529
gnatloaf casserole	2530
gnatwing	497
gnatwing earring	505
gnauga hide	1033
gnauga hide buckler	1037
gnauga hide chaps	1100
gnauga hide kilt	1289
gnauga hide skirt	1288
gnauga hide vest	2490
gnocchetti di Nietzsche	585
gnoll lips	172
gnoll teeth	220
gnoll-tooth necklace	221
go-go potion	7472
goat	327
goat beard	329
goat cheese	322
goat cheese pizza	325
goat cheese taco	1700
goatskin umbrella	2451
gob of wet hair	1922
goblin autoblowgun	4056
goblin hunting spear	4055
goblin water	7660
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	6723
gold crown	6000
gold lam&eacute; pants	3002
gold nuggets	8067
gold star	5981
gold tooth	7944
gold toothbrush	5842
good ash	5861
good brain	5754
good gravy	8532
gooey lava globs	8470
googly eye	1384
goth kid t-shirt	703
goulauncher	1748
gourmet gourami oil	7649
government cheese	7521
government-issue identification badge	7632
government-issued candy	10163
government-issued night-vision goggles	7528
gr8ps	358
grain of sand	10259
grass clippings	4454
grass whistle	3862
grassy cutlass	2998
grave robbing shovel	1673
gray seashell	10268
grease gun	1708
grease trap	8335
great big capacitor	6138
green BRICKO brick	4492
green bean casserole	9172
green beer	1041
green candy heart	2309
green cloth cap	5984
green lava globs	8445
green peawee marble	4095
green pixel	462
green pixie spog	2651
green rock candy	9266
green seashell	10269
green smoke bomb	2371
green snowcone	1413
green-frosted astral cupcake	1625
green-iced sweet roll	9267
gremlin juice	2631
gremlin mutagen	2745
grey cube	5857
grilled cheese sandwich	7530
grimy lab coat	8353
grisly shell fragment	6403
grizzled bearskin	8938
grody jug	8228
grog	790
grogpagne	8212
groovy prism necklace	3446
grouchy restless spirit	1939
groupie bra	4217
groupie lipstick	4216
groupie spangles	4218
grumpy old man charrrm	2972
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	2973
grungy bandana	2997
grungy flannel shirt	2996
guancertina	6813
guano coffee cup	189
guard turtle collar	4444
guard turtle shell	4440
guitar pick	488
gummi fang	7128
gummi sword	7125
gummi turtle	7559
gun cleaning kit	4240
gun parts	8900
gunky chicken	7331
gym membership card	6874
gym shorts	7096
gyroscope	3063
hacked gibson	9036
haggis socks	6080
haggis-infused soap	6073
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	6077
hair of the fish	3779
hair oil	6658
hairy staff	1738
half of a gold tooth	8159
half-baked potion	4957
half-digested coal	8907
half-empty carton of milk	5538
half-melted spoon	7329
half-orchid	2546
half-rotten brain	2562
half-size scalpel	6686
half-sized guitar	3852
halfberd	1123
halibut	3818
ham steak	7565
hamburger	5986
hamethyst	704
hamethyst earring	711
hamethyst ring	714
hamlet sandwich	8655
hammerus	5275
hand grenegg	3729
hand of cards	8349
handful of Smithereens	7006
handful of barley	6752
handful of crafty noodles	6895
handful of drink tickets	400
handful of fire	8322
handful of hand chalk	1794
handful of moss	2675
handful of numbers	5052
handful of nuts and berries	2691
handful of pine needles	2771
handful of sand	2581
handful of sawdust	3020
handful of stubble	8367
handful of tips	7188
handful of walnuts	2025
handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	5849
happiness	2643
hard spore pod	8430
hardware upgrade	2446
hare brush	7142
harem girl t-shirt	693
haunted battery	7324
haunted flame	7600
haunted paddle-ball	7335
hawk	8654
hawkface potion	8360
head mirror	6685
headhunter necktie	2243
heart cozy	9736
heart-shaped candy whetstone	9727
heat-resistant gloves	8473
heat-resistant necktie	8472
heather graham cracker	9734
heavy D	611
heavy crown	8651
heavy leather-bound tome	4244
heavy metal sonata	508
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	507
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	8011
heavy-duty clipboard	7780
hedgeturtle	3923
hell in a bucket	9390
hellion cube	476
hellseal claw	4439
hellseal whisker	4438
helmet turtle	3
hemp string	218
henna face paint	2355
henna tattoo	417
herb brownies	217
herbal stuffing	1367
hermit factoid	8393
hibiscus petal	10213
high-calorie sugar substitute	6862
high-energy mining laser	7859
high-pressure seltzer bottle	3697
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2157
high-speed upgrade	9028
high-temperature mining mask	8458
hill of beans	311
hippo skin buckler	1034
hippo whip	1029
hippopotamus kilt	1285
hippopotamus pants	398
hippopotamus skirt	1284
hipposkin poncho	2487
hippy bongo	3847
hippy herbal tea	207
hippy medical kit	2361
hippy protest button	2029
hipster cocktail	9902
hoarded candy wad	9146
holistic headache remedy	5834
holly-flavored Hob-O	4853
holy bomb, batman	5268
home robotics kit	6078
homemade robot gear	6102
homeopathic healing powder	1620
homeopathic mint tea	8022
honey-dew	2653
honey-dipped locust	2576
hopping socks	4124
horizontal tango	683
hors d'oeuvre tray	2093
hot and sour sauce	1644
hot buttered roll	47
hot button candy	9698
hot cluster	6551
hot coal	7356
hot cross bow	1733
hot date	2589
hot hi mein	1592
hot jelly	9291
hot katana blade	350
hot mint schnocolate	8021
hot nuggets	1445
hot plate	4665
hot powder	1439
hot spore pod	8432
hot wad	1451
hot wing	471
hotel minibar key	8693
hovering sombrero	1165
huge gold coin	5979
huge mint leaf	10214
huge mosquito proboscis	2855
huge spoon	1756
hunk of granite	9539
hustler shades	8312
hypodermic needle	848
iGoogly	3058
ice cream sandwich	7160
ice harvest	7072
ice hotel bell	8694
ice porter	8689
ice rice	8697
ice skate decoy	4231
ice stein	1618
ice-cold Cloaca Zero	7788
ice-cold Sir Schlitz	41
ice-cold Willer	81
ice-cold fotie	180
ice-cold six-pack	138
iced plum wine	8698
icicle katana	2230
icy hairspray	8328
icy katana hilt	349
icy mushroom wine	1140
icy-hot katana	351
igloo pie	4726
imaginary lemon	9364
imitation White Russian	6703
imitation crab crate	3596
imitation crab meat	3597
imitation whetstone	3610
imp air	4698
imp unity ring	4666
improved martini	9495
impure gasoline	7809
incredible pizza	6038
incredibly creepy marionette	2132
industrial strength starch	7367
infernal fife	3859
infernal insoles	477
infernal toilet brush	3943
infrablack lipstick	8842
ingot turtle	7642
ink bladder	3679
inkwell	1958
inky squid sauce	6395
insanely spicy bean burrito	316
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	319
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1256
interesting-looking twig	3367
intriguing puzzle box	5054
