// https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/b72u6m/i_think_weve_reached_perfection/ejpby9v/ #include #define Function auto #define Main main #define As -> #define Integer int #define Begin { #define End } #define MsgBox(str) std::cout << str << std::endl #define Return return #define If if ( #define Then ) #define True true Function Main() As Integer Begin MsgBox("The Main procedure is starting the application."); If True Then Begin MsgBox("True truly is true"); End Return 0; End