//values of rand()%170 and mt_rand()%170 and the modifier they correspond to.
//the numbers might all be 1 bigger for rand(). I don't remember.
0	strapping
1	beefy
2	weightlifter's
3	of the ox
4	beefcake's
5	brainy
6	thinker's
7	of wisdom
8	of the wise owl
9	wizardly
10	cool
11	slick
12	smooth
13	of the cougar
14	stylish
15	boxer's
16	brawny
17	of the brute
18	sage
19	savvy
20	Rosewater's
21	groovy
22	supercool
23	smartaleck's
24	educational
25	experienced
26	of the pedagogue
27	Herculean
28	of Tarzan
29	Samson's
30	Socratic
31	Newton's
32	Da Vinci's
33	Fonzie's
34	of James Dean
35	Sinatra's
36	personal trainer's
37	arcane researcher's
38	dance instructor's
39	deadly
40	dangerous
41	of dire peril
42	razor-sharp
43	grievous
44	extremely unsafe
45	wicked
46	sinister
47	baleful
48	occult
49	forbidden
50	of the dark arts
51	padded
52	quilted
53	fortified
54	studded
55	banded
56	stiffened
57	hardened
58	rock-hard
59	shellacked
60	steel-toed
61	wholesome
62	healthy
63	rosy-cheeked
64	ruddy
65	of vim and vigor
66	veiny
67	hale
68	hardy
69	of the bloodbag
70	curative
71	therapeutic
72	medical-grade
73	vibrating
74	energetic
75	supercharged
76	of the storm
77	Oprah's
78	crafty
79	clever
80	resourceful
81	MacGyver's
82	electrified
83	Van der Graaf
84	Tesla
85	sharpshooter's
86	of Calamity Jane
87	Annie Oakley's
88	chaotic
89	of Gandalf
90	Lo Pan's
91	manspreader's
92	mansplainer's
93	of Leguizamo
94	Jim Carey's
95	careful
96	of the scaredy-cat
97	coward's
98	of extreme caution
99	friendly
100	of the empath
101	Temple Grandin's
102	dog trainer's
103	lion tamer's
104	chilly
105	nippy
106	of chilblains
107	frosty
108	of the blizzard
109	Jack Frost's
110	toasty
111	sizzling
112	scorching
113	flame-wreathed
114	of the brazier
115	of incineration
116	nasty
117	foul-smelling
118	of the sewer
119	smelly
120	stanky
121	of the overflowing toilet
122	frightening
123	gravedigger's
124	horrifying
125	of terror
126	of horror
127	of doom
128	scandalous
129	ribald
130	Jeselnik's
131	greasy
132	lard-coated
133	of mayonnaise
134	wool
135	knitted
136	double-paned
137	flame-retardant
138	fireproof
139	asbestos-lined
140	reassuring
141	of courage
142	of bravery
143	aromatic
144	rosewater-soaked
145	perfumed
146	family-friendly
147	censurious
148	of temperance
149	lucky
150	auspicious
151	inspector's
152	of the detective
153	Sherlock's
154	miser's
155	greedy
156	avaricious
157	executive
158	of the businessman
159	of the boozehound
160	of the sweet-tooth
161	of the glutton
162	zippy
163	lightning-fast
164	of the cheetah
165	Usain Bolt's
166	of Flo-Jo
167	prompt
168	up-at-dawn
169	of the early riser