Sep 18 15:30:25 <Risugami>	use .r to add a factoid
Sep 18 15:40:18 <Nijiko>	.r space <php>echo preg_replace('/\s+/i', ' ', implode(' ', str_split(($argc==0)?'nijiko':implode(' ', $arg))));
Sep 18 15:40:39 <Nijiko>	i don't know syntax for .r tho
Sep 18 15:42:13 <Nijiko>	.r space <php>echo implode(' ', str_split(($argc==0)?$ioru:implode(' ', $arg)));
Sep 18 15:43:17 <Risugami>	.r space <php>echo implode(' ', str_split($ioru));
Sep 20 05:58:00 <Lunatrius>	.r test <js,map=freegame>print(map)
Sep 20 07:22:17 <tmtu>	.r test <js>a=args[0];print(a.split(' '))
Sep 20 07:22:30 <tmtu>	.r test <js>a=args;print(a.split(' '))
Sep 23 05:43:38 <Lunatrius>	.r wastedonlol <alias>xpath http://wastedonlol.com/%arg0%-%arg1-%/ //span[@class='result_pseudo']/..
Sep 25 10:30:33 <tmtu>	.r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(%inp%-sama~)
Sep 25 10:30:55 <tmtu>	.r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(♡ %inp%-sama~ ♡)
Sep 25 13:35:58 <Genuine>	.r π 3.141592653589793238
Sep 25 13:37:28 <tmtu>	.r  ™
Sep 25 13:37:38 <Genuine>	.r π 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
Sep 25 13:41:13 <Genuine>	.r φ 1.618033988749894848204586834
Sep 27 08:36:42 <Lunatrius>	.r o.o ಠ_ಠ
Sep 27 15:32:00 <Lunatrius>	.r test <js>args.replace(/#include "stdafx.h"/,"")
Sep 28 04:46:10 <Lunatrius>	.r map <js>map=["Helps to have a map.","Helps to have a map.","Helps to have a map.","Even with the best of maps and gerbils, we can never fully chart our virgins."];map[Math.floor(Math.random()*map.length)];
Sep 28 04:46:36 <Lunatrius>	.r map <js>wat="Helps to have a map.";map=[wat,wat,wat,"Even with the best of maps and gerbils, we can never fully chart our virgins."];map[Math.floor(Math.random()*map.length)];
Sep 28 06:13:34 <Gurkenmaster>	.r truncate <lua> return string.sub(args, 1, 500)
Sep 28 06:14:24 <Risugami>	.r truncate $sub(%inp%,1,400)
Sep 29 02:54:52 <Lunatrius>	.r test <php>$e="xchange";$c="currency";$_=$arg;if(count($_)<3)die("Usage: ?e$e <from-$c> <to-$c> <amount> | Usage: ?e$e <amount> <from-$c> [in|to] <to-$c>");if(count($_)==4)$_=[$_[1],$_[3],$_[0]];$a=json_decode(file_get_contents("http://rate-e$e.appspot.com/$c?from=$_[0]&to=$_[1]"));if(!property_exists($a,"rate"))die("E$e rate not found, invalid $c?");die("$_[2] $a->from = ".(intval($_[2])*$a->rate)." $a->to");
Sep 29 06:15:29 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=arg[0];print(a.substr(a.length/2, a.indexOf(a.match(/[aieou]/)) + 1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:16:52 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=arg[0];print(a.substr(a.length, a.lastIndexOf(a.match(/[aieou]/)) + 1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:24:08 <tmtu>	.r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x[x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
Sep 29 06:25:00 <tmtu>	.r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
Sep 29 06:25:29 <tmtu>	.r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);p=i;}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
Sep 29 06:27:24 <Lunatrius>	.r test <js>var a=arg[0]||ioru;c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1;print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:27:55 <Lunatrius>	.r test2 <js>arg[0]||ioru
Sep 29 06:28:21 <tmtu>	.r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);p=i+1;}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
Sep 29 06:29:38 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:30:35 <Lunatrius>	.r test <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(">>"+a+"<<");print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:32:11 <Lunatrius>	.r test <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(">>"+a+"<<");print(">>"+a.length+","+c+"<<");print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:32:30 <Shockah|Work>	.r jab $repeat(%ioru%,3)
Sep 29 06:32:49 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=arg[0]+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:33:17 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1;print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:38:05 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1,b=a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/);if(b==-1)b=c;print(a.substr(0, b+c+1) + "cchan")
