Bacon?

- Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock - 

Do you wanna troll a bacon?
Come on let's go in stream.
I never talk in chat no more
You slammed the door
It's like you're just a dream-
We used to be net buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna troll a bacon?
It doesn't have to be the bacon.

Go away, spammers

Okay, bye...

- Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock - 

Do you wanna troll a bacon?
And write our links around in chat
I think some promo spam is overdue
I've started trolling to
the pictures of my cat-
(Hang in there, Tom!)
It gets a little lonely
In this chock-full room,

Just watching the bans pound by-
(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)


- Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock - 

Bacon?

Please, I know you're lurking,
People are asking where you've been
They say "be PG", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only got each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna cook some bacon?