cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 59 hit points take from closet: 1 Spooky Putty sheet You acquire an item: Spooky Putty sheet Preference rkelly changed from 1 to 0 familiar Frumious Bandersnatch (514 lbs) custom outfit dice mp mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22cuppa+Insani+tea%22 buy 1 cuppa Insani tea for 27900 each from shop #1386126 on 20190227 mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22lion+oil%22 mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22concoction+of+clumsiness%22 buy 1 concoction of clumsiness for 132 each from shop #352230 on 20190227 mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22ancient+medicinal+herbs%22 buy 1 ancient medicinal herbs for 369 each from shop #2426480 on 20190227 uneffect Polka of Plenty cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (15) use 1 cuppa Insani tea You acquire an effect: Insani Tea (30) use 1 concoction of clumsiness You acquire an effect: Clumsy (10) chew 1 ancient medicinal herbs You acquire an effect: Ancient Fortitude (50) Preference _alotted_snojo_bander_runs changed from to 91.2 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,035,133,088 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703211 to 97703213 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4184578 to 4226702 Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4163526 to 4226996 Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Sssshhsssssssshhhhh to the huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, invisible, yuletide, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, invisible, yuletide, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227043959 to 20190227044028 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 89 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _snojoParts changed from 10 to 11 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 7 to 8 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from to 1 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 89 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, invisible, yuletide, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, restless, drunk, askew, haunted, narcissistic, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the phase-shifting, restless, drunk, askew, haunted, narcissistic, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044028 to 20190227044035 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 75 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 8 to 9 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 1 to 2 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 75 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, restless, drunk, askew, haunted, narcissistic, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the phase-shifting, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, turgid, electrified, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the phase-shifting, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, turgid, electrified, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044035 to 20190227044040 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 85 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point You gain 40 Meat. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 26,492,976 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 24,989,289 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 24,817,611 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 25,029,730 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 40 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 9 to 10 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 2 to 3 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,086,449,940 hit points cast 200 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You 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acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 Preference libramSummons changed from 2792 to 2992 cast 15 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 2992 to 3007 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, turgid, electrified, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the skinny, phase-shifting, jittery, tie-dyed, annoying, disguised, invisible, 1337, obscene X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the skinny, phase-shifting, jittery, tie-dyed, annoying, disguised, invisible, 1337, obscene X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044040 to 20190227044051 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 74 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 10 to 11 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 3 to 4 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 74 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703213 to 97703215 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4226702 to 4259699 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, phase-shifting, jittery, tie-dyed, annoying, disguised, invisible, 1337, obscene X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, left-handed, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, left-handed, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044051 to 20190227044101 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and salad salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 11 to 12 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Salad salad you up in salad salad, tosses salad onto his salad, salad salad salad, weaving salad salad salad salad. Salad salad "Yeeeeeah!" as salad salad becomes salad small salad, far salad salad. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 4 to 5 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 76 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, left-handed, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, twirling, restless, blurry, short, disguised, artisanal, 1337, American X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the cartwheeling, twirling, restless, blurry, short, disguised, artisanal, 1337, American X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044101 to 20190227044105 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 12 to 13 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 5 to 6 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 81 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, twirling, restless, blurry, short, disguised, artisanal, 1337, American X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the restless, tie-dyed, foul-mouthed, turgid, unstoppable, hilarious, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the restless, tie-dyed, foul-mouthed, turgid, unstoppable, hilarious, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044105 to 20190227044109 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 73 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Salad hums a snatch of Ode to Salad salad hiccoughs salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 13 to 14 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 6 to 7 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 73 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the restless, tie-dyed, foul-mouthed, turgid, unstoppable, hilarious, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, skinny, phase-shifting, blurry, hopping-mad, annoying, cowardly, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, skinny, phase-shifting, blurry, hopping-mad, annoying, cowardly, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044109 to 20190227044117 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 86 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 14 to 15 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 7 to 8 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 86 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703215 to 97703217 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4259699 to 4284901 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, skinny, phase-shifting, blurry, hopping-mad, annoying, cowardly, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, Australian, phase-shifting, shaky, ghostly, haunted, electrified, fratty, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, Australian, phase-shifting, shaky, ghostly, haunted, electrified, fratty, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044117 to 20190227044126 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 74 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 24,646,908 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 24,525,669 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 7 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 25,352,709 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 6 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 23,695,733 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 15 to 16 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 8 to 9 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,083,341,354 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4226996 to 4291307 cast 188 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire 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lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, phase-shifting, shaky, ghostly, haunted, electrified, fratty, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, left-handed, huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, drunk, annoying, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, left-handed, huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, drunk, annoying, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044126 