Sep 29 06:38:39 <Lunatrius>	.r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1,b=a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/);if(b==-1)b=a.length;print(a.substr(0, b+c+1) + "cchan")
Oct 01 09:02:07 <Shocky>	‘*1 °-’Q€I*- | M "” E ‘ J“ V | 0.-, rs nt-v | r;~- - so Sorry... | 4 ' «,1-«‘v.§“£ ‘E o] | 5,-’.u;-..‘ . - .. .; ''r'o.Jr rw.-‘I-:ros.o*°. 3CCCL.Ht s.a;.~'-5 3;-3.1 re .n‘der '8 years -3 d. ''-''-:*..r we to me at‘ am. tto_1oIr* 1'19 W '1CO'.‘."5 | u»- | fl M “L. Ir‘-srder Program. | rrpn:Lmou-r
Oct 01 19:00:52 <Genuine>	.r quote <cmd>quote %inp%
Oct 01 19:22:29 <Genuine>	.r emoji <js>return args
Oct 01 19:22:59 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <js>return args.join(' ')
Oct 01 19:23:36 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <js>args.join(' ')
Oct 01 19:23:37 <Risugami>	.r emoji <js>print(args)
Oct 01 19:25:08 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <js>var a="http://benalman.com/code/projects/php-simple-proxy/ba-simple-proxy.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2Fraw.php%3Fi%3DJ8Rw4frk",xhr = new XMLHttpRequest(),b,c,d;xhr.open("GET", a, false);xhr.send(null);if(xhr.status===200){c=JSON.parse(xhr.responseText);if(!c||!c.contents){ return console.log('proxy is down');}c = c.contents;for(b in c)text=text.replace(new RegExp(':'+b+':','gi'),c[b]);console.log(args)}else{console.log('shit 
Oct 01 19:26:12 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <js>var a="http://benalman.com/code/projects/php-simple-proxy/ba-simple-proxy.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2Fraw.php%3Fi%3DJ8Rw4frk",xhr=newXMLHttpRequest(),b,c,d;xhr.open("GET", a, false);xhr.send(null);if(xhr.status===200){c=JSON.parse(xhr.responseText);if(!c||!c.contents){ return console.log('proxy is down');}c = c.contents;for(b in c)text=text.replace(new RegExp(':'+b+':','gi'),c[b]);print(args)}else{print('proxy is down')}
Oct 01 19:45:19 <Nijiko>	.r emoji $c=curl_init();curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_URL,'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=J8Rw4frk');curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,true);$j=json_decode(curl_exec($c));foreach($j as $k => $v){$ioru=preg_replace('/\:'.$k.'\:/i',$v,$ioru);}echo $ioru;
Oct 01 19:45:41 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <php>$c=curl_init();curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_URL,'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=J8Rw4frk');curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,true);$j=json_decode(curl_exec($c));foreach($j as $k => $v){$ioru=preg_replace('/\:'.$k.'\:/i',$v,$ioru);}echo $ioru;
Oct 01 20:33:05 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <php>if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ZH2cDUFZ')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
Oct 01 20:38:36 <Nijiko>	.r emoji if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V2WE2Z1s')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
Oct 01 20:38:52 <Nijiko>	.r emoji <php>if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V2WE2Z1s')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
Oct 02 04:54:48 <Genuine>	.r pout http://joyfilleddays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pouting-child-girl-410x329.jpg
Oct 02 09:39:21 <Lunatrius>	.r ffxiii <cmd>wa time until oct 9 2014 18:00 cet
Oct 02 09:49:38 <Lunatrius>	.r ffxiii <alias>countdown oct 9 2014 18:00 cet
Oct 04 16:03:03 <Lunatrius>	.r runlang <php>try{$a=Requests::post('http://codepad.org/',[],['lang'=>$arg[0],'code'=>implode(' ',array_splice($arg,1)),'run'=>'True']);$b=new DOMDocument;@$b->loadHTML($a->body);$c=new DOMXPath($b);foreach($c->evaluate('//div[@class="code" and position()=2]//td[2]//pre')as$d)printf("%s\n",trim($d->textContent));}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
Oct 05 23:43:10 <Genuine>	.r GoLANG https://golang.org/doc/gopher/gopherbw.png
Oct 08 16:05:20 <Lunatrius>	.r osutime osu!
