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Brad Dahlia: Brad like Carlin too 49 minutes ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad think Cosby is master raconteur. 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: ...he's got you all running scared shitless. And it is HILARIOUS to watch from the sidelines. 1 hours ago.
Robert Lucas: Christopher Titus is hilarious. But not as hilarious as Schoony's terrordazing people. I think the Dahlia wins the trolling war this time guys. For all your walls and 10+ people... 1 hours ago.
7thsealord: Brad, given that you are all about breaking IN to Clover, why do I need to come outside? 1 hours ago.
darksonja: Yeah, Brad matey, we've SEEN your idea of "making friends". Time and time again. 1 hours ago.
Hellwulf: George Carlin. 2 hours ago.
Schoony: Does Brad have suggestion for comedian name? Or should Schoony go with one of the greatest comedians of all time, Bill Cosby as his next stab at it? 3 hours ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: But gauihuia, you actually are beink ze evil. 3 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Don Rickles is good but brad hear he steal material 4 hours ago.
CyAdora: Thank you all very much, quite enlightening. 4 hours ago.
gauihu: I mean your argument is basically, "You were a tyrant, somehow! That makes you evil! Now I'm a Tyrant! That makes me relaxed and tolerant!" 5 hours ago.
gauihu: ...like I said - you're a hypocrite, and a coward, and you've basically destroyed Claystrand. 5 hours ago.
gauihu: So you've driven away half the residents, renamed the town after yourself and declared yourself Tyrant. 5 hours ago.
Ivar The Boneless: will be the relaxed, tølerant, and encøuraging sort of leadership the tøwn used tø have beføre you shøwed up. 5 hours ago.
Ivar The Boneless: gauihu, nøt ønly is Hank nøt 'my pet', but I have nøt revived him nør alløwed him in Bonestrand since I tøøk stewardship øf the tøwn. As før renaming it, that is merely a persønal tøuch. My leadership 5 hours ago.
Schoony: Brad prefer Don Rickles? 6 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad say if you like bland observaitonal comedy with no real soul. 7 hours ago.
Schoony: Perhaps I'll change my name to Jerry Sienfeld. 7 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad have no problem Brad just think Schoony funny. 7 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Berserkas always Brads freind! 7 hours ago.
Schoony: If Brad have problem. Brad go bother someone else. 7 hours ago.
Schoony: OUr options is a reversible alternative that allows us to meet our members without them pillaging our stockpiles or changinging the politics of our group without a...screening...process so to speak. 7 hours ago.
Schoony: Brad, it's a funny world where "dazing" is the extent of the damage you can do to an individual. 7 hours ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: I zink it iz amusing how "Ted ze Badass" iz pazetically beggink for free weapons. What a "badass". Stoopid Amereekeen, wrestle bear and moose to death wiz honor, you beggink ingrate! 9 hours ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: hehe, Hank log in and zee iz beink like Ruzzian zoap opera! Except wiz less bears. And vodka. Where iz ze vodka, Hank iz gettink zirsty. 9 hours ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: Brad, can I be your friend? 9 hours ago.
Ted the Badass: Do they have free weapons? 9 hours ago.
Aichon [dazed]: Schoony, to respond quickly: will do, but it'll be another 34 hours before I can walk, so you'll have to excuse my late arrival. 9 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad just want nice people come live there and make nice life. 10 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad say All shintolin if you want to be brads freind come to St. Dahlia and Join up. 10 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: So who want to be Brad's Friend? 10 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: you be nice to brad then you freind and Brad not daze you. You daze Brad or freind of Brad then Brad daze back. 10 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad say Castle Clover parinoid and dazing people to make friends. Brad make new deal 10 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Wow Brad like Schoony's gig. All are welcome but we will daze you untill you prove your friendly. Brad need to adopt that idea. 10 hours ago.
Schoony: I can't offer more than I have. It costs AP to cross our gatehouse as a non-member, period. You can make your case one the inside if you wish. 10 hours ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: Le gasp! Oh no! The horror! 10 hours ago.
MASSCAT: he could find me at any moment! 11 hours ago.
MASSCAT: But they'll find me there! Someone found me in the cottage there and killed the Mos Eisley guys and saw me and said "i'll be back for you later" and then he left and I think he had tracking so he coul 11 hours ago.
Schoony: For those that wish to help defend Castle Clover, but not spend the AP to cross the walls, we do have a cottage as our "outer gate". You can refuge there, without the protection of the walls. 11 hours ago.