invisibility cream	8366
ion grid	2154
irate sombrero	1160
iron dagger	5985
iron helmet	5992
iron torso box	8355
ironic battle spoon	4654
ironic jogging shorts	4655
ironic knit cap	4652
ironic mint	6844
ironic moustache	4651
ironic oversized sunglasses	4653
irradiated turtle	7634
ivory cue ball	4246
jaba&ntilde;ero pepper	55
jack flapper	1753
jagged scrap metal	6738
jagged tooth	6402
jalape&ntilde;o slices	3301
jam band	6323
jam band bootleg	9968
jamfish jam	3641
janglin' bones	5829
jangly bracelet	7786
jangly spurs	8946
janitor sponge	8072
janitor's mop	8340
jar of &quot;Creole Lady&quot; marrrmalade	2949
jaunty feather	8175
java cookie	7849
jazzy cigarette holder	8319
jellyfish gel	3742
jet bennie marble	4100
jigsaw blade	6384
jingling spore pod	8434
jive turkey leg	7675
jug of baconstone juice	2811
jug of hamethyst juice	2810
jug of porquoise juice	2812
jug-o-magicalness	278
jumbo olive	455
jumping bean burrito	1254
jumping bean taco	1698
jumping horseradish	8993
jungle drum	3846
jungle floor wax	6705
kamicorpse-ee	3030
keel-haulin' knife	5779
keg shield	2386
kelp	10273
ketchup	106
ketchup hound	493
kick-ass kicks	2066
killer rag doll	2130
king cookie	4534
kiwi beak	7573
kneecapping stick	776
knight cookie	4533
knob bugle	3848
knob ka-bobs	2047
knob mushroom wine	1145
knobby helmet turtle	2245
knobby kneepads	2246
knoll mushroom wine	1146
kobold kibble	5816
large box	832
lava cake	8525
lava-proof pants	8471
lavawater	8464
lavender candy heart	2307
lavender paisley oyster egg	1066
lavender plastic oyster egg	1067
lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1065
law-abiding citizen cane	7672
lawnmower blade	4453
lead collar	8225
lead necklace	865
leaf of grass	3861
leaflet	886
leather bookmark	4245
leather chaps	492
leather glove	8321
leather mask	475
leathery bat skin	2597
leathery cat skin	2596
leathery rat skin	2598
leechknife	2861
leftover canap&eacute;s	7129
leftover pasty	9134
leftovers	9180
leftovers of indeterminate origin	1777
leftovers sandwich	9181
legitimate business on the beach	7673
lemon meringue pie	2022
lemon popsicle	4714
lemonhead caviar	7124
length of string	1383
leotarrrd	415
leprechaun hatchling	276
lesser grodulated violet	2542
libation of liveliness	1607
libertagliatelle	8534
licorice boa	5414
licorice snake	10160
lifeless meat doll	100
lihc eye	170
lihc eye pie	171
lihc face	670
lime	333
limepatch	9361
limp broccoli	7782
line	655
linguini immondizia bianco	8419
linguini of the sea	8536
linoleum crossbow	380
linoleum helmet turtle	391
linoleum ore	363
linoleum staff	379
linoleum sword	378
lint	4150
lion oil	2263
liquid ice	7665
liquid shifting time weirdness	7580
liquid smoke	7550
literal grasshopper	9365
little black book	7506
little paper umbrella	635
little red .epub file	8310
little red jam	6839
little round pebble	3464
live nautical mine	3608
liver and let pie	4722
liver popsicle	4717
loaf of soda bread	8195
loafers	8181
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	698
logic synthesizer	2156
lollipop stick	5380
long pork	2532
long pork casserole	2534
long pork chop sandwiches	2533
long pork lasagna	2535
long skinny balloon	433
loose teeth	187
los chinos	884
low-budget shield	8165
lowercase N	539
lucky bottlecap	3317
lucky cat collar	6144
lucky cat's paw	6244
lucky lighter	3737
lucky rabbit's foot	1485
lucky rabbitfish fin	10279
lumbering jack	893
lump of Brituminous coal	7005
lump of black ichor	9356
lump of clay	6369
lump of coal	3199
lump of diamond	3200
lump of goofball ore	8351
lupine sword	1936
lychee chuhai	3768
lynyrd musk	7223
lynyrd skin	7216
lynyrd skinner toothblack	7624
lynyrd snare	7204
lynyrdskin breeches	7219
lynyrdskin cap	7217
lynyrdskin tunic	7218
machetito	4452
macrame net	2043
madius	7719
mafia filofax	9577
magenta seashell	10266
magic lamp	1273
magic whistle	3844
magical baguette	8167
magical ice cubes	1008
magicalness-in-a-can	16
magicberry tablets	6074
magilaser blastercannon	3867
magnetic sculpture kit	6085
magnifying glass	862
magnolia blossom	5532
magnum of fancy champagne	7130
maid head	999
makeshift cape	2080
makeshift crane	2083
makeshift skirt	2081
makeshift turban	2079
mama's squeezebox	6812
mana curds	6416
mandarina colada	1578
mangled finger	7369
mangled squirrel	8090
manly bloomers	3733
mannequin leg	3974
many-eyed glasses	850
maple syrup	883
margarita	1013
mariachi G-string	1159
mariachi hat	4718
mariachi pants	12
mariachi toothpaste	4243
marionette collective	3081
martini	251
martiny	10158
mashed potatoes	9177
massive gemstone	5995
massive sitar	2693
mauve paisley oyster egg	1062
mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1061
mauve striped oyster egg	1060
meadeorite	9515
meat cowboy hat	268
meat engine	126
meat from yesterday	87
meat paste	25
meat shield	3918
meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	4578
meat stack	88
meat vortex	546
meatcar model	871
meatloaf helmet	112
meatspout staff	1735
meaty helmet turtle	389
megatofu	2523
melon-infused sake	3566
melted Jell-o shot	2520
melty plastic grenade	10200
menorette	937
menudo	321
menudo ravioli	817
mercenary headband	8356
mesh cap	490
metal band T-shirt	6654
metal meteoroid	9516
metallic A	628
meteoreo	9514
metrognome	3998
microwave stogie	4721
mid-level medieval mead	7138
midget clownfish	3815
midriff scrubs	6719
milk of magnesium	1650
milky potion	819
mimosette	1564
mince pie	9176
mind flayer corpse	836
mineapple	8460
miner's helmet	360
miner's pants	361
mini-martini	7255
miniature Jacob's ladder	2938
miniature castagnets	2936
miniature espresso maker	901
miniature pruning shears	4617
minin' dynamite	7950
missing semicolon	9039
mixed wildflower greens	2024
mocking turtle	7564
moist sailor's cap	3599
mojo filter	2614
mole mol&eacute;	3363
mole skin notebook	4656
molotov cocktail cocktail	2400
molten scrap metal	6740
monkey barf	7784
monkey wrench	1011
monomolecular yo-yo	3082
monster pants	5076
moomy dust	8912
moonberry wine cooler	2850
moonglasses	857
moose antlers	7340
moose chocolate	7342
moose thought	7341
mooseflank	10038
moosemeat pie	10040
moreltini	9389
morning dew	9372
mostly-broken sunglasses	8170
mother's little helper	2632
mountain lion skin	8937
mouse skull	8160
moustache sock	6884
mouth-watering mayolus	8274
moxie weed	14
muculent machete	1721
muddy pirate hat	6339
mulberry	7118
mulled cider	4259
mulled hobo wine	9682
mullet wig	267
mummy mask	2636
mummy wrapping	2634
munchies pill	1619
