>>> Tune of Billy Joel's "Allentown" <<< >>> FLYING OFF TO KABE <<< Well, I'm flying off to Allentown 'Cause I need someplace to put my plane down Got my Embraer one seven five Cabin is full, airspeed's alive Climbing out now at one fifty one knots Then a right turn to cross waypoint SSOXS Climbing up to level two six oh Going there fast, no time for slow And I'm flying off to Allentown But the tow'r controller cannot be found And we're facing quite a long dela-a-a-a-ay... Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh... Well I'm cruising on to Allentown I'm at altitude and westward bound Gonna make this trip at near top speed A little direct's just what I need So my flight was going on just fine Until New York Center went offline So I switched off to advisory And then to descend, the choice was on me And I'm cruising on to Allentown But the copilot's a bit of a clown And he's taken the controls awa-a-a-a-ay... Hey, hey... Every flight has a pretty good shot To get at least as far as Orville Wright got But something happened on the way to that place They threw a notice to airmen in our fa-a-a-ace... Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh... Well I've landed here in Allentown And I did it without going around 'Cause there was no second chance toda-a-a-ay... Hey, hey... *instrumental* Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh... And we're facing quite a long dela-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay, And we're signing off at Allentown.
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