to 20190227044137 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 97 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 16 to 17 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 9 to 10 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 97 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, left-handed, huge, cartwheeling, restless, solid gold, drunk, annoying, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, floating, filthy, invisible, American, fratty, clowning, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, floating, filthy, invisible, American, fratty, clowning, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044137 to 20190227044145 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 17 to 18 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 10 to 11 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 72 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703217 to 97703218 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4284901 to 4313138 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, floating, filthy, invisible, American, fratty, clowning, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, lazy, bouncing, askew, turgid, untouchable, wet, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, lazy, bouncing, askew, turgid, untouchable, wet, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044145 to 20190227044154 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 85 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 18 to 19 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 11 to 12 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 85 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, lazy, bouncing, askew, turgid, untouchable, wet, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the Australian, phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044154 to 20190227044158 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 19 to 20 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 12 to 13 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 79 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the blurry, short, lazy, bouncing, drunk, electrified, 1337, American, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the blurry, short, lazy, bouncing, drunk, electrified, 1337, American, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044158 to 20190227044203 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 4 hit points You gain 71 Meat. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 8 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 71 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 20 to 21 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 13 to 14 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,342 hit points cast 168 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 Preference libramSummons changed from 3195 to 3363 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the blurry, short, lazy, bouncing, drunk, electrified, 1337, American, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, jittery, blurry, haunted, electrified, invisible, fratty, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, jittery, blurry, haunted, electrified, invisible, fratty, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044203 to 20190227044212 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 25,127,548 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 6 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 23,007,116 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 26,088,823 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,165,158 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 74 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 21 to 22 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 14 to 15 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,083,508,981 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703218 to 97703235 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4313138 to 4341382 cast 153 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 Preference libramSummons changed from 3363 to 3516 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, jittery, blurry, haunted, electrified, invisible, fratty, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', askew, electrified, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', askew, electrified, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044212 to 20190227044227 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 70 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 8 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 8 hit points You gain 77 Meat. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 77 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 22 to 23 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 15 to 16 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,330 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4291307 to 4352524 cast 141 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 Preference libramSummons changed from 3516 to 3657 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', askew, electrified, clowning, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, phase-shifting, blurry, askew, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, phase-shifting, blurry, askew, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044227 to 20190227044238 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Ode salad Salad and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 23 to 24 Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 7 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 3 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Salad snatches salad salad salad salad jaws, tosses you salad his salad, and flooms salad, salad slightly and salad salad. Salad shout Salad as the salad becomes salad salad salad, far salad you. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 16 to 17 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,332 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4341382 to 4366357 cast 130 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 Preference libramSummons changed from 3657 to 3787 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, phase-shifting, blurry, askew, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, hilarious, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, lazy, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the Australian, lazy, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044238 to 20190227044251 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 24 to 25 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 17 to 18 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 72 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, lazy, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, twirling, lazy, invisible, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, twirling, lazy, invisible, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044251 to 20190227044256 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 88 hit points Round 1: Salad Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Ode to Booze and salad salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 25 to 26 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Salad Salad snatches salad up in salad jaws, tosses you onto salad back, and flooms salad, weaving salad and salad fire. Salad salad Salad as salad combat becomes a small salad, salad salad salad. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 18 to 19 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 88 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, twirling, lazy, invisible, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, jittery, haunted, electrified, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, hot, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the left-handed, jittery, haunted, electrified, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, hot, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044256 to 20190227044300 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 84 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 5 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 25,024,721 hit points Round 2: You lose 25,601,155 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 5 hit points Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 24,145,194 hit points Round 3: You lose 25,370,820 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 7 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 26,081,943 hit points Round 4: You lose 24,086,899 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 4 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 25,036,250 hit points Round 5: You lose 24,738,099 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 26 to 27 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 19 to 20 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,185,205,439 hit points cast 122 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 Preference libramSummons changed from 3787 to 3909 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, jittery, haunted, electrified, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, hot, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the