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SELECT CASE
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/5.0+(compatible;+MSIE+10.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 10.0 (standards mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Trident/6.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 10.0 (compat mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/5.0+(compatible;+MSIE+9.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 9.0 (standards mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Trident/5.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 9.0 (compat mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+8.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 8.0 (standards mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Trident/4.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 8.0 (compat mode)'
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+7.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 7.0'
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+6.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 6.0'
  WHEN PATINDEX('Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+5.0%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Internet Explorer 5.0'
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Firefox%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Mozilla ' + REPLACE(SUBSTRING([cs(User-Agent)], PATINDEX('%Firefox%',[cs(User-Agent)]), 100),'/', ' ') 
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Chrome%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Google ' + REPLACE(SUBSTRING([cs(User-Agent)], PATINDEX('%Chrome%',[cs(User-Agent)]), PATINDEX('%Safari%',[cs(User-Agent)]) - PATINDEX('%Chrome%',[cs(User-Agent)])),'/', ' ') 
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Safari%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'Safari ' + REPLACE(SUBSTRING([cs(User-Agent)], PATINDEX('%Version%',[cs(User-Agent)]), PATINDEX('%Safari%',[cs(User-Agent)])- PATINDEX('%Version%',[cs(User-Agent)])),'Version/', '')
  WHEN PATINDEX('%Opera%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN REPLACE(SUBSTRING([cs(User-Agent)], PATINDEX('%Opera%',[cs(User-Agent)]), PATINDEX('%(%',[cs(User-Agent)])-2),'/', ' ')
  WHEN PATINDEX('%bot%',[cs(User-Agent)]) > 0 THEN 'bot'
  ELSE 'Unknown Browser: ' + [cs(User-Agent)] END 
  AS Browser