Schoony: As gaihu noted, there is a sudden spike in violent activity, and, well, we're a castle...If you show yourself to be a friend, then Castle Clover is as safe as we can make it. 11 hours ago.
Schoony: Calm down. I'll talk with anyone, but we are going to talk on Castle Clover's terms. I couldn't open the gates even in peacetime if I wanted to, so the AP thing is a given. 11 hours ago.
gauihu: There seems to be a sudden spike in suspiciously new characters and suspiciously destructive activities. 11 hours ago.
MASSCAT: what the hell is this even. I just want somewhere safe to stay! Please? 11 hours ago.
MASSCAT: Oh my god, what the hell is going on? First Fort Valour gets attacked, then I ask to join Mos Eisley and they all get attacked and now Castle Clover is being attacked and I don't even know what the he 11 hours ago.
Schoony: To the residents of Mos Eisley, I know many of you. You are welcome here. Hellwulf, you can vouch for anyone I haven't met yet. 11 hours ago.
Schoony: Castle Clover will help those that are willing to help us and the people of Shintolin, but we do want to get to know you before admittance. 11 hours ago.
Schoony: MASSCAT, be prepared to get dazed if you cross our walls. We connot stop you from corssing, but we can daze you. From there, you can discuss why you are here. 11 hours ago.
MASSCAT: Are you part of castle clover? How the hell do I get in?! The gatehouse is like a bajillion AP to walk into. 11 hours ago.
Major Hans von Dach: i thnik Cloover is open. we will ned all the asistance we can get 11 hours ago.
MASSCAT: Holy shit... the mos eisley guys just died as I asked them if I could join?! The hell is going on here?! Is castle clover open? 11 hours ago.
Ted the Badass: Any settlements that would give me nice weapon if I joined them >.> 11 hours ago.
gauihu: You better hope that the walls that I built will protect you... or that you can continue to hide. 11 hours ago.
gauihu: You yourself have already destroyed Claystrand. Instead you have "Bonestrand," and you proclaimed yourself Tyrant of it. It is obvious to all what a hypocrite you are. 11 hours ago.
gauihu: You can try to rewrite history and make up your own facts Ivar, but the truth is this - you are a liar, and that makes you a coward. 11 hours ago.
gauihu: Ivar, I didn't get angry until I was literally backstabbed by your pet Hank who, like you, then had to invent stories about what a tyrant I was to justify yourselves 11 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad think 7th sea lord talk big from inside his castle. Brad think it easy to talk big at home with friends around. Come out side Brad want to get a good look at you. 12 hours ago.
Ivar The Boneless: gauihu, yøu came tø Claystrand uninvited, declared yøurself leader, and gøt angry when peøple didn't gø aløng with yøur plans. Yøu wønder why peøple dazed yøu? 12 hours ago.
Schoony: Aichon, being friendly inside our walls can get you undazed, but until we know who you are...you understand the precaution... 12 hours ago.
gauihu: You say the "weak do not last here," but you're too weak to even own up to your own actions. 14 hours ago.
gauihu: You've turned the Reluctant Overseer into the "Tyrant," and you call ME a bully? 14 hours ago.
gauihu: I see you've renamed Claystrand, Ivar. 14 hours ago.
gauihu: Hank Sokolov joined Claystrand, immediately started attacking the settlement, dazed and revived and dazed me again 14 hours ago.
gauihu: Ivar, that's just not true. I dazed Hank BECAUSE HE DAZED ME. Which I guess you know and are just ignoring because lol, lies are fun. 14 hours ago.
Aichon [dazed]: Sorry, but I'm coming in. You guys are welcome to leave me dazed while we talk it out, and it'll take me a few days to cross the gatehouse while dazed anyway, which gives us time to sort this. 14 hours ago.
Aichon [dazed]: Schoony, I ran out of AP outside your gatehouse while coming your way to lend aid, got dazed by Brad (twice, in fact...he revived me so he could steal more frags), and now I'm told I can't enter? 14 hours ago.
Hellwulf: Vivianne Scarlette dazed one of our members, attacked another one, and damaged our longhouse. If she wants to talk about that I'm all ears. Otherwise, it seems very bullyish. 15 hours ago.
Ivar The Boneless: Øne bully is named "gauihu". He takes øver towns withøut cønsent øf their residents and dazes them when they øbject. 15 hours ago.