Oct 10 07:44:31 <tmtu>	.r hangul <alias>randchar %arg0% 44032 55215
Oct 13 09:25:38 <Genuine>	.r nsync ☆NSYNC
Oct 14 18:09:15 <Lunatrius>	.r whatsmodloader http://tiny.cc/PAIN
Oct 15 13:20:43 <Genuine>	.r jsoms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvRLKO_pU&list=UUuTNcnGVHRlEJ7uq-X8mfTQ
Oct 15 13:21:01 <Genuine>	.r jcoms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvRLKO_pU&list=UUuTNcnGVHRlEJ7uq-X8mfTQ
Oct 16 18:15:48 <Genuine>	.r thanksobama http://i.imgur.com/Sd38Jq0.png
Oct 17 12:52:35 <Lunatrius>	.r test <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/ebola.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;} <+ShaRose> gaymergaet
Oct 17 12:53:12 <Shocky>	.r test <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/ebola.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;} <+ShaRose> gaymergeit
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Oct 18 16:37:10 <Lunatrius>	.r erofic <alias>nocontext
Oct 18 16:39:15 <Nijiko>	.r tumblrinaction <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:42:00 <Nijiko>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/' . ($argc==1 ? $args : 'funny') . '.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:44:13 <Lunatrius>	.r test <alias>chainfactoids sfuck>spenis %inp%
Oct 18 16:47:15 <Lunatrius>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc==1?$args:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:53:05 <Nijiko>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc==1?$args:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:54:28 <Nijiko>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?$argv[0]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:55:14 <Nijiko>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?$argv[1]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 18 16:56:34 <Nijiko>	.r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?explode(" ",$args)[0]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
Oct 19 12:33:45 <Lunatrius>	.r brofist 👊
Oct 20 07:21:20 <Lunatrius>	.r haspaid <php>$c=@file_get_contents('http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user='.urlencode($ioru));$r=json_decode($c);print(is_bool($r)?($ioru.': '.($r?'yes':'no')):'Login server is offline.');
Oct 20 07:21:35 <Lunatrius>	.r haspaid <php>$c=@file_get_contents('http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user='.urlencode($ioru));$r=json_decode($c);print(is_bool($r)?($ioru.': '.($r?'yes':'no')):'Login server is offline.');
Oct 20 07:28:24 <Lunatrius>	.r test <lua,map=age>table.foreach(map,print)
Oct 20 07:37:31 <Lunatrius>	.r setage <lua>assert(argc==4,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^%w+ %d%d%d%d %d%d? %d%d?$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
Oct 20 07:39:39 <Lunatrius>	.r setage <lua>assert(argc==4,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d %d%d? %d%d?$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
Oct 20 07:41:16 <Lunatrius>	.r setage <lua>assert(argc==2,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d-%d%d-%d%d$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
Oct 20 07:41:52 <Lunatrius>	.r setage <lua>assert(argc==2,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d%-%d%d%-%d%d$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
Oct 20 12:38:13 <Lunatrius>	.r erofic <alias>chainfactoids rq>nonsense
Oct 20 12:47:11 <Lunatrius>	Oh right, can't .r that symbol
Oct 21 13:52:29 <Lunatrius>	.r p <cmd>g site:docs.python.org %inp%
Oct 21 23:44:58 <Genuine>	.r ttwit ~ThisTheWayITalk~
Oct 21 23:46:26 <Genuine>	.r titwit ~ThisIsTheWayITalk~
Oct 25 08:10:55 <Lunatrius>	.r perlbeer2 <alias>chainfactoids web>perl http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ypQ2XVVn
Oct 25 08:11:36 <Lunatrius>	.r perlbeer2 <alias>chainfactoids web>perl http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/download/737
