https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IE5Fez59eY22m2EH5rn3eJwJNKICUdYDsAZMH60Ls2c/edit

It's all in here with images. Take note that I was drinking quite heavily as I did this. And lost near all motor function by the end and had to stop. I actually forgot I did this late December of last year. I had posted it in my alternate tumblr though and was lurking through. Thought it appropriate to post here. If I ever drink and Jingles wants more shitposting it'll continue.

Side Quests Available:
>Bring friends (At least 2) to summon Hitler before the piss pentagram dries out. (Maybe got 10 more minutes on that.)
>Get a bar of soap and some macaroni to make a white soap stone, to get revenge on DLnon.

Main Quest:
>Where's mommy and daddy? Where in Equestria are you?

Items: 
>None