murderbot component casing	9449
murderbot mask	9453
murderbot monofilament	9450
murderbot plasma rifle	9456
murderbot power cell	9448
murderbot spring injector	9454
murderbot whip	9455
murky potion	827
muscle oil	8315
mushroom fermenting solution	1138
mushroom pizza	326
musk turtle	7562
muskox-skin cap	10048
mutated candy lump	10162
mylar scout drone	3086
mysterious chemical residue	6381
mystery lollipop	9744
nachos of the night	7164
nail file	6872
nanite-infested eggnog	3048
nanite-infested fruitcake	3047
nanofiber cloth	3057
nanorhino credit card	5911
nasty gum	8257
nasty rat mask	2621
nasty snuff	8214
natto marble soda	5021
natto pocky	5015
natto-infused sake	5018
natural fennel soda	2370
negative lump	9272
negotiatin' hammer	9571
neoprene skullcap	7659
neurostim pill	4089
neutron lollipop	7925
neverending wallet chain	9949
ninja carabiner	5570
ninja crampons	5569
ninja eyeblack	7621
ninja fear powder	7620
ninja hot pants	352
ninja mop	1492
ninja rope	5568
non-Euclidean non-accordion	6818
non-aged vinegar	7715
non-stick pugil stick	3709
none	-1
nosy nose ringy ring	6461
not-a-pipe	2660
nothing-in-the-box	428
nothingtini	9382
noticeable pumps	9964
novelty fruit hat	8365
nugget of Crimbonium	7861
nugget of nicksilver	8857
nugget of quicksilver	8852
nugget of sicksilver	8856
nugget of slicksilver	8855
nugget of sodium	6382
nugget of thicksilver	8853
nugget of wicksilver	8854
nurse's hat	3780
nutty organic salad	2026
ocarina of space	3856
occult jelly donut	5247
ocean motion	798
octolus oculus	8733
octopus's spade	3552
off-white paisley oyster egg	1074
off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1073
off-white striped oyster egg	1072
office-supply crossbow	3871
oil cap	6039
oil lamp	6040
oil of expertise	425
oil of oiliness	3230
oil of slipperiness	794
oil of stability	793
oil pan	6042
oil shell	7639
oil slacks	6041
oil-filled donut	5852
oily boid	6043
oily mushroom wine	1497
ointment of the occult	424
old bronzer	7310
old candy wrapper	6873
old chum	6170
old coin purse	1918
old eyebrow pencil	7308
old leather wallet	1917
old love note	6870
old rosewater cream	7309
old school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	4580
old school beer pull tab	6871
old school calculator watch	6079
old-fashioned	1020
olive lo mein	1591
olive stir-fry	807
one glove	8320
one piece of bubble gum	10244
one pill	7211
one-winged stab bat	522
open sauce	6274
opera mask	1964
opium grenade	7513
orange and black Crimboween candy	2220
orange boxing gloves	8289
orange candy heart	2306
orange leather lanyard	5075
orange popsicle	4715
orange snowcone	1414
orange-frosted astral cupcake	1626
orc wrist	6011
orcish hand lotion	6015
orcish nailing lube	6017
orcish rubber	6016
orcish stud-finder	6013
original G	612
out-of-tune biwa	3842
outlaw bandana	7946
oven mitts	4954
overclocked avian microprocessor	3108
overcookie	4955
overloaded micro-reactor	8772
oversized ice molecule	10216
oversized pipe	2336
oversized pizza cutter	1757
oversized skullcap	8162
oversized snowflake	5230
ovoid leather thing	2696
oyster sauce	8418
pacification grenade	5691
pack of KWE trading card	1998
pack of chewing gum	1767
packet of beer nuts	3738
packet of tofurkey gravy	2961
padded tortoise	3975
page of the Necrohobocon	7629
pail	294
painful penne pasta	575
paint bomb	5105
painted shield	3978
painted turtle	3977
painting of a glass of wine	7343
pair of government shades	7522
paisley spore pod	8428
palm frond	2605
palm-frond capris	2609
palm-frond cloak	2611
palm-frond fan	2606
palm-frond net	2608
palm-frond toupee	858
palm-frond whip	2607
panhandle panhandling hat	3141
pants of the Slug Lord	599
panty raider camouflage	2739
papaya	498
papaya sling	524
papaya slung	844
papaya taco	558
papotion of papower	1695
parisian cathouse	1571
party balloon	9975
party beer bomb	9973
party platter for one	9980
pasta spoon	5
pat of butter	6863
pat-a-cake pendant	2633
patchouli incense stick	208
patchouli oil bomb	2040
patent aggression tonic	8978
patent alacrity tonic	8981
patent antipsychotics	2669
patent avarice tonic	8980
patent invisibility tonic	8977
patent preventative tonic	8976
patent sallowness tonic	8979
peace accordion	6824
peace-sign necklace	2509
peach lozenge	3478
peach pie	2769
peanut sauce	6397
pear lozenge	3477
pear tart	2768
pearlescent oyster egg	9832
pec oil	6268
pecan pie	7109
pencil kunai	6136
pencil stub	6418
penguin shorts	396
penguin skin buckler	1035
penguin whip	1030
penguinskin mini-kilt	1281
pentagram bandana	9950
pentatonic accordion	6817
peppermint sprig	9351
perfect cosmopolitan	8737
perfect dark and stormy	8739
perfect ice cube	8686
perfect negroni	8738
perfect old-fashioned	8741
perfect paloma	8742
perforated battle paddle	2071
perfume of prejudice	1609
perfume-soaked bandana	8217
perl necklace	7845
perpendicular guano	5802
perpendicular hula	1016
personal graffiti kit	9738
pestoblade	1718
pestopiary	8407
pet anemone	4203
petit fortran	7848
petrified noodles	2284
petrified wood	4257
pewter candlestick	9304
pewter claymore	6279
pewter shavings	10223
ph balancer	6380
phat turquoise bead	222
phat turquoise bracelet	223
philosopher's scone	4956
philter of phorce	421
phonics down	593
photoprotoneutron torpedo	630
physiostim pill	4090
pickelhaube	6657
pickled grasshopper	9347
pickpocket protector	8317
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1342
pie crust	160
pie man was not meant to eat	7372
piece of after eight	3125
piece of coral	10280
piece of wedding cake	262
pigeon egg	8174
piggy tattoo	8308
pile of candy	1161
pile of dirt	9362
pile of dungeon junk	6257
pile of dusty animal bones	1798
pile of gold coins	3728
pile of jumping beans	1253
pill cup	6720
pillow shell	7637
pin-stripe slacks	5084
pine tar	867
pineapple slab	10212
pink candy heart	2305
pink pony	684
pink slime	8526
pink-belly slapper	5542
pink-frosted astral cupcake	1628
pipe wrench	4239
piping organ pie	4725
pirate cream pie	5843
pirate pelvis	406
pirate shirt	699
pirate skull	407
piscatini	9378
pitchfork	1933
pitted sheet metal	8770
pixel cross	4594
pixel holy water	4595
plague pie	8332
plaid bandage	7360
plaid cowboy hat	7951
plaid skirt	7362
plaid swatch	7359
plain bagel	8193
plain paper hat	7159
plain pizza	323
plain snowcone	10179
plastic Jefferson wings	7627
plastic bib	2846
plastic cup of beer	4601
plastic guitar	3863
plastic ingot	5923
plastic nightmare troll	8649
plastic nunchaku	7691