Oct 26 08:58:59 <Lunatrius>	.r test $urlencode(does this work)
Oct 26 09:00:25 <Lunatrius>	.r mlink <js>"http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q="+encodeURIComponent(args)
Oct 27 08:37:46 <Lunatrius>	.r konamicode ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → Ⓑ Ⓐ
Oct 27 08:37:59 <Lunatrius>	.r konami <alias>konamicode
Oct 27 08:45:33 <Lunatrius>	.r mlink http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q=$url(%inp%)
Oct 27 08:50:58 <Lunatrius>	.r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/*/$url(%inp%)
Oct 27 08:51:42 <Lunatrius>	.r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/*/%inp%
Oct 27 08:53:21 <Lunatrius>	.r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/%inp%
Oct 27 08:54:09 <Lunatrius>	.r wayback <js>"https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/"+encodeURI(args)
Oct 27 08:55:15 <Lunatrius>	.r archive <alias>wayback %inp%
Oct 27 09:06:07 <Lunatrius>	.r waybacksave <lua>net.get('http://web.archive.org/save/'..args) return 'https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/'..args
Oct 27 16:49:58 <osuka_>	.r gibe ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gibe$if(%inp%, %inp% ,)plos
Oct 27 16:50:21 <osuka_>	.r gibe ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gibe$if(%inp%, %inp% , )plos
Oct 28 09:02:27 <Lunatrius>	.r waaai <lua>return net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args))
Oct 28 09:02:54 <Lunatrius>	.r waaai <lua>return net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args))..""
Oct 28 09:03:04 <Risugami>	.r waaai http://api.waa.ai/?url=$url(%inp%)
Oct 28 09:03:42 <Risugami>	.r waaai <lua>return (net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args)))
Oct 28 09:04:19 <Lunatrius>	.r mlink <lua>return factoid.waaai("http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q="..net.url(args))
Oct 28 18:06:36 <Genuine>	.r dickbutt http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/030/dickbutt.jpg
Oct 29 08:53:03 <Lunatrius>	.r osutime osu! - http://osu.ppy.sh/
Oct 29 09:45:48 <Lunatrius>	.r waybackold <js>"https://web.archive.org/web/19700101000000/"+encodeURI(args)
Oct 30 16:00:44 <clone1018>	.r shockyoff <cmd>die
Oct 31 11:35:50 <Lunatrius>	.r gttsbase <js>"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(arg.slice(1).join(" "))
Oct 31 11:36:27 <Lunatrius>	.r gtts <alias>gttsbase en %arg0-%
Oct 31 11:47:16 <Lunatrius>	.r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q)else"100 character limit!"
Oct 31 11:47:40 <Lunatrius>	.r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q);else"100 character limit!"
Oct 31 11:49:25 <Lunatrius>	.r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"https://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q);else"100 character limit!"
Oct 31 11:52:23 <Lunatrius>	.r gttsja <alias>gttsbase ja %arg0-%
Oct 31 15:17:06 <Lunatrius>	.r lunaage <alias>lunage
Nov 01 12:10:48 <Lunatrius>	.r waaai <lua>return (net.get("http://api.waa.ai/shorten?url="..net.url(args)))
Nov 01 12:12:25 <Lunatrius>	.r waaai <lua>return net.json(net.get("http://api.waa.ai/shorten?url="..net.url(args))).data.url
Nov 03 08:03:54 <Lunatrius>	.r test %sender%
Nov 03 08:03:59 <Lunatrius>	.r test %user%
Nov 03 08:04:26 <Lunatrius>	.r steamown2 <alias>steamown %user% %arg0-%
Nov 03 08:05:33 <Lunatrius>	.r test <alias>steamown %user% %inp%
Nov 03 08:46:32 <Lunatrius>	.r coupondump https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=147610578&token=Dm30pxjA
Nov 03 08:46:43 <Lunatrius>	.r coupondumpster <alias>coupondump
Nov 03 10:21:36 <Genuine>	.r imtfy http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxl46B26r1rn4n53o1_400.gif
Nov 03 12:06:40 *	Gurkenmaster attacks .r with Lunacchi
Nov 03 12:06:44 <Samantha->	.r is immune to 'Lunacchi'
Nov 03 12:07:27 *	Gurkenmaster attacks Asuna with .r Lunacchi is at it again!
