WhythefuckamIdoingthisIwillneverknowbutCirnosidiocyhasgonefarenough ***Problems of Touhou Hale Test Project (Which Seriously Needs To Be Renamed)*** A. Gameplay To be fair, I never actually entered the server. Why? Because sitting through a good hour of downloading files via a VPN, JUST TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE TIP OF THE SOUTHERN HEMPISHERE FOR AN ACTUAL CONNECTION, isn't what I call a gameplay experience. Unless it's Sonic '06. When I finish downloading all the files, what do I find? A missing map file that basically blocks me out of the server. So I have to go out of my way to download said map, which is perfectly fine with me, but no. The server map is outdated to the version I downloaded. The worst part is, I had to redownload all the server files again before I get slapped across the face with the "lol we’re outdated gtfo". So yeah. No gameplay. B. Server Activity Judging by Cirno's streams, his idea of a lot of players is about 10-12 players. Sure, that's probably the highest the server activity will ever be without counting bots. Hell, I'm actually looking at the server info right now (9:15 PM EST) in TF2. And it's not even there. Good job with those players. I'm sure it's just like the old Touhou Hale or whatever you’re trying to resemble. I can also see you’re getting pretty ban happy with countries for absolutely no reason (pertaining to the hale server) as well. C. Cirno-nee (aptly named so for being an idiot) Grow the fuck up, learn to punctuate, and stop bringing your Facebook/IRL problems into the server. If you’re 20+ or whatever, at least act even a little maturely when you have a problem, instead of spouting nonsense with no punctuation in your sentence. I don’t think anyone can actually read your posts/sentences/ramblings of a reta-mentally challen-nah, I’ll go with retard-retard. And don’t give me or anyone the bullshit that you’re a female. Both of your “selfies” were taken from online and are completely different from one another. Unless your name is Hannah Wang, you’re just another male on the Internet trying to exploit others by lying about your gender. I’m sure you’re not even Korean, New Yorker. https://puu.sh/qeBfF/c752ca82d6.png https://puu.sh/qtvuO/7158ed4890.jpg https://puu.sh/qtvwo/e9305b5db4.png https://my.mixtape.moe/uzxirc.png Quit threatening others with hacks, or whatever bullshit you do with cookies, for petty reasons. If anything, you’re a fucking mythomaniac (pathological liar if you can’t bother to Google) who can’t reflect on his own actions. I recommend seeing a psychiatrist or admitting yourself into an asylum. D. Streaming Who the fuck streams on Facebook? I’m pretty sure not even a tenth of the group (which would be 8 people if you can’t fractions) even watches your server streams. And for some reason, you think streaming an empty server filled with bots is called “advertising the server”. Yeah. It does. It advertises “Don’t come here, you won’t have fun, unless you somehow enjoying fighting against mindless AI.” I suggest you use Twitch and Playtimes via Steam Events. You know? The tab with “Events”? Because that actually gets people to join. Oh, and what’s this? Your Facebook page banned NA and EU from viewing it? Yeah, have fun getting ANYONE to join via streams. E. Hales and Group Holy shit, why is the group even called Touhou Hale? You only have like, what, 6-8 hales that are Touhous and the other 30-something hales are stock FF2 hales. If you think that using Touhou models as player models is considered ThHale2, you can fuck off and shut down your server for false advertising. I’m serious. Get the Touhous in and the Freaks out. During the KorThHale2 ruckus, you actually dared to invoke the creators of the Touhou models to sue KorThHale2. Isn’t that lovely? If I recall, you also claimed that you would not accept keys because you had the models from the creators. Then you deleted that. Then there weren’t any more mentions about the MMD creators after you got the KorThHale2 modeler to make models for you. I almost want to applaud you for such manipulation, but really, I just want give you a good punch across the face for your bullshit. Also, get rid of the Neptunia group image when your group states “Touhou Hale Test Project”. Seriously, do you even know what Touhou is? F. PR You don’t directly talk or even remotely interact with the community on anything. Half of your “announcements” are about you being paranoid about DDoS that doesn’t affect the server/group, claims of streaming with no link, “inactivity” (which is your own fault), and other group unrelated nonsense. I don’t know. No one can even understand your sentences, so why bother with PR? Maybe get another admin to do a “what’s up with the server” or anyone that can actually type proper English. G. Even a Semblance of Admins Working Together Yeah, I barely see anything from the other admins/owners. It’s basically Cirno running a one-man show with Nero paying the bills for a server at the tip of South America (where just about no one can join), and installing whatever plugin Cirno wants. Oh, and then an admin gets kicked out because he didn’t want Touhou in the server. It really shows that the admins understand the point of the group (read: Touhou Hale 2, where it’s only Touhous for hales and maybe Saxton Hale if they actually cared to reference the original VSH mode). I could actually go on and on about the server and group, though I don’t want to (and I’m actually getting a migraine from typing down all this bullshit, and vomiting for actually joining the group to dump the pastebin). If I want to shorten everything into a sentence it would probably be: “Cirno-nee’s the main source of the problems with Touhou Hale Test Project and should immediately be removed, as he is unfit to be a proper admin.” But then it would pretty much be the end of my entertainment, since I wouldn’t have a reason to care about how stupid Cirno-nee acts and actually check on the group page every once in a while. But then again, if Cirno’s removed from managing the server, the group can actually stop lying about being the “revival of Touhou Hale” and go on to be just another FF2 server in the stagnant game called TF2. I feel like I should apologize for having such an unorganized rant about shit to everyone except Cirno-nee or whatever he runs by now. But why should I care? I’m just a “no-fun allowed” admin of the original ThHale2 with a migraine. Piss off. PS: Holy shit, can someone explain Cirno the concept of frames, GPU, Random Access Memory, disc space, and lag to him? Because DUMPING 39 GB OF RAM IS NOT FREAKING POSSIBLE (unless he has a supercomputer with 6+ sticks of 8 GB RAM, which would probably be draining Manhattan right now). How the fuck do you even dump RAM anyway?