plate of Frigid Northern Beans	8880
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	8876
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	8879
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	8878
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	8883
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	8877
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	8882
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	8884
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	8881
plot hole	613
plum lozenge	3476
plum wine	2730
plumber's lunch	7162
plump juicy grub	3356
plunge-leg	8369
pocket ace	7942
pocket lint (orange)	6880
pocket theremin	3872
pointed stick	2244
pointy mushroom	753
pointy mushroom wine	1142
pointy red hat	4451
poisonous caviar	4661
poker face paint	8897
polka-dot bow tie	2233
ponytail clip	9955
poodle skirt	4125
pool cue	1793
pool of liquid metal	4084
pool torpedo	5676
poppy	7512
popsicle stick	4713
popular tart	8200
porkpocket	8337
porquoise eyebrow ring	719
porquoise necklace	720
porquoise ring	722
portable cassette player	7696
portable dam	10042
portable table	7945
possessed sugar cube	7478
possessed top	2129
post-holiday sale coupon	6875
potato pistol	1742
potent potion of potency	1611
potion of X-ray vision	5264
potion of animal rage	5266
potion of potency	422
potion of punctual companionship	5267
potion of temporary gr8ness	426
potion of the captain's hammer	5263
potion of the field gar	5257
poultrygeist	1164
poutine	800
poutine pole	1719
powdered donut	4525
powdered organs	2538
powdered wig	4524
power sock	6882
pr0n cocktail	554
pr0n legs	537
pr0n m4nic0tti	577
pr0n stir-fry	812
pr0n taco	1701
prehistoric spear	2115
premium malt liquor	8176
prescription noodles	8544
pressurized potion of perception	3693
pressurized potion of perspicacity	3562
pressurized potion of proficiency	3694
pressurized potion of puissance	3561
pressurized potion of pulchritude	3563
pretty bouquet	78
pretty flower	39
pretty pink bow	3298
priceless diamond	7221
primitive alien booze	9434
prismatic wad	3440
pristine fish scale	3488
probability potion	614
procrastination potion	610
programmable turtle	7563
projectile icemaker	1739
prosthetic forehead	851
protection stick	9562
protein paste	4085
prototype stimulant	10150
prussian cathouse	1583
puce paisley oyster egg	1058
puce polka-dot oyster egg	1057
puce striped oyster egg	1056
pulled blue taffy	6364
pulled green taffy	6363
pulled indigo taffy	6362
pulled orange taffy	6365
pulled porquoise earring	2783
pulled porquoise ring	2785
pulled red taffy	6367
pulled violet taffy	6366
pulled yellow taffy	6361
punk patch	7605
punk rock jacket	6291
purple corpsel	3031
purple prose pen	5537
purple snowcone	1412
purple-frosted astral cupcake	1627
pygmy adder oil	7615
pygmy blowgun	2237
pygmy briefs	6710
pygmy concertinette	6822
pygmy dart	5831
pygmy nose-bone	2238
pygmy papers	5830
pygmy phone number	6722
pygmy pygment	2242
pygmy spear	2241
pygmy witchhazel	7616
quadroculars	4149
quake of arrows	4938
quantum polarity inducer	2159
queen cookie	4535
question juice	8848
rabbit punch	1572
radiation-resistant helmet	7857
radiator heater shield	7720
radioactive chew toy	3632
radioactive spider venom	8357
rainbow crossbow	3442
rainbow jellybean	9743
raisin	4565
ram horns	1791
ram stick	1780
raspberry beret	1629
rat appendix	198
rat appendix kabob	200
rat appendix stir-fry	810
rat carcass	8091
rat scrapple	1257
rat tooth polish	4742
ratarang	2235
ratgut	562
ratini	815
ratskin belt	2622
rattail whip	2623
rattler gland	8906
rattlesnake enrager	3531
ratty knitted cap	9970
rave whistle	3873
ravenous eye	5839
ravioli della hippy	576
ravioli hat	6
raw bread	9161
raw cranberry sauce	9156
raw gravy	9160
raw green beans	9154
raw mincemeat	9158
raw potato	9159
raw stuffing	9155
raw sweet potato	9153
raw turkey	9157
razor-sharp can lid	559
razor-tipped yo-yo	2138
realistic cap gun	8898
really dense meat stack	2829
really nice net	10153
really really sticky spider web	29
really sticky spider web	28
really thick bandage	2635
really thick spine	8161
really tiny cocktail shaker	7254
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4498
recording of Chorale of Companionship	4500
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	4502
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	4499
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4503
recording of Prelude of Precision	4501
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	7051
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	4497
recursive spline reticulator	2164
red China marble	4097
red badge	7238
red blood cells	7244
red book	7234
red box	7228
red button	7243
red coat	7240
red eye	7245
red foxglove	7248
red letter	7233
red masque	7235
red paisley oyster egg	1050
red pixel	461
red potion	5988
red red wine	7229
red rum	7230
red shirt	7239
red shoe	7241
red silk skirt	7198
red snowcone	1415
red striped oyster egg	1048
red tulip	8670
red velvet cake	7232
red-headed corpse	3029
red-hot boilermaker	7354
red-hot jawbreaker	8847
red-hot poker	7236
red-hot sausage fork	10061
redrum	1352
reinforced beaded headband	2337
reinforced furry underpants	2257
remaindered axe	8164
reodorant	1302
repeating crossbow	1723
returned Thinknerd package	7278
reverse Tantalus	9385
rewinged stab bat	523
rhesus monkey	1364
rhinestone cowboy shirt	1370
rhinestone cowhorn	8944
ribbon candy	4273
rice bowl	1491
ridiculously huge sword	586
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1493
ring of adornment	1293
ring of aggravate monster	835
ring of cold resistance	1296
ring of conflict	1298
ring of fire resistance	1297
ring of gain strength	1295
ring of half-assed regeneration	286
ring of increase damage	1294
ring of teleportation	4051
roasted duck	6142
robin flan	8834
robin nog	8835
roboduck-on-a-string	3085
robot grease	7277
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	4836
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	4835
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	4833
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	4834
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	4830
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	4831
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	4829
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	4837
robotronic egg	3100
rocket fuel	7532
rockin' wagon	797
rocky raccoon	2613
rodeo whiskey	8983