blurry, floating, broke, drunk, haunted, electrified, artisanal, cloud-based, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the blurry, floating, broke, drunk, haunted, electrified, artisanal, cloud-based, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044300 to 20190227044309 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 6 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 22,542,633 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 4 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 24,266,227 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 4 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 23,649,867 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 8 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,828,878 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 27 to 28 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 20 to 21 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,080,407,953 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4366357 to 4397801 cast 115 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 Preference libramSummons changed from 3909 to 4024 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the blurry, floating, broke, drunk, haunted, electrified, artisanal, cloud-based, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, huge, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, 1337, fratty, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the left-handed, huge, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, 1337, fratty, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044309 to 20190227044322 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 90 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 8 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 8 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 7 hit points Round 5: Contraband Femur Sushi's bells jingle merrily. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 28 to 29 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 21 to 22 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,359 hit points cast 109 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 Preference libramSummons changed from 4024 to 4133 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, huge, electrified, pixellated, artisanal, 1337, fratty, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the twirling, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, annoying, narcissistic, fratty, stingy, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the twirling, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, annoying, narcissistic, fratty, stingy, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044322 to 20190227044331 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 84 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 29 to 30 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 22 to 23 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 84 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4352524 to 4415744 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the twirling, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, annoying, narcissistic, fratty, stingy, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, blurry, tie-dyed, broke, solid gold, haunted, electrified, yuletide, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, blurry, tie-dyed, broke, solid gold, haunted, electrified, yuletide, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044331 to 20190227044337 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 74 hit points Round 1: Salad Femur Salad salad a snatch of Ode to Salad and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 30 to 31 Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 8 hit points You gain 43 Meat. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 24,788,899 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 7 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 23,819,935 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 8 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 23,411,146 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 8 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 25,868,853 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! You lose 43 Meat. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 23 to 24 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,083,009,186 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4397801 to 4425491 cast 103 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 Preference libramSummons changed from 4133 to 4236 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, blurry, tie-dyed, broke, solid gold, haunted, electrified, yuletide, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shaky, lazy, broke, drunk, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, American, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shaky, lazy, broke, drunk, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, American, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044337 to 20190227044350 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 75 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 31 to 32 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 24 to 25 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 75 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shaky, lazy, broke, drunk, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, American, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the bouncing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible, yuletide, fratty, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the bouncing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible, yuletide, fratty, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044350 to 20190227044354 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 83 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 32 to 33 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 25 to 26 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the bouncing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible, yuletide, fratty, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the restless, floating, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, disguised, cloud-based, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the restless, floating, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, disguised, cloud-based, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044354 to 20190227044358 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 80 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 33 to 34 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 26 to 27 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 80 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the restless, floating, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, disguised, cloud-based, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, left-handed, huge, dancin', blurry, haunted, artisanal, yuletide, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, left-handed, huge, dancin', blurry, haunted, artisanal, yuletide, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044358 to 20190227044403 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 74 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 34 to 35 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 27 to 28 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 74 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4425491 to 4450917 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, left-handed, huge, dancin', blurry, haunted, artisanal, yuletide, wet X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, tie-dyed, bouncing, broke, solid gold, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, tie-dyed, bouncing, broke, solid gold, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044403 to 20190227044412 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 35 to 36 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 28 to 29 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 76 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, tie-dyed, bouncing, broke, solid gold, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, jittery, lazy, turgid, disguised, artisanal, stingy, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, jittery, lazy, turgid, disguised, artisanal, stingy, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044412 to 20190227044416 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 69 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 36 to 37 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 29 to 30 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 69 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, jittery, lazy, turgid, disguised, artisanal, stingy, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, blurry, ghostly, short, floating, bouncing, quacking, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, blurry, ghostly, short, floating, bouncing, quacking, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044416 to 20190227044420 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 37 to 38 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 30 to 31 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 81 hit points Preference message_index changed from 18218 to 18219 > 369 players logged in at 4464170 on 20190227 Preference _last_online_check changed from 4162420 to 4464187 