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There is a country in the Balkans that has borderlines within itself. Where the most beautiful women are, but birthrate is declining. Where the unemployed work the hardest, where people living on the most fertile land are the hungriest. Where trains are delayed by timetable. Where everyone plays soccer, but they win in water polo, basketball, handball or volleyball. Where everyone is in a rush to get to work, but nobody makes it on time. Where 9-5 work days last 12 hours. Where healthcare is free, but treatments are expensive. Where press is free to publish whatever it's been ordered to. 
 Where world economic crisis has a citizenship. Where procurements are secret, and government secrets public. Where wars never end. Where the history repeats itself every day. Where the wealthiest haven't worked a single day. Where foreign currencies are considered domestic. Where people praise the saints, but curse God. Where smart ones, due to lack of understanding, are considered insane, while insane e are considered fully capable. Where illiterates write history books. Where laws are unlawful, and anarchy a natural order. Where government hates citizens and considers them unwanted witnesses. 
 Where people live off of future, because they have no right to the present. Where people smile at each other,  while their thoughts are quite the opposite. Where court cases last longer then a lifetime. Where floods are the only way of irrigation. Where everyone wants a dictator, while democracy is considered phantom of a fools' mind. Where everyone thinks country will make more progress if it makes more egress. Where you are not normal if you don't go insane. Where you live just to die. Where time is endless, and stupidity immortal.