roll in the hay	679
roll of Hob-Os	3427
roll of drink tickets	1429
roll of meat	9563
rook cookie	4531
root beer	6383
root beer barrel	8839
rose	8668
rotting beefsteak	8909
rotting cowskin	8942
rough fish scale	3487
round blue bomb	5991
round green sunglasses	2510
round purple sunglasses	2033
royal jelly	830
royal jelly taco	1696
rubber axe	292
rubber band gun	5083
rubber cape	7708
rubber gloves	6139
rubber nubbin	7707
rubber ribcage	7326
rubber spider	7698
ruby W	468
ruby on canes	7847
rum and cola	789
rum barrel charrrm	2957
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	2959
runproof mascara	9962
rusted-out shootin' iron	7953
rusty bonesaw	2563
rusty compass	3601
rusty diving helmet	3606
rusty grave robbing shovel	671
rusty hedge trimmers	5115
rusty metal key	86
rusty metal ring	82
rusty metal shaft	83
rusty piece of rebar	4020
rusty porthole	3603
rusty speargun	3600
s'more gun	5066
sabre teeth	334
sabre-toothed lime cub	335
safarrri hat	416
safety vest	2122
sake bomb	2067
salacious crumbs	8413
salacious lychee chuhai	3771
salacious screwdiver	3769
salamander slurry	1692
salamander spleen	1463
salinated mint julep	3678
salt wages	7721
salt water taffy	5846
salty dog	248
salty slug	843
sand dollar	3575
sandpaper	5394
sangria	1022
sauce of the ages	580
saucepan	7
sausage bomb	2715
sausage pizza	324
sausage wonton	2269
savory staff	1744
savory sword	1743
savoy truffle	2615
school spirit socket set	6660
scorpion whip	2580
scrap metal	6659
scrap of sticky paper	5393
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	3511
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	3510
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	3513
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	3514
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	3509
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	3512
screwdiver	3766
screwdriver	250
screwing pooch	6014
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	6251
scroll of Puddingskin	6252
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1960
scroll of drastic healing	595
scrumptious ice ant	3359
scrumptious reagent	346
scrunchie tourniquet	5835
sea avocado	3557
sea blueberry	3691
sea broccoli	3687
sea carrot	3555
sea cauliflower	3688
sea chaps	6317
sea cowboy hat	4199
sea cucumber	3556
sea grease	3611
sea holster	6318
sea honeydew	3560
sea jelly	9311
sea lace	6322
sea lasso	4198
sea leather	4197
sea lychee	3558
sea persimmon	3692
sea radish	3817
sea salt crystal	3495
sea salt scrubs	3777
sea tangelo	3559
sea truffle	9312
seal tooth	2
seal-brain elixir	4461
seal-clubbing club	1
seal-skull helmet	2283
seaode	3773
seared dino steak	7813
seaweed	3640
sebaceous shield	2248
secret blend of herbs and spices	205
secret mummy herbs and spices	5832
security blankie	3994
security flashlight	6848
seegar butt	2857
self-dribbling basketball	8707
sensitive poetry journal	2664
sequined fez	1129
serpentine sword	1938
serum of sarcasm	419
servo-assisted exo-pants	7858
sewage-clogged pistol	8215
sewer nuggets	3223
sewer snake	8173
sewer turtle	2247
sewer wad	3224
shadowy seal eye	3944
shaker of dry rub	7553
sham champagne	4132
shamanic beads	2866
shamanic ham	8336
shark cartilage	3523
shark jumper	3522
shark tooth	3520
shark tooth necklace	3521
sharpened spoon	6791
shavin' razor	6319
shaving cream	866
sheet cake	7348
shellacked shell	7636
shells a la shellfish	8420
shimmering rainbow sand	3012
shin gourds	4767
shingle	1704
shining goblet	5998
shining halo	5234
shiny brass tailfeathers	6491
shiny butcherknife	1771
shiny gold fronts	5775
shiny hood ornament	2717
shiny ring	199
shiny tribal beads	4057
shock belt	5081
shock collar	856
shocked shell	7641
shoe ad T-shirt	9960
shopkeeper beard	8363
short calculator	6714
short deposition	7617
short writ of habeas corpus	6711
short-handled mop	6704
shot of blackberry schnapps	2151
shot of flower schnapps	1148
shot of granola liqueur	9354
shot of grapefruit schnapps	254
shot of mescal	7948
shot of nepenthe schnapps	2671
shot of orange schnapps	253
shot of peach schnapps	2732
shot of pear schnapps	2731
shot of rotgut	2948
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shovelful of dirt	9540
shrapnel jelly donut	5246
shroomtini	9371
shuddersword	1737
shuriken salad	7196
silent P	9614
silent pea shooter	7571
silver cheese-slicer	4237
silver pat&eacute; knife	4234
silver salt-shaker	4235
silver tongue charrrm bracelet	2987
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	7068
single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7067
single swig of vodka	6373
single-serving herbal stuffing	2960
sinister altar fragment	3011
sinister-looking cat	8318
six pack of Mountain Stream	1786
six tiny wedges of goat cheese	4584
six-armed sweater	3573
six-rainbow shield	3447
sk8board	410
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skelelton spine	5812
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skeleton	5881
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skeleton key ring	643
skeleton quiche	5883
skeleton skis	5882
skeletortoise	2249
skewer-mounted razor blade	863
skewered cat appendix	503
skin oil	8972
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2199
slab of sponge	3567
slap and slap again	5671
slap and tickle	680
sleaze jelly	9294
sleaze nuggets	1449
sleaze powder	1443
sleaze wad	1455
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sleazy hi mein	1596
sleep mask	4241
sleeping wereturtle	3979
sleeve deuce	7941
slice of pizza	5978
slick fish meat	3491
slide rule	6648
slightly thicker filthy rags	5296
slime convention coupons	4186
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slime convention swag bag	4184
slime convention t-shirt	4188
slime shooter	9363
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slimy fermented bile bladder	4038
slimy sweetbreads	4037
slingshot	59
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slug of shochu	3765
slug of vodka	3763
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small gummi fin	7126
small leather glove	1124
smart skull	164
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smellbook	8329
smelted roe	8463
smile-sharpening stone	900
smiley-face sticker	3299
smiling rat	4741
smirking shrunken head	6706
smoking grass	5719
smoky potion	822
smoldering staff	1732
smooth mushroom wine	7446
smooth velvet bra	8516
smudged alchemical recipe	2232
smut orc sunglasses	5813