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, blurry, ghostly, short, floating, bouncing, quacking, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, cartwheeling, restless, lazy, filthy, turgid, untouchable, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, cartwheeling, restless, lazy, filthy, turgid, untouchable, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044420 to 20190227044425 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 85 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 38 to 39 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 31 to 32 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 85 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, cartwheeling, restless, lazy, filthy, turgid, untouchable, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, cartwheeling, jittery, foul-mouthed, disguised, wet, cloud-based, stingy, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, cartwheeling, jittery, foul-mouthed, disguised, wet, cloud-based, stingy, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044425 to 20190227044429 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 39 to 40 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 32 to 33 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 76 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4450917 to 4477388 Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4415744 to 4477676 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, cartwheeling, jittery, foul-mouthed, disguised, wet, cloud-based, stingy, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', jittery, restless, short, electrified, untouchable, cowardly, stingy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the dancin', jittery, restless, short, electrified, untouchable, cowardly, stingy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044429 to 20190227044439 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! You gain 44 Meat. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 6 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 44 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 40 to 41 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 33 to 34 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,329 hit points cast 98 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 Preference libramSummons changed from 4236 to 4334 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', jittery, restless, short, electrified, untouchable, cowardly, stingy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, tie-dyed, pixellated, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, tie-dyed, pixellated, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044439 to 20190227044447 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 77 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 41 to 42 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 34 to 35 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 77 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, tie-dyed, pixellated, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the shy, Australian, huge, short, hopping-mad, solid gold, haunted, invisible, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the shy, Australian, huge, short, hopping-mad, solid gold, haunted, invisible, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044447 to 20190227044451 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 82 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 42 to 43 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 35 to 36 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 82 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, Australian, huge, short, hopping-mad, solid gold, haunted, invisible, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, Australian, huge, blurry, electrified, hilarious, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, Australian, huge, blurry, electrified, hilarious, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044451 to 20190227044456 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 75 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a salad of Ode to Booze salad hiccoughs salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 43 to 44 Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 7 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 5 hit points You gain 79 Meat. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 6 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 4 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Salad Salad Salad salad salad up in salad jaws, salad you salad salad salad, and flooms salad, weaving slightly salad hiccelping fire. Salad shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the salad salad a small dot, salad below you. You lose 79 Meat. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 36 to 37 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,341 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4477388 to 4504386 cast 94 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 4334 to 4428 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, huge, blurry, electrified, hilarious, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, tiny, throbbing, floating, quacking, untouchable, wet, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, tiny, throbbing, floating, quacking, untouchable, wet, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044456 to 20190227044509 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 69 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 44 to 45 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 37 to 38 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 69 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, tiny, throbbing, floating, quacking, untouchable, wet, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, blurry, ghostly, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, artisanal, American, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the Australian, blurry, ghostly, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, artisanal, American, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044509 to 20190227044513 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 45 to 46 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 38 to 39 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 79 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, blurry, ghostly, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, artisanal, American, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, annoying X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, annoying X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044513 to 20190227044517 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 46 to 47 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 39 to 40 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,324 hit points cast 90 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 4428 to 4518 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, annoying X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the blurry, ghostly, drunk, askew, untouchable, disguised, unstoppable, cloud-based, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the blurry, ghostly, drunk, askew, untouchable, disguised, unstoppable, cloud-based, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044517 to 20190227044525 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 71 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 47 to 48 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 40 to 41 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 71 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4504386 to 4533897 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the blurry, ghostly, drunk, askew, untouchable, disguised, unstoppable, cloud-based, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', bouncing, turgid, disguised, artisanal, invisible, cowardly, cloud-based, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the dancin', bouncing, turgid, disguised, artisanal, invisible, cowardly, cloud-based, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044525 to 20190227044535 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 48 to 49 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 41 to 42 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4477676 to 4539178 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', bouncing, turgid, disguised, artisanal, invisible, cowardly, cloud-based, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, throbbing, ghostly, bouncing, filthy, askew, untouchable, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, throbbing, ghostly, bouncing, filthy, askew, untouchable, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044535 to 20190227044540 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 49 to 50 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 42 to 43 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 81 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, throbbing, ghostly, bouncing, filthy, askew, untouchable, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, jittery, tie-dyed, filthy, turgid, electrified, annoying, disguised, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, jittery, tie-dyed, filthy, turgid, electrified, annoying, disguised, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044540 to 20190227044544 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. You gain 76 Meat. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 23,740,242 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 6 hit points Round 3: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 23,310,295 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 24,029,184 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,267,467 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 76 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 50 to 51 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 43 to 44 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,080,467,514 hit points cast 87 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 Preference libramSummons changed from 4518 to 4605 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, jittery, tie-dyed, filthy, turgid, electrified, annoying, disguised, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, hopping-mad, broke, solid gold, electrified, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the skinny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, hopping-mad, broke, solid gold, electrified, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044544 to 20190227044553 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 51 to 52 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 44 to 45 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,327 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703235 to 97703240 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4533897 to 4562257 cast 84 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 Preference libramSummons changed from 4605 to 4689 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, hopping-mad, broke, solid gold, electrified, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, throbbing, solid gold, quacking, pixellated, wet, hilarious, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, throbbing, solid gold, quacking, pixellated, wet, hilarious, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044553 to 20190227044606 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 84 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Salad salad Salad salad salad loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 52 to 53 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 45 to 46 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 84 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, throbbing, solid gold, quacking, pixellated, wet, hilarious, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, jittery, shaky, hopping-mad, floating, bouncing, askew, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, jittery, shaky, hopping-mad, floating, bouncing, askew, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044606 to 20190227044611 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 84 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 53 to 54 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 46 to 47 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 84 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, jittery, shaky, hopping-mad, floating, bouncing, askew, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, quacking, foul-mouthed, turgid, electrified, narcissistic, hilarious, fratty, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the skinny, quacking, foul-mouthed, turgid, electrified, narcissistic, hilarious, fratty, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044611 to 20190227044615 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 80 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 54 to 55 Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 5 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 25,681,810 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 5 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 26,863,749 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 26,041,147 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 5 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,883,482 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 47 to 48 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,088,590,533 hit points cast 81 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 4689 to 4770 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, quacking, foul-mouthed, turgid, electrified, narcissistic, hilarious, fratty, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, phase-shifting, bouncing, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, hot, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, phase-shifting, bouncing, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, hot, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044615 to 20190227044623 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 77 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 55 to 56 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 48 to 49 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 77 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703240 to 97703241 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4562257 to 4590694 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, phase-shifting, bouncing, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, hot, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, twirling, blurry, tie-dyed, bouncing, haunted, obscene, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, twirling, blurry, tie-dyed, bouncing, haunted, obscene, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044623 to 20190227044632 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 56 to 57 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 49 to 50 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 76 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, twirling, blurry, tie-dyed, bouncing, haunted, obscene, frozen, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the throbbing, jittery, broke, askew, turgid, disguised, 1337, frozen, spooky X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the throbbing, jittery, broke, askew, turgid, disguised, 1337, frozen, spooky X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044632 to 20190227044636 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 57 to 58 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 50 to 51 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 78 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4539178 to 4600314 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the throbbing, jittery, broke, askew, turgid, disguised, 1337, frozen, spooky X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', throbbing, jittery, annoying, disguised, stingy, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', throbbing, jittery, annoying, disguised, stingy, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044636 to 20190227044641 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 58 to 59 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 51 to 52 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 79 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', throbbing, jittery, annoying, disguised, stingy, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, cartwheeling, blurry, electrified, annoying, pixellated, unstoppable, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the skinny, cartwheeling, blurry, electrified, annoying, pixellated, unstoppable, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044641 to 20190227044646 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 82 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 7 hit points Round 3: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 59 to 60 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 52 to 53 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,333 hit points cast 78 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 Preference libramSummons changed from 4770 to 4848 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, cartwheeling, blurry, electrified, annoying, pixellated, unstoppable, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, yuletide, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, yuletide, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044646 to 20190227044654 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 60 to 61 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 53 to 54 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703241 to 97703244 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4590694 to 4622138 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, left-handed, cartwheeling, foul-mouthed, askew, narcissistic, yuletide, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, unstoppable, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, unstoppable, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044654 to 20190227044703 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 61 to 62 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 54 to 55 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 78 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, phase-shifting, dancin', lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, unstoppable, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the lazy, filthy, askew, narcissistic, disguised, wet, fratty, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the lazy, filthy, askew, narcissistic, disguised, wet, fratty, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044703 to 20190227044708 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 62 to 63 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 55 to 56 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the lazy, filthy, askew, narcissistic, disguised, wet, fratty, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', jittery, short, foul-mouthed, hot, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', jittery, short, foul-mouthed, hot, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044708 to 20190227044715 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 63 to 64 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 56 to 57 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 72 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', jittery, short, foul-mouthed, hot, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, twirling, blurry, drunk, foul-mouthed, untouchable, narcissistic, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the Australian, twirling, blurry, drunk, foul-mouthed, untouchable, narcissistic, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044715 to 20190227044723 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 80 hit points Round 1: Contraband Salad Salad hums a snatch salad Salad to Salad and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 64 to 65 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Salad Salad Salad snatches you salad salad salad jaws, tosses salad salad salad back, salad flooms salad, salad slightly and hiccelping salad. Salad salad "Yeeeeeah!" as the salad becomes a small salad, salad salad you. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 57 to 58 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 80 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703244 to 97703248 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4622138 to 4650648 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, twirling, blurry, drunk, foul-mouthed, untouchable, narcissistic, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, Australian, dancin', shaky, short, lazy, artisanal, American, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, Australian, dancin', shaky, short, lazy, artisanal, American, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044723 to 20190227044731 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 65 to 66 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 58 to 59 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 72 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, dancin', shaky, short, lazy, artisanal, American, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, short, solid gold, electrified, disguised, hot, stingy, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, short, solid gold, electrified, disguised, hot, stingy, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044731 to 20190227044736 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 86 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 24,437,770 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 24,622,498 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 8 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 25,364,974 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! You gain 74 Meat. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,730,827 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 74 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 66 to 67 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 59 to 60 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,084,276,411 hit points cast 76 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 4848 to 4924 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, short, solid gold, electrified, disguised, hot, stingy, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, huge, short, lazy, floating, broke, askew, unstoppable, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, huge, short, lazy, floating, broke, askew, unstoppable, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044736 to 20190227044744 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 85 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 67 to 68 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 60 to 61 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 85 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4600314 to 4668065 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, huge, short, lazy, floating, broke, askew, unstoppable, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the broke, askew, haunted, disguised, hot, American, cloud-based, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the broke, askew, haunted, disguised, hot, American, cloud-based, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044744 to 20190227044749 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 86 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 68 to 69 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 61 to 62 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 86 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4650648 to 4677615 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the broke, askew, haunted, disguised, hot, American, cloud-based, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, restless, ghostly, floating, electrified, untouchable, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, restless, ghostly, floating, electrified, untouchable, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044749 to 20190227044758 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 2 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 69 to 70 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 62 to 63 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,324 hit points cast 73 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 Preference libramSummons changed from 4924 to 4997 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, restless, ghostly, floating, electrified, untouchable, fratty, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, restless, short, solid gold, haunted, electrified, disguised, cloud-based, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, restless, short, solid gold, haunted, electrified, disguised, cloud-based, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044758 to 20190227044806 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 77 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 3 hit points You gain 75 Meat. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 23,398,938 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 25,572,476 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 22,988,559 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 6 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 22,661,724 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 75 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 70 to 71 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 63 to 64 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,079,742,032 hit points cast 71 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 4997 to 5068 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, restless, short, solid gold, haunted, electrified, disguised, cloud-based, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, twirling, restless, bouncing, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, wet, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, twirling, restless, bouncing, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, wet, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044806 to 20190227044814 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 82 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 71 to 72 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 64 to 65 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 82 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, twirling, restless, bouncing, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, wet, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044814 to 20190227044818 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 72 to 73 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 65 to 66 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 78 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4677615 to 4706035 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, throbbing, floating, foul-mouthed, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shaky, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, broke, drunk, filthy, annoying, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shaky, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, broke, drunk, filthy, annoying, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044818 to 20190227044827 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 80 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 73 to 74 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 66 to 67 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 80 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shaky, restless, hopping-mad, bouncing, broke, drunk, filthy, annoying, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, haunted, pixellated, fratty, stingy, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, haunted, pixellated, fratty, stingy, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044827 to 20190227044831 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 83 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 74 to 75 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 67 to 68 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, haunted, pixellated, fratty, stingy, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, phase-shifting, dancin', ghostly, broke, askew, fratty, cloned, stinky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, phase-shifting, dancin', ghostly, broke, askew, fratty, cloned, stinky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044831 to 20190227044836 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 75 to 76 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 68 to 69 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, phase-shifting, dancin', ghostly, broke, askew, fratty, cloned, stinky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, twirling, restless, drunk, electrified, American, cowardly, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the huge, twirling, restless, drunk, electrified, American, cowardly, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044836 to 20190227044840 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 2 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 7 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! You gain 77 Meat. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 77 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 76 to 77 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 69 to 70 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 985,120,334 hit points cast 69 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 Preference libramSummons changed from 5068 to 5137 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, twirling, restless, drunk, electrified, American, cowardly, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, Australian, bouncing, solid gold, disguised, pixellated, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, Australian, bouncing, solid gold, disguised, pixellated, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044840 to 20190227044847 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 77 to 78 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 70 to 71 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4706035 to 4735703 Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4668065 to 4736000 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, Australian, bouncing, solid gold, disguised, pixellated, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, dancin', twirling, bouncing, drunk, annoying, generous, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, dancin', twirling, bouncing, drunk, annoying, generous, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044847 to 20190227044857 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 92 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 78 to 79 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 71 to 72 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 92 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, dancin', twirling, bouncing, drunk, annoying, generous, cloned, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, twirling, bouncing, drunk, askew, invisible, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, twirling, bouncing, drunk, askew, invisible, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044857 to 20190227044901 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 83 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 79 to 80 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 72 to 73 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, twirling, bouncing, drunk, askew, invisible, yuletide, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, shaky, short, broke, foul-mouthed, haunted, pixellated, artisanal, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, shaky, short, broke, foul-mouthed, haunted, pixellated, artisanal, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044901 to 20190227044905 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 83 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 80 to 81 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 73 to 74 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, shaky, short, broke, foul-mouthed, haunted, pixellated, artisanal, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, blurry, ghostly, quacking, wet, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, blurry, ghostly, quacking, wet, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044905 to 20190227044910 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a salad of Ode salad Salad and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 81 to 82 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi salad you salad salad his jaws, tosses you salad salad salad, salad salad salad, weaving salad salad hiccelping salad. Salad shout "Yeeeeeah!" as salad salad salad salad salad salad, far below you. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 74 to 75 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 79 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, blurry, ghostly, quacking, wet, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, restless, blurry, askew, haunted, electrified, disguised, 1337, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the tiny, restless, blurry, askew, haunted, electrified, disguised, 1337, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044910 to 20190227044914 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 25,996,945 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 23,960,457 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 4 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 25,033,529 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 4 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 26,266,789 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 82 to 83 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 75 to 76 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,086,378,055 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4735703 to 4762677 cast 67 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 Preference libramSummons changed from 5137 to 5204 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, restless, blurry, askew, haunted, electrified, disguised, 1337, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the left-handed, twirling, restless, tie-dyed, solid gold, narcissistic, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, twirling, restless, tie-dyed, solid gold, narcissistic, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044914 to 20190227044926 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 87 hit points Round 1: Salad Femur Sushi salad a salad of Salad salad Salad and salad salad. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 83 to 84 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 76 to 77 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 87 hit points Preference message_index changed from 18219 to 18220 > 373 players logged in at 4769848 on 20190227 Preference _last_online_check changed from 4464187 to 4769869 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, twirling, restless, tie-dyed, solid gold, narcissistic, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, jittery, foul-mouthed, askew, haunted, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, jittery, foul-mouthed, askew, haunted, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044926 to 20190227044931 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 77 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 84 to 85 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 77 to 78 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 77 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, jittery, foul-mouthed, askew, haunted, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, blurry, short, hopping-mad, broke, annoying, invisible, unstoppable, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the phase-shifting, blurry, short, hopping-mad, broke, annoying, invisible, unstoppable, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044931 to 20190227044935 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 81 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 85 to 86 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 78 to 79 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 81 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, blurry, short, hopping-mad, broke, annoying, invisible, unstoppable, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', jittery, ghostly, bouncing, quacking, foul-mouthed, electrified, narcissistic, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the dancin', jittery, ghostly, bouncing, quacking, foul-mouthed, electrified, narcissistic, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044935 to 20190227044940 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 76 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 23,204,477 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 25,509,803 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 6 hit points Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 26,030,674 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 5 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,283,339 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 86 to 87 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 79 to 80 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,084,148,633 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703248 to 97703249 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4762677 to 4788246 cast 66 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 Preference libramSummons changed from 5204 to 5270 