Nov 03 12:07:32 <Samantha->	Asuna "takes" 737 damage from Gurkenmaster's '.r Lunacchi is at it again!'
Nov 03 19:35:08 <Genuine>	.r harakiri <alias>seppuku
Nov 05 08:43:38 <Lunatrius>	.r faggottime <alias>whattimeisit faggot
Nov 05 15:25:51 <Gurkenmaster>	.r told2 http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dnxLT5Di
Nov 06 07:52:25 <Lunatrius>	.r genuinetalk <js>"~"+ioru.replace(/\w\w*/g,function(a){return a[0].toUpperCase()+a.substr(1).toLowerCase()}).replace(/[^A-Za-z:]/gi,"")+"~"
Nov 06 08:16:56 <Genuine>	.r nvm Nevermind
Nov 06 08:23:15 <osuka_>	.r heya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
Nov 07 09:58:08 <tmtu>	.r bbaka <js>arg[0]+'-'+args.substring(1)
Nov 07 09:58:36 <tmtu>	.r bbaka <js>args.charAt(0)+'-'+args
Nov 07 13:04:34 <Lunatrius>	.r test <php>print(eval('%inp%'))
Nov 07 13:04:42 <Lunatrius>	.r test <php>print(eval('%inp%'));
Nov 07 13:04:55 <Lunatrius>	.r test <php>print(eval('%inp%;'));
Nov 09 09:01:27 <Gurkenmaster>	.r rekt <alias>chooser #rekt
Nov 10 08:10:35 <Lunatrius>	.r battery There are these little things called electrons. They are tiny hamsters that run from one pin to the other.
Nov 10 12:47:32 <osuka_>	.r ha (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Nov 10 12:55:47 <Lunatrius>	.r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·")+"›"
Nov 10 12:57:47 <Lunatrius>	.r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])?·([,;\.:\-_])?/gi,"$1 $2")+"›"
Nov 10 12:58:26 <Lunatrius>	.r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])·/gi,"$1 ").replace(/·([,;\.:\-_])/gi," $1")+"›"
Nov 10 12:59:15 <Lunatrius>	.r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])·/gi,"$1").replace(/·([,;\.:\-_])/gi,"$1")+"›"
Nov 10 13:15:10 <Lunatrius>	.r unmunge $tr(ÅḂÇĎĒFĠĦÍĴĶĹṀNÖPQŖŠŢŮVŴXỲŻäḃċđëƒġħíĵķĺṁñöρqŗšţüvωχÿź０１２３４５６７８９,ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789,%inp%)
Nov 10 13:17:05 <Lunatrius>	.r mreplace $tr(%arg0%,%arg1%,%arg2-%)
Nov 10 14:25:46 <Genuine>	.r WhatsGoingOn https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/WhatsGoingOn.png
Nov 10 14:26:50 <Genuine>	.r hq4x https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/Super%20Mario%201-1%20hq4x.png
Nov 10 17:22:41 <Lunatrius>	.r amo <cmd>g site:addons.mozilla.org %inp%
Nov 12 11:14:40 <Lunatrius>	.r player https://player.me/?invite=$url(%ioru%)
Nov 12 11:53:22 <Lunatrius>	.r + ;D
Nov 12 15:42:49 <Lunatrius>	.r multitube https://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?type=0&title=Shocky+Multitube+Playlist&video_ids=$(%arg0-%)
Nov 12 15:43:05 <Lunatrius>	.r multitube https://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?type=0&title=Shocky+Multitube+Playlist&video_ids=$url(%arg0-%)
Nov 12 20:05:32 <Genuine>	.r oglaf http://oglaf.com/
Nov 16 17:56:08 <Genuine>	.r sortinggif http://i.imgur.com/fq0A8hx.gif
Nov 18 09:09:51 <osuka_>	.r peppertime <alias> tz mst
Nov 18 09:09:58 <osuka_>	.r peppertime <alias>tz MST
Nov 19 02:37:38 <Genuine>	.r wincurl http://www.confusedbycode.com/curl/#downloads
Nov 19 04:17:36 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>$v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
Nov 19 04:21:51 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>$v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video;  if(is_null($v)) echo 'Please use a number'; else echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