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snailmail breeches	4459
snailmail coif	4458
snailmail hauberk	4460
snake oil	8971
snake shield	1937
snakebite	7106
snapdragon pistil	4529
snarling wolf shield	1935
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1956
snow berries	7071
snow halo	4362
snowball	4456
snowboarder pants	356
soap knife	6793
sock garters	4242
soft green echo eyedrop antidote	588
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	5781
soggy seed packet	3553
soggy wofl t-shirt	697
solid baconstone necklace	2781
solid baconstone ring	2782
solid gold pegleg	3001
solid state loom	4963
sommelier's towel	7373
sonar-in-a-biscuit	563
sour powder	7103
souvenir ski t-shirt	1372
soylent staff	1747
space marine flash grenade	5850
space port	7545
spagecialetti	8530
spaghetti con calaveras	5065
spaghetti cult mask	4443
spaghetti cult rosary	4442
spaghetti with Skullheads	584
spaghetti with ghost balls	8411
spangly mariachi pants	4445
spangly mariachi vest	4446
spangly sombrero	4447
spangly unitard	4214
spant chitin	9441
spant tendon	9442
spare neck bolts	8334
sparking robo-battery	8771
spearfish fishing spear	10278
spectral axe	6341
sphygmomanometer	6715
spiced rum	931
spices	8
spicy bean burrito	315
spicy enchanted bean burrito	318
spicy jerky stick	8313
spicy jumping bean burrito	1255
spicy mushroom quesadilla	750
spicy noodles	17
spider web	27
spidercow eye-cluster	8911
spiked femur	668
spiky turtle helmet	3924
spiky turtle shield	3926
spiky turtle shoulderpads	3925
spirit gum	6885
splendid martini	9496
sponge helmet	3568
spongy shield	3569
spooky alphabet block	7337
spooky bicycle chain	1137
spooky bindle	3135
spooky eggnog	2194
spooky eyeliner	1135
spooky felt	2143
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	5819
spooky hi mein	1594
spooky jelly	9293
spooky length of string	2140
spooky lipstick	1136
spooky lo mein	1590
spooky mushroom	724
spooky mushroom wine	1147
spooky music box mechanism	7339
spooky nuggets	1447
spooky powder	1441
spooky sap	4256
spooky shroomkabob	1252
spooky shrunken head	102
spooky sound effects record	7336
spooky staff	103
spooky stick	77
spooky stir-fry	805
spooky stuffing	2145
spooky toy wheel	2141
spooky wad	1453
spooky wooden block	2142
spoonful of Linguine-Os	6892
spork	768
spray chrome	8347
spray paint	530
sprinkle-begging cup	9218
sprocket assembly	121
square CRIMBCOOKIE	4840
square sponge pants	3570
squashed frog	1461
squeaky staff	1713
stale baguette	1776
stalk of asparagus	560
standard-issue cupcake	8197
star	654
star chart	656
star key lime	2831
star key lime pie	2833
starchy crossbow	1717
starchy staff	1716
starchy sword	1715
stealth bomber	7535
steampunk potion	7606
steel drivin' hammer	9567
steel sword	5993
stench and sour sauce	1647
stench cluster	6554
stench nuggets	1448
stench powder	1442
stench wad	1454
stepmom's booze	6652
sterno-flavored Hob-O	3422
stick of &quot;gum&quot;	1999
stick of dynamite	2493
stick of firewood	10293
stick-on gnome beard	5853
stick-on mini solar panels	3302
stick-on-a-string	2116
sticky gloves	5085
sticky hand whip	7692
sticky lava globs	8469
sticky meat kilt	1279
sticky meat pants	128
sticky meat skirt	1278
stink-penny	8653
stinkin' bindle	3134
stinky hi mein	1595
stinky mushroom	757
stinky mushroom wine	1141
stolen accordion	11
stolen meatpouch	2864
stolen necklace	6033
stolen office supplies	3870
stolen sushi	6293
stomach turnover	4727
stone banjo	53
stone baseball cap	2694
stone frisbee	2687
stone of eXtreme power	144
stone wool	5643
straw hat	3551
straw pole	7618
strawberry daiquiri	788
strawberry pie	2021
strawberry popsicle	4716
strawberry wine	1014
strawberry-flavored Hob-O	3426
strawberyl	5385
stress ball	5109
string of dingle balls	4000
string of green beads	1044
string of red beads	1042
stringy sinew	2109
strongness elixir	15
stuffed shoulder parrot	403
stuffed spooky mushroom	743
stuffing	1385
stunt nuts	2264
sturdy cane	6850
stylish swimsuit	5679
styrofoam crossbow	1686
styrofoam ore	1676
styrofoam sword	1684
sub-molecular interocitor	2163
succulent marrow	8412
sucky decal	854
sugar banana	3588
sugar cherry	3590
sugar fairy	7479
sugar lime	3589
sugar sphere	8150
sugar-coated pine cone	1494
suggestive strozzapreti	8415
suntan lotion of moxiousness	279
super ka-bob	2217
super salad	2027
super-absorbent tarp	7680
super-spiky hair gel	587
super-strong air freshener	6342
superamplified boom box	2351
superduperheated metal	8522
superheated metal	8524
supportive bra	881
surgical apron	6687
surgical mask	6684
surgical tape	6653
surprisingly capacious handbag	9965
swamp lolly	2856
swashbuckling pants	402
sweat socks	7098
sweatband	7095
sweet party mix	9974
sweet roll Alabama	7202
sweet tooth	7481
sweetened reindeer fat	9696
swirly potion	820
sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1734
sword of static	1709
synthetic marrow	7327
t8r tots	359
tail o' nine cats	2629
tainted icing	9224
tainted milk	8899
tambourine	740
tambourine bells	739
tangarita	1577
tangle of copper wire	6737
tangled mass of creepy pasta	6896
tankard of ale	5982
tap shoes	1948
targeting chip	1102
tarnished bottlecap	7812
tarnished metal rod	3723
tarnished tastevin	7374
tarrrnish charrrm	2974
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	2975
tasket	1115
tassel	771
tasteful black bow tie	2448
tasty louse	3362
tattered scrap of paper	1959
tea for one	7226
teddy bear sewing kit	1419
teddy borg	3080
teddy borg sewing kit	3087
teeny-tiny ninja stars	1128
teflon ore	3699
temporary teardrop tattoo	3525
temporary tribal tattoo	5851
temporary yak tattoo	7601
tempura avocado	3686
tempura broccoli	3689
tempura carrot	3684
tempura cauliflower	3690
tempura cucumber	3685
tempura radish	3829
tennis ball	8650
teqiwila	1574
teqiwila slammer	1586
tequila grenade	2068
tequila sunrise	1012
tequila sunset	1565
tequila with training wheels	1021
terrible poem	3462
thanksgiving turkey	9175
that gum you like	5892
the funk	7330
the kindest cold cut	6243
the most dangerous bait	7771
theoretical string	3059
thermos full of Knob coffee	2594
thick walrus blubber	10034
thin black candle	620
third-hand nunchaku	129
thistle wine	2522
three-legged pants	8163
throbbing organ pie	4729
throwing fork	7194
throwing knife	7192
throwing spoon	7193
thyme jelly donut	5248
tightly-wound spine	8908
tighty whiteys	2459
time halo	5237
tin magnolia	2543
tin of submardines	8731
tin snips	6774
tin thermos of chai	10149
