#---------------------------------------------------------------------# # TechJoose:SexDice v1.0a # # # # Rolls the sex dice on a random or chosen person # # # # Usage: # # !sexdice [nick] # # # # ChangeLog: # # 1.0a - First public alpha release # # # # TODO: # # - More customization for display of information # # - Ideas? Email me. # # # # http://www.techjoose.net # # macbrando@gmail.com # # BeBoo @ irc.techjoose.net / #bar # #---------------------------------------------------------------------# #---------------------------------------------------------------------# # # # Settings # # # #---------------------------------------------------------------------# namespace eval techjoose { namespace eval sexdice { # Set this to the command character you want to use for the binds. # Only use one command character. (Default "!") variable command_char "." # Set this to your preferred binds separated by spaces. i.e. "one two" # (Default "sexdice") variable binds "sexdice" #---------------------------------------------------------------------# # ***End of Settings *** # # Do not edit below this line unless you know what you are doing! # #---------------------------------------------------------------------# variable version "TechJoose:SexDice-1.0a" variable versionNum "1.0a" } } # bind the public bind foreach bind [split $techjoose::sexdice::binds " "] { bind pub -|- "${techjoose::sexdice::command_char}$bind" techjoose::sexdice::roll } namespace eval techjoose { namespace eval sexdice { proc roll {nick uhost handle chan args} { global botnick global rep set mylist [chanlist $chan] # # Remove the bot from the list (life's too short to kiss bots!) # set wb [lsearch $mylist $botnick] set mylist [lreplace $mylist $wb $wb] # # Remove the invoking nick from the list # set wn [lsearch $mylist $nick] set mylist [lreplace $mylist $wn $wn] # Check to see if they specified someone if {[lindex $args 0] != ""} { # Check to see if the nick is on the channel if {![onchan [lindex $args 0] $chan]} { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 Sorry, ${nick}, [lindex $args 0] doesn't appear to be on this chan." return } else { if {[lindex $args 0] == $nick } {putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 You can't roll the dice on yourself, ${nick}! That's no fun.";return} set result [lindex $args 0] } } else { #Choose someone randomly set mylength [llength $mylist] if {$mylength == 0} { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :Well, $nick, there's no one to play with! :(" return } set myindex [rand $mylength] set result [lindex $mylist $myindex] } set dice1 { "kiss" "fondle" "lick" "suck" "touch" "nibble" "do anything you want to" "do anything you want to" } set dice2 { "lips" "neck" "chest" "ears" "anywhere you want" "anywhere you want" "nipple" "toe" "ass" "crotch" } putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick} rolled the Sex Dice!" set choice1 [lindex $dice1 [rand [llength $dice1]]] set choice2 [lindex $dice2 [rand [llength $dice2]]] if {$choice2 == "anywhere you want" } { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick}, you have to ${choice1} ${result} ${choice2}!" } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick}, you have to ${choice1} ${result} on the ${choice2}!" } } } } putlog " - \002Sex Dice\002 version $techjoose::sexdice::versionNum loaded."