Nov 19 04:22:46 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; if(is_null($v)) echo 'Please use a number'; else echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
Nov 19 04:23:35 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 04:25:04 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 04:27:42 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { try { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } catch (Exception $e) { echo 'It broke'; } } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 04:33:19 <Genuine>	.r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->video; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 04:57:30 <Genuine>	.r vidme-direct <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->video; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->title." - ".$v->complete_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 05:12:20 <Genuine>	.r vidme-user <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/user/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->user; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->username.': '.$v->video_views.' views - '.$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
Nov 19 08:49:35 <Gurkenmaster>	.r snipars2 http://a.pomf.se/hnavlb.gif
Nov 20 12:55:12 <Lunatrius>	.r steamowned <alias>steamown %inp%
Nov 21 01:12:24 <Genuine>	.r crdl <php>$j = json_decode(file_get_contents('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/'.$args[0].'.json')); echo var_dump($j);
Nov 21 01:13:41 <Genuine>	.r crdl <php>$j = json_decode(file_get_contents('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/'.$arg[0].'.json')); echo var_dump($j);
Nov 22 05:32:07 <Lunatrius>	.r striptags <php>print(strip_tags($args))
Nov 22 16:02:01 <Gurkenmaster>	.r snipars2 http://i.imgur.com/j2HzVkw.gif
Nov 23 14:54:53 <Genuine>	.r tisa Tabs indent, spaces align.
Nov 24 08:24:15 <Gurkenmaster>	.r acht <alias>insert 1.0 acht %inp%
Nov 27 01:22:13 <Genuine>	.r bfmin <php>include("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/minify.php");
Nov 27 01:27:42 <Genuine>	.r bfmag <php>include("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/magnify.php");
Nov 27 01:35:12 <Genuine>	.r bfmin <php>$_=(string) $arg[0];$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a .= (string) $b;$a .= (string) $c;}echo($a);
Nov 27 01:35:33 <Genuine>	.r bfmag <php>$_=str_split($arg[0]);$a=0;for($b=0;$b<count($_);++$b){if(is_numeric($_[$b])){$a*=10;$a+=$_[$b];}else if($a>0){echo str_repeat($_[$b],$a);$a=0;}else{echo$_[$b];}}
Nov 27 01:36:19 <Genuine>	.r bfmin <php>$_=$arg[0];$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a.=$b;$a.=$c;}echo($a);
Nov 27 02:41:39 <Genuine>	.r playagame https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/message.txt
Nov 27 02:49:15 <Genuine>	.r playagame I want to play a game: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/message.txt
Nov 27 05:31:54 <tmtu>	.r test <js>args
Nov 27 05:33:45 <Genuine>	.r bfmin <php>$_=$args;$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a.=$b;$a.=$c;}echo($a);
Nov 27 05:34:53 <tmtu>	.r bfminjs <js>o="";a=args;while(a.length>0){i=0;c=a.charAt(0);while(i<a.length && a.charAt(i)==c)i++;a=a.substring(i-(i==2 ? 1 : 0));if(i>2)o+=i;o+=c;}o
Nov 27 05:36:10 <tmtu>	.r rle <js>o="";a=args;while(a.length>0){i=0;c=a.charAt(0);while(i<a.length && a.charAt(i)==c)i++;a=a.substring(i-(i==2 ? 1 : 0));if(i>2)o+=i;o+=c;}o
Nov 27 08:45:27 <Lunatrius>	.r uwot2 <alias>gtts %ioru%, you focking wot mate?