CyAdora: Can someone please share the names of the ones who are being bullies, and their alt names, Thanks. 17 hours ago.
Skinner [dazed]: That's new or I'm forgetting things. Probably the latter. 21 hours ago.
Skinner [dazed]: Hunh. Since when could you starve to death from full HP? 21 hours ago.
Schoony: Schoony apparently too dumb to be scared. Glad-ish that Brad happy at achievement. Schoony not want what Brad wants. 21 hours ago.
7thsealord: Methinks Brad has his headband on too tight again. 22 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: ... Brad happy Brad like when people scared best of all 22 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: But you be scared and keep Aichnon out. that make 22 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Schoony so dumb. Brad just say he have God's Glade Brad have the crow Brad is king. You no can do what Brad do. That why Brad king that why Brad have to tell dumb little man twice. 22 hours ago.
Schoony: If Brad crush all, Brad become King of nothing. Brad's plan have holes. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad can do only what gods dream. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad go to Valhalla and make it his Brad king of Shintolin. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad no need quest. Brad have Golden Glade 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: no need to mess with little boy Pee Lord. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad let Vivianne hit him al day Brad a man and can take it. Brad will come down and see you. Brad want to know how deep eyes really go! 23 hours ago.
Anthor: Brad, are you still on your quest to take over every settlement ? 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: Poor little Achinon sutck out in cold. Boo hoo ;_; Look even Brad have care bear tears. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: hahaBrad say good luck Aichnon! 23 hours ago.
Schoony: Castle Clover is not accepting new memberships at this time. We shall considering crossing the walls/gatehouse as hostile. 23 hours ago.
Schoony: Anyone from Caslte CLover is asked to return immediately to the inner walls.. 23 hours ago.
Brad Dahlia: You hunt Brad long ago Brad owe you death and Brad want your pretty frags. 1 days ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad will daze you Aichnon! Brad say shut your mouth. You no need say where Brad is going! 1 days ago.
BeeLord [dazed]: uhh...i havent said anything to you that im aware of... ever. heck, the last time i even saw you was weeks ago. 1 days ago.
Vivianne Scarlette: liar! That's not what you told me the other day! *pouts* 1 days ago.
BeeLord [dazed]: If by "let you attack me", you mean I didnt react because i haven't logged in all day, ok. But we don't "have something going on." 1 days ago.
Vivianne Scarlette: Deset Mouses you jerk! Whuy did you attack me? BeeLord and I have something going on you jerk! He lets me attack him and i accidentally hit the building 1 time 1 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: My Lord Ivar, what good am I to you if I am beink wounded and ztarvink? Aid me, please, it vill make for a much zhorter trip back. 1 days ago.
Aichon [dazed]: I just logged on to see that Brad left some choice words when he passed me on the road SE of St. Germaine. And he renamed it St. Dahlia, so he may have been heading south. Heads up, folks. 1 days ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad is close as god Shintolin have. The god's are dead but Brad still here. All must bow to Brad! 1 days ago.
Major Hans von Dach: waht serching water imma gya or wat 1 days ago.
Ted the Badass: Been fighting with my 100ap, gained more xp in wanderer than anything :P 1 days ago.
Anthor: Ted the Badass! 1 days ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: Hi Ted! 1 days ago.
Gossamer: Never heard of that settlement. Is it down south? 1 days ago.
Ted the Badass: Just joined, I hail from lightrising.com... 1 days ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: What I wonder is how they hacked into the god's glade settlement. It's unjoinable. 1 days ago.
AlexanderRM [dazed]: Janus Clarke, Brad Dahlia took it over and renamed it recently, along with several other settlements. 1 days ago.
Gossamer: They took over when I was out on my road building project. Since their intentions do not seem benevolent, and since I am a peaceful man, I left the settlement and have pledged to join foghaven. 2 days ago.
Janus Clarke: Dahlia of Light? Wasn't It Flower of light? I saw it on the join settlement drop down a week ago when making a new character. Was there a change in Leadership? 2 days ago.
AlexanderRM [dazed]: Unrelated, where is Mos Eisley? I got the vague impression it was in the Nexal Peninsula somewhere. 2 days ago.
AlexanderRM [dazed]: Dahlia of Light as just got razed with a population of 4 just before that. 2 days ago.
