>>>To the tune of "Let It Go"<<<
Here's how it went down, in Pallet Town, with a young boy named Red
One day he started hearing many voices in his head
The chaos flowing through his mind from God knows where
Drove the boy that day to choose Charmander.

And so they went to Pewter's Gym
They challenged Brock and defeated him
But Red and Charmander, you see,
Weren't meant to be...

Set 'em free, set 'em free
Release them from PC
Set 'em free, set 'em free
Why couldn't we just press B?
Away they go, the weak and strong
Let the battle rage on
Red'll surely lose before too long.

Red defeated Misty and Lt. Surge just fine
But had a lot of trouble with a ledge along Route 9...

We can't decide, we can't agree,
We're locked in endless anarchy
The PC box is dangerous
To us...

Set 'em free, set 'em free
Is that what you really meant?
Set 'em free, set 'em free
Is this just an accident?
Jay Leno and Abby gone
Let the battle rage on

We barely beat Giovanni and won the Silph Scope
We tried to pick it up but Dig Rat came out, was all "Nope!"
The spinning tile maze vexed us to an endless rage
And oh that Flareon! Its wisdom anti-sage....

Set 'em free, set 'em free
Let them all just go back home
Set 'em free, set 'em free
Such is the will of the Dome.
Is it right or is it wrong?
Let the battle rage on
Red won the league, so ends this song.