Pasted

> probability potion gives Covetous Robbery ()
> giant breath mint gives Stickler for Promptness ()
  > Staff of the Electric Range (+5 to Familiar Weight +50% Meat from Monsters +100% Food Drops from Monsters)
> Liam's mail (Mysticality +10% +5 to Familiar Weight +15% Item Drops from Monsters)
> gingerbread pistol (+3 to Familiar Weight +25% Item Drops from Monsters)
 > spooky eyeliner gives Whole Latte Love (Familiar Weight: +10)
> lotion of stench gives Human-Fish Hybrid (Familiar Weight: +10)
> black sheepskin diploma gives You Can Really Taste the Dormouse (Familiar Weight: +5)
> pirate pamphlet gives Human-Machine Hybrid (Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5)
> recording of Chorale of Companionship gives Bureaucratized (Familiar Weight: +10)
> oil-filled donut gives Sweet Incentive (Familiar Weight: +5)
> cube of ectoplasm gives Loyal Tea (Familiar Weight: +5)
> violent pastilles gives Down With Chow (Familiar Weight: +10)
> hair oil gives All Is Forgiven (Familiar Weight: +10)
> pill cup gives Familial Ties (Familiar Weight (hidden): [10*env(underwater)])
> warbear liquid overcoat gives [1701]Hip to the Jive (Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Damage: +20)
> warbear wardance potion gives Happy Salamander (Familiar Weight: +3)
> old rosewater cream gives Optimist Primal (Familiar Weight: +5)
> ginger snaps gives Beastly Flavor (Familiar Weight: +3)
> sludgesicle gives Work For Hours a Week (Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 20)
> cuppa Mana tea gives Warm Shoulders (Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +5)
> question juice gives Human-Machine Hybrid (Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +5)
  > blood of the Wereseal gives Salsa Satanica (Item Drop: +50)
> Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance gives The Dinsey Spirit (Item Drop: +40)
> sleaze nuggets gives Stench Jellied (Item Drop: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10)
> lotion of hotness gives Uncucumbered (Mysticality Percent: +200, Item Drop: +25)
> turtle pheromones gives Tingling Feeling (Meat Drop: +20, Item Drop: +10)
> orange candy heart gives Brocolate Brostidigitation (Mysticality Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25)
> Black Body™ spray gives Pla-see-bo (Item Drop: +10)
> Gummi-DNA gives Clyde's Blessing (Item Drop: +50)
> children of the candy corn gives Items Are Forever (Item Drop: +50)
> groupie spangles gives Your Eyes are Peeled! (Item Drop: +25)
> "DRINK ME" potion gives Ermine Eyes (Item Drop: +5)
> Wax Flask gives The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +20)
> Pain Dip gives Eye of the Seal (Item Drop: +10)
> baggie of powdered sugar gives Wet and Greedy (Item Drop: +25)
> resolution: be happier gives Tremella Tremens (Item Drop: +40)
> fireclutch gives Cautious Prowl (Item Drop: +50)
> handyman "hand soap" gives Object Detection (Item Drop: +5)
> good ash gives Turkey-Agitated (Item Drop: +25)
> pulled blue taffy gives Serendipi Tea (Item Drop: +25)
> Mer-kin saltsquid gives Haunted Stomach (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> eagle feather gives Mercenary (Item Drop: +40)
> wind-up vampire teeth gives Unusual Perspective (Item Drop: +50)
> fabric hardener gives Beta Carotene Overdose (Item Drop: +50)
> Gene Tonic: Dude gives Eyes for Miles (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> steampunk potion gives Haunted Stomach (Meat Drop: +50, Item Drop: +25)
> voodoo glowskull gives Polka Face (Item Drop: [5*min(L,11)], Meat Drop: [5*min(L,11)])
> pygmy adder oil gives Brocolate Brostidigitation (Mysticality Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25)
> flask of rainwater gives One Very Clear Eye (Item Drop: +100)
> candy cigarette gives Serendipi Tea (Item Drop: +25)
> Shrubble Bubble gives Disco Concentration (Item Drop: +20)
> batarang gives Eagle Eyes (Item Drop: +20)
> carton of gaspers gives Joyful Resolve (Item Drop: +15)
> child-sized dracula cloak gives Tremella Tremens (Item Drop: +40)
> cuppa Boo tea gives Wet and Greedy (Item Drop: +25)
> cuppa Proprie tea gives Celestial Vision (Item Drop: +30)
> cuppa Physicali tea gives Tingling Feeling (Meat Drop: +20, Item Drop: +10)
> bowl of Jeal-O gives Melancholy Burden (Item Drop: +60)
> patent alacrity tonic gives Always be Collecting (Item Drop: +50, Meat Drop: +100)
> diluted makeup gives Dancing Prowess (Item Drop: +15)
> sweetened reindeer fat gives Your Interest is Peaked (Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +10, Stench Resistance: +1)
> candy chalk gives I See Everything Thrice! (Item Drop: +33)
   > cold powder gives Heart of Pink (Muscle: +3, Mysticality: +3, Moxie: +3, Meat Drop: +20)
> cold nuggets gives Patent Avarice (Meat Drop: +50)
> handful of hand chalk gives Amorous Avarice (Meat Drop: [min(100,ceil(D/5)*25)])
> can of spinach gives Broberry Brotality (Muscle Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50)
> frostbite-flavored Hob-O gives Amorous Avarice (Meat Drop: [min(100,ceil(D/5)*25)])
> cranberry cordial gives Cravin' for a Ravin' (Meat Drop: +100)
> bazookafish bubble gum gives Make Meat FA$T! (Meat Drop: +20)
> skelelton spine gives The Rich Get Richer (Meat Drop: +50)
> the kindest cold cut gives Broberry Brotality (Muscle Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50)
> wind-up navigation droid gives Leisurely Amblin' (Meat Drop: +100)
> funny bone gives Sinuses For Miles (Meat Drop: +200)
> pygmy witchhazel gives Guts Feeling (Meat Drop: +50)
> button rouge gives Cravin' for a Ravin' (Meat Drop: +100)
> Iceberglar scarf gives How to Scam Tourists (Meat Drop: [300*zone(Dinseylandfill)])