AlexanderRM [dazed]: I really have no idea what condition it was in from weather, but somebody definitely smashed the totem pole. Those don't fall down in storms. 2 days ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: Someone took it down? Interesting. 2 days ago.
Ivar The Boneless: Did it fall apart, unattended, like sø many øthers? If yøu want tø keep yøur village, yøu prøbably shøuldn't leave sø øften. 2 days ago.
AlexanderRM [dazed]: Checking back in to Shintolin (probabl not for very long), does anyone know what happened to Valour Hill? I heard it was just a week or two ago it got destroyed. 2 days ago.
Janus Clarke: Well, "Ran" Is a bit of a subjective word. 2 days ago.
Berserkas [dazed]: Brad used to have people he ran with. 3 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: In ze words of ze puny Amereekanz, are you in ze beink mad, brozzer? 3 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Hank zinks iz beink very worth being dazed for zis. 3 days ago.
gauihu: You could rename it Trollstrand now! 3 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Bahaha. We have justice! 3 days ago.
gauihu: You two can have each other. Have fun running Claystrand into the ground. 3 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Bahaha. Hank likes Boneless man. 3 days ago.
gauihu: Brilliant. 3 days ago.
gauihu: ...even though I already wasn't the leader. 3 days ago.
gauihu: Oh thanks for killing me in order to become the leader, Ivar... 3 days ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad not so much lobe worl as a pack leader. But Brad can tell you it lonely at top. But damn it fun. 3 days ago.
Brad Dahlia: Alt? Nope. Brad say ip that shit. Brad a lone wolf. 3 days ago.
Redrum: I prescribe valiums and prozac to all involved. 4 days ago.
gauihu: alt like alt! 4 days ago.
Brad Dahlia: Brad like crazy Russian ! 4 days ago.
gauihu: derp. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Zee, like any murderer, he eez being poleeteekally incorrect! Ze right word is "educationally disadvantaged", you monzter! You murdering, murdering monzter!!!! 4 days ago.
gauihu: Alright, this is officially retarded. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: ZEE? Gasplooshu iz ze murderer here! Save me from heem, he iz cheatink by bringink sword to ze rink, iz unzportzmanzhiplike. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: eez fine Russian lumberjackink equipment. Iz no ztabby. You merely have ztabby on the mind, MISTER MURDERER. 4 days ago.
gauihu: Fine, I'll impale you with a spear and spit on your corpse next time. Happy? 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Alzo, how ze fuck am I beink ztabbink you wiz ziz axe? 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Bah, your tekneek in ze ring iz ze pitiful. Learn to do a real clothezline, not zeez zissy bouncing off of me. It waz az if you were zleeping on your job, meester former mayor. Former MURDERER. 4 days ago.
gauihu: You wouldn't need to revive me if you weren't stabbing me in my sleep, you miserable wretch. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: But again, Clayztrand iz ze DEATHZRAP. Zee, Astaroth went meesink long ago before I ever was zhowink up. And when Ivar stole ze teaz, he too disappeared from your murderink wayz, you monzter!!!! 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: To beink fair, Ivar took all ze teas, so I could not properly revivink you. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: MEET ME IN ZE GATEHOUSE IN TWO DAYZ, YOUR TIME EEZ UP GABLUO 4 days ago.
gauihu: And attacking the buildings? 4 days ago.
gauihu: Oh, it was necessary to take and use all of the herbal poultices just so you could daze, resurrect, and then daze me again? 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: \Reluctant Overseer? HOW DARE YOU BEINK TALK ABOUT OUR FINE MAYOR ZAT WAY. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: You are ze real monster. I only am doink what iz nezezzary for our fine community. But seence your tyranny can stand no com-pee-tee-shun, I vill again, take my leave of your zinister agenda. 4 days ago.
gauihu: They are probably wisely avoiding you, or going around doing something other than stabbing people in the back. 4 days ago.
gauihu: It's not "Mayor," it's "Reluctant Overseer," you moron. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: I vonder vhat happened to Ivar ze Boneless az vell? I have never laid a finger on heem, yet he was mizzink after mere days! Clayzstrand eez ze deathzrap, thanks you to giaohuo. 4 days ago.
Hank Sokolov [dazed]: Zhat iz why our fine Mayor Astaroth haz beeink mizzink! Becoose giorhu took heem out of ze picture! 4 days ago.
gauihu: But lesson learned, alright - never trust a newcomer. Never try the peaceful way. Instead I will bathe in your blood. 4 days ago.