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', jittery, ghostly, bouncing, quacking, foul-mouthed, electrified, narcissistic, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, dancin', throbbing, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the Australian, dancin', throbbing, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044940 to 20190227044953 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 74 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 87 to 88 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 80 to 81 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 74 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, dancin', throbbing, tie-dyed, solid gold, askew, untouchable, narcissistic, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, skinny, shaky, askew, haunted, electrified, annoying, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, skinny, shaky, askew, haunted, electrified, annoying, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044953 to 20190227044957 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 79 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 24,226,722 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 5 hit points Round 3: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 23,587,334 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 24,627,018 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 4 hit points Round 5: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces. You gain 46 Meat. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 24,399,880 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 46 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 88 to 89 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 81 to 82 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,081,961,290 hit points Preference _last_graffiti_check changed from 4736000 to 4804930 cast 64 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 Preference libramSummons changed from 5270 to 5334 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, skinny, shaky, askew, haunted, electrified, annoying, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, huge, dancin', broke, solid gold, turgid, haunted, 1337, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the tiny, huge, dancin', broke, solid gold, turgid, haunted, 1337, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227044957 to 20190227045009 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 72 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 89 to 90 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 82 to 83 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 72 hit points Preference last_bet_ID changed from 97703249 to 97703252 Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4788246 to 4817027 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, huge, dancin', broke, solid gold, turgid, haunted, 1337, cowardly X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, huge, throbbing, tie-dyed, narcissistic, cloud-based, generous, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, huge, throbbing, tie-dyed, narcissistic, cloud-based, generous, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045009 to 20190227045018 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 90 to 91 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 83 to 84 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 78 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, huge, throbbing, tie-dyed, narcissistic, cloud-based, generous, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, skinny, phase-shifting, foul-mouthed, electrified, pixellated, yuletide, generous, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the shy, skinny, phase-shifting, foul-mouthed, electrified, pixellated, yuletide, generous, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045018 to 20190227045025 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 77 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro! Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 2: You lose 2 hit points Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: You lose 24,680,441 hit points Round 2: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 2: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 3: You lose 5 hit points You gain 58 Meat. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: You lose 25,244,571 hit points Round 3: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 3: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: You lose 25,075,339 hit points Round 4: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 4: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks! Round 5: You lose 7 hit points Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: You lose 26,108,482 hit points Round 5: You lose 246,280,057 hit points Round 5: You gain 246,280,057 Muscularity Points Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. You lose 58 Meat. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 91 to 92 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 84 to 85 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,086,229,172 hit points cast 63 Summon Dice You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d8 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d6 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d10 You acquire an item: d4 You acquire an item: d12 You acquire an item: d20 Preference libramSummons changed from 5334 to 5397 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, skinny, phase-shifting, foul-mouthed, electrified, pixellated, yuletide, generous, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', drunk, haunted, disguised, invisible, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', drunk, haunted, disguised, invisible, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045025 to 20190227045033 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 91 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 92 to 93 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 85 to 86 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 91 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, Australian, cartwheeling, dancin', drunk, haunted, disguised, invisible, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, short, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, short, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045033 to 20190227045037 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 80 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 93 to 94 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 86 to 87 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 80 hit points Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4817027 to 4845152 [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, left-handed, cartwheeling, short, hopping-mad, haunted, annoying, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, huge, throbbing, ghostly, turgid, narcissistic, unstoppable, yuletide, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the Australian, huge, throbbing, ghostly, turgid, narcissistic, unstoppable, yuletide, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045037 to 20190227045046 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 83 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 94 to 95 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 87 to 88 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, huge, throbbing, ghostly, turgid, narcissistic, unstoppable, yuletide, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the short, floating, bouncing, filthy, untouchable, artisanal, 1337, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Encounter: the short, floating, bouncing, filthy, untouchable, artisanal, 1337, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045046 to 20190227045050 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 78 hit points Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 95 to 96 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 88 to 89 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 78 hit points [6382] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from the short, floating, bouncing, filthy, untouchable, artisanal, 1337, cloud-based, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the cartwheeling, lazy, turgid, artisanal, invisible, hilarious, cloned, obscene, stinky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the cartwheeling, lazy, turgid, artisanal, invisible, hilarious, cloned, obscene, stinky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190227045050 to 20190227045054 Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 85 hit points Round 1: Contraband Salad Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Salad and hiccoughs loudly. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 96 to 97 Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN! Round 2: Salad Femur Salad snatches you salad in salad jaws, salad you onto salad salad, salad salad away, salad slightly salad salad fire. Salad shout Salad as salad salad becomes salad salad dot, far salad you. This combat did not cost a turn Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 89 to 90 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 85 hit points Preference _did_dice_with_no_issues changed from to ebgrgwrg uneffect Ode to Booze cast 1 The Polka of Plenty You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (15) uneffect Insani Tea uneffect Clumsy familiar Stooper (472 lbs)
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