tiny Mountie hat	1104
tiny ballet slippers	3579
tiny balloon knife	855
tiny barrel	8587
tiny bindle	3343
tiny bomb	10036
tiny bowler	6702
tiny bust of Pallas	2053
tiny canopic jar	5823
tiny cell phone	3964
tiny dancer	7338
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	6973
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6987
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6974
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	6975
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6976
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6977
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6978
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6979
tiny die-cast Swiss hen	6990
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	6986
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6980
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	6996
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	6995
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	6988
tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6981
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	6982
tiny die-cast golden ring	6992
tiny die-cast goose a-laying	6993
tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6983
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6984
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	6997
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	6985
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	6994
tiny do-rag	5527
tiny goth giant	4587
tiny house	592
tiny knife and fork	859
tiny maracas	1166
tiny ninja sword	1127
tiny nose-bone fetish	1264
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2886
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5952
tiny plastic Axe Wound	2930
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2877
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5939
tiny plastic Beebee King	5935
tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2884
tiny plastic Black Knight	2932
tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2880
tiny plastic Boss Bat	2878
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	7276
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	5959
tiny plastic Cheshire bat	987
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	5938
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	7274
tiny plastic Father McGruber	5960
tiny plastic Felonia	2883
tiny plastic G Imp	2909
tiny plastic Gary Claybender	7275
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2899
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2928
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5961
tiny plastic Hellion	2931
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2927
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	7273
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2879
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2901
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2902
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2903
tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2904
tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5956
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2908
tiny plastic Professor What	7272
tiny plastic Protagonist	2923
tiny plastic Queen Bee	5936
tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5957
tiny plastic Spam Witch	2915
tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2924
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2882
tiny plastic The Man	2881
tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2929
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5937
tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2921
tiny plastic accordion thief	968
tiny plastic angry bugbear	2887
tiny plastic angry goat	972
tiny plastic angry space marine	5958
tiny plastic anime smiley	2888
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2889
tiny plastic astronomer	2890
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	982
tiny plastic barrrnacle	976
tiny plastic batbugbear	5950
tiny plastic beanbat	2891
tiny plastic bee swarm	5949
tiny plastic beebee gunners	5946
tiny plastic beebee queue	5947
tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5953
tiny plastic blazing bat	5962
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	980
tiny plastic blooper	2892
tiny plastic brainsweeper	2893
tiny plastic briefcase bat	2894
tiny plastic bugaboo	5951
tiny plastic buzzerker	5948
tiny plastic cavebugbear	5955
tiny plastic cocoabo	983
tiny plastic coffee pixie	988
tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2885
tiny plastic cubist bull	2911
tiny plastic demoninja	2895
tiny plastic disco bandit	967
tiny plastic drunk goat	2897
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2898
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2896
tiny plastic fire servant	5943
tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2935
tiny plastic fruit golem	2934
tiny plastic fuzzy dice	974
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	985
tiny plastic ghuol whelp	981
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2933
tiny plastic golden gundam	9502
tiny plastic goth giant	2910
tiny plastic grue	979
tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2900
tiny plastic hermit	990
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	977
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5954
tiny plastic killer bee	986
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2905
tiny plastic leprechaun	970
tiny plastic levitating potato	971
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2906
tiny plastic moneybee	5945
tiny plastic mosquito	969
tiny plastic mumblebee	5944
tiny plastic ninja snowman	2907
tiny plastic peacannon	5941
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	973
tiny plastic sauceror	966
tiny plastic scary clown	2912
tiny plastic senile lihc	2926
tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2913
tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5940
tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2914
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	975
tiny plastic spooky vampire	2916
tiny plastic stab bat	978
tiny plastic star starfish	984
tiny plastic taco cat	2917
tiny plastic the Free Man	5942
tiny plastic topiary golem	2925
tiny plastic turtle tamer	964