Nov 27 12:01:15 <Gurkenmaster>	.r uwot3 https://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl=ja&q=You%20fucking%20wat%20meitu
Nov 27 14:09:59 <Genuine>	.r donut <php>try{print(Requests::get(prep_url("http://foaas.herokuapp.com/donut/$arg[0]/$arg[1]"),['User-Agent'=>'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/37.0.2062.103 Safari/537.36'])->body);}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
Nov 27 14:12:41 <Genuine>	.r hq4x https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/SuperMario1-1hq4x.png
Nov 27 14:14:22 <Genuine>	.r fascinating <php>try{print(Requests::get(prep_url("http://foaas.herokuapp.com/fascinating/$args"),['User-Agent'=>'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/37.0.2062.103 Safari/537.36'])->body);}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
Nov 28 08:25:09 <tmtu>	.r shipit https://assets-cdn.github.com/images/icons/emoji/shipit.png
Nov 29 11:48:59 <Lunatrius>	.r wastedonlol <alias>xpath http://wastedonlol.com/$url(%arg0%)-$url(%arg1-%)/ //span[@class='result_pseudo']/..
Nov 29 13:56:43 <Genuine>	.r bitmax 1
Dec 01 06:59:57 <Genuine>	.r jdocs j: <cmd>google Java SE6 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp% 
Dec 01 07:00:22 <Genuine>	.r jdocs <cmd>google Java SE6 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp% 
Dec 01 07:02:45 <Genuine>	.r jdocs <cmd>google -site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
Dec 01 07:03:12 <Genuine>	.r jdocs <cmd>google Java SE8 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp%
Dec 01 07:04:58 <osuka_>		.r jdocs <cmd>google -site:oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
Dec 01 07:05:32 <osuka_>	.r jdocs <cmd>google -site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
Dec 01 07:11:56 <Genuine>	.r jdocs <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
Dec 01 07:17:24 <Genuine>	.r jdocs <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/8/ %inp%
Dec 01 07:17:33 <Genuine>	.r jdocs8 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/8/ %inp%
Dec 01 07:17:39 <Genuine>	.r jdocs7 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/7/ %inp%
Dec 01 07:17:45 <Genuine>	.r jdocs6 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/6/ %inp%
Dec 01 07:18:30 <Shockah|Work>	.r j <alias>jdocs7 %inp%
Dec 01 07:18:41 <Genuine>	.r j <alias>jdocs8 %inp%
Dec 01 07:30:12 <Genuine>	.r waifu http://i.imgur.com/ZBCuycO.png
Dec 01 12:16:11 <Gurkenmaster>	.r gurkage <alias>age Gurkenmaster 10 3 1996
Dec 02 05:23:15 <Genuine>	.r bytemax 127
Dec 02 05:23:31 <Genuine>	.r ubytemax 255
Dec 02 05:23:58 <Genuine>	.r ubytemin 0
Dec 02 05:24:04 <Genuine>	.r bytemin -128
Dec 02 05:24:27 <Risugami>	.r bytemax 127
Dec 02 05:26:56 <Genuine>	.r charmax <alias>ushortmax
Dec 02 05:27:13 <Genuine>	.r charmin 0
Dec 03 06:13:04 <Genuine>	.r flushsteam steam://flushconfig
Dec 03 17:13:21 <Genuine>	.r coolrom <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/search.php';
Dec 03 17:14:55 <Genuine>	.r bfmin <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/minify.php';
Dec 03 17:15:03 <Genuine>	.r bfmag <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/magnify.php';
Dec 03 17:20:52 <Genuine>	.r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(%inp%-sama~)
Dec 03 17:21:09 <Genuine>	.r π 3.141592653589793238
Dec 03 17:27:23 <Genuine>	I'm trying to match anything except (.+\W\.r .+)
Dec 03 17:33:37 <Genuine>	^(?!(.+\W\.r .+)).+