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2918
tiny plastic warwelf	2919
tiny plastic whitesnake	2920
tiny plastic zmobie	2922
tiny shaker of salt	852
tiny sombrero	3303
tip jar	2954
tisket	1114
titanium assault umbrella	596
toast	641
toast with cold jelly	9298
toast with hot jelly	9297
toast with sleaze jelly	9300
toasted brie	5256
tobiko marble soda	5020
tobiko pocky	5014
tobiko-infused sake	5017
tofu casserole	225
tofu stir-fry	811
tofu taco	1697
tofu wonton	2028
tofurkey gravy	1366
tofurkey leg	1365
tofurkey nugget	2962
toggle switch (Bartend)	9402
tomato daiquiri	841
tomato juice of powerful power	420
tomato soup poster	7612
tomb ratchet	2540
tommy gun	7190
tongue depressor	6717
tonic djinn	6421
tonic o' Banderas	9733
too legit potion	5258
tooth	2111
toothsome rock	2148
torquoise	3981
torquoise ring	3982
tortoboggan	3976
tortoboggan shield	4002
totally sweet mohawk helmet	8346
tourmalime	5383
towel	2095
toxic globule	8218
toy crazy train	2137
toy hoverpad	3061
toy jet pack	2172
toy maglev monorail	3066
toy ray gun	2168
toy six-seater hovercraft	1243
toy space helmet	2169
toy wheel	1388
transdermal smoke patch	7773
transporter transponder	5170
tree-eating kite	2131
triad summoning scroll	6141
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4839
triggerfingerbone	8901
troll britches	6034
tropical orchid	2492
tropical swill	3832
trout fang	4660
true grit	2994
tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2958
tube of dread wax	2356
tube of hair oil	2087
tube of herbal ointment	6135
tube of pendulum lube	8846
tube of villain white	8849
tuning fork	1928
turkish mostaccioli	8535
turtle mud	7608
turtle totem	4
turtle voicebox	8230
turtle wax	3914
turtle wax greaves	3917
turtle wax helmet	3916
turtle wax shield	3915
turtle-shaped rock	7560
turtlemail bits	3919
turtlemail breeches	3921
turtlemail coif	3920
turtlemail hauberk	3922
tuxedo shirt	2489
twinkly nuggets	1444
twinkly powder	1438
twinkly wad	1450
twisted piece of wire	6370
twisted-up wet towel	6651
two meat muck	9898
ultimate ultimate frisbee	3869
ultra-deluxe cupcake	8198
ultrafondue	5228
una poca de gracia	5844
unappetizing mayolus	8270
unbearable light	5229
uncooked chorizo	175
underwater slingshot	4212
undissolvable contact lenses	4019
unflavored wine cooler	8171
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unholy water	5847
unidentified drink	9126
unidentified jerky	2620
uninteresting mayolus	8271
unnamed cocktail	7187
unquiet spirits	7681
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1788
unremarkable duffel bag	9957
unrequired jacket	7189
unsanitized scalpel	7716
unsmoothed velvet	8423
unspeakable lozenges	4224
unstable DNA	3617
unstable quark	3743
unused soap	7808
unusual oil	8973
upsy daisy	2545
useless powder	1437
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valuable trinket	139
vampire chowder	6422
vampire collar	2128
vampire pearl	3746
vampire pearl earring	3750
vampire pearl necklace	3762
vampire pellet	7714
van key	9967
veiny spore pod	8429
velcro boots	3708
velcro broadsword	3705
velcro ore	3698
velcro shield	3707
very fancy whiskey	9135
very hot lunch	8474
very overdue library book	6294
very small red dress	9963
vial of The Glistening	6035
vial of baconstone juice	2805
vial of blood simple syrup	6842
vial of hamethyst juice	2804
vial of holy water	5983
vial of patchouli oil	409
vial of porquoise juice	2806
vial of swamp vapors	7607
vibrating mushroom	8582
viking helmet	37
vinegar-soaked lemon slice	2993
vinyl boots	3716
vinyl ore	3700
vinyl shield	3715
violent pastilles	6404
viral DNA	7811
virgin jello shot	10161
viscous lava globs	8442
vitamin G pill	9705
vodka and cranberry	673
vodka and tonic	1568
vodka barracuda	9394
vodka gibson	1569
vodka martini	1009
vodka stinger	9376
vodka stratocaster	1581
volleyball	527
voodoo glowskull	7614
vorpal blade	833
votive candle	5858
wad of tofu	209
waders	10277
walrus-tusk earring	285
war tongs	2388
warbear drone codes	7054
warbear gyro	7050
warbear superpotion	7046
warehouse clerk's glasses	8341
warehouse walkie-talkie	8339
warm gravy	9178
warm mushroom	749
wasabi marble soda	5019
wasabi pocky	5013
wasabi-infused sake	5016
water pipe bomb	2348
water purification pills	5741
watered-down Red Minotaur	5675
wax booze	9309
wax pancake	9307
weighted paperclip chain	6137
weremoose spit	4949
wet stew	2265
whalebone corset	4953
whatsit-covered turtle shell	7638
wheel	2113
whimpering willow bark	5528
whiskey and cola	557
whiskey and soda	1010
whiskey bittersweet	1563
whiskey in a broken glass	7947
whiskey sour	674
whiskey squeeze	9373
white Canadian	331
white Xanadian	2654
white belt	2454
white blood cells	7557
white candy heart	2304
white chocolate and tomato pizza	958
white chocolate chip brownies	3751
white chocolate chip cookies	264
white chocolate chips	263
white collar	1655
white hat hacker T-shirt	2127
white lightning	266
white picket fence	270
white satin pants	265
white satin shield	1614
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white snakeskin duster	2484
white sword	269
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white whip	2457
white wine	7558
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whole turkey leg	6866
wholeberd	1157
wicker shield	2034
wiffle-flail	1710
willyweed	5102
wind-up Whatsian robot	7279
wind-up ensign	7283
wind-up navigation droid	7281
wind-up owl	7282
wind-up spider	8648
wind-up vampire teeth	7280
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windicle	10209
wine spritzer	1015
witch wart	2859
witch's bread	7135
witch's brew	7136
witty rapier	2977
woimbook	6050
wolf mask	633
wonderwall shield	2584
wood screw	6385
wooden axe	885
wooden block	1387
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wooden stakes	71
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wool sock	6883
woolen cravat	2381
world's smallest violin	3855
worn tophat	1947
worst candy	6405
wrestling mask	8359
wussiness potion	469
x-ray mirror	8358
yak anorak	2488
yak toupee	2460
yak whip	1031
yakskin buckler	1036
yakskin kilt	1283
yakskin pants	397
yakskin skirt	1282
yam candy	2955
yellow brick road	1580
yellow candy heart	2308
yellow matter custard	4517
yellow pixel	8298
yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1077
yellow seashell	10270
yellow striped oyster egg	1076
yeti fur	388
yo	2114
yohohoyo	2978
yummy death watch beetle	3361
zmobie	1566
zombie	8646
zombie hollandaise	5826