//this is my boa farming script as of 5/11/2019, the last time I revised it. It won't work for you, so don't run it. I'm mostly posting it as a reference for curious people.
//here are most of the macros it uses. these are 3 months older than the script, so there's probably some stuff missing, but oh well. https://pastebin.com/C3NKezVN
/*
outfit prior to neverending party:
crumpled fedora
bjorn
fishbone corset
rope
pliers
pantogram
brogues
screege
belt of loathing
boa party:
crumpled fedora
bjorn
fishbone corset
rope
pliers
pantogram
brogues
screege
belt of loathing
*/
//you probably aren't me, so commenting this out.
/*
if(get_property("useDevProxyServer") != "true"){
set_property("useDevProxyServer", "true");
set_property("loginServerName", "devproxy.kingdomofloathing.com");
cli_execute("login yojimboS_LAW");
}
if(holiday().contains_text("Dependence Day")){
cli_execute("/use green rocket");
}
if(my_id() != "1775888"){
abort("wrong account, idiot");
}
*/
cli_execute("gc");
boolean are_we_consuming_eggs = false;
print_html("robort drinks disabled");
print_html("stooper commented out");
//wait(600);
/*
if(my_inebriety() > 23){
cli_execute("run mallbot.ash");
}
*/
//parses yesterday's session logs for pocket wish purchases and logs all such purchases.
//cli_execute("run wish purchase recorder.ash");
//records total amount below 49k paid for wishes and sends out balances larger than 10k meat.
//cli_execute("run payout.ash");
//wait(69420);
/*
if(available_amount($item[cuppa royal tea]) < 950){
cli_execute("mallbuy "+(950-available_amount($item[cuppa royal tea])).to_string()+" cuppa royal tea @ 69420");
}
*/
//seconds.
int when_the_fuck_is_it = gametime_to_int() / 1000;
if(get_property("_script_start_time") == ""){
set_property("_script_start_time", when_the_fuck_is_it);
}
if(get_property("bot_closeted_meat") == "yeah"){
cli_execute("closet take * meat");
set_property("bot_closeted_meat","");
}
if($item[portable mayo clinic].available_amount() > 0){
cli_execute("use portable mayo clinic");
}
//get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() == 0 &&
if( have_effect($effect[Clumsy]) > 0){
cli_execute("/shrug! clumsy");
}
if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today") == ""){
cli_execute("/shrug timer 1");
wait(3);
int min_duration = 69420;
foreach i in my_effects(){
if(i.have_effect() < min_duration && i.have_effect() > 0){
min_duration = i.have_effect();
}
}
if(min_duration < 10){
set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",3);
}
else{
set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",4);
}
}
if(have_effect($effect[timer 1]) < get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()){
if(holiday().length() == 0){
cli_execute("/timer "+(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()+1));
}
else{
cli_execute("/timer "+(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()+2));
}
}
if(get_property("currentMood") != "apathetic"){
set_property("currentMood","apathetic");
}
set_property("battleAction","custom combat script");
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("acquire 420 chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli");
cli_execute("acquire 69 louder than bomb");
/*
base combat macro for this stupid script: https://pastebin.com/qJHSN8nN
things left to do maybe eventually:
2-4 goth fights?
equipment checks, class checks, path checks, better tracking of deaths
*/
//lol cocoon nerf.
void new_cocoon(){
if(my_hp()*3 < my_maxhp()*2) cli_execute("/cast "+( min( (my_maxhp() - my_hp()) / 1000 , my_mp() / 14 ) )+" cannelloni cocoon");
}
void log_online_players(){
//commented out because you probably don't care how many people are online.
/*
//every 5 minutes.
if(max(gametime_to_int() - get_property("_last_online_check").to_int(),get_property("_last_online_check").to_int() - gametime_to_int()) > 300000){
string[int] online_players;
file_to_map("online players.txt",online_players);
set_property("message_index",get_property("message_index").to_int()+1);
online_players[get_property("message_index").to_int()] = group_string(visit_url("login.php"), "There are currently.*?<b>(\\d+)</b>")[0][1].to_int()+" players logged in at "+gametime_to_int()+" on "+today_to_string();
print(online_players[get_property("message_index").to_int()]);
map_to_file(online_players, "online players.txt");
set_property("_last_online_check",gametime_to_int());
}
*/
//this logs the graffiti wall every minute, too, because why not.
/*
if(max(gametime_to_int() - get_property("_last_graffiti_check").to_int(),get_property("_last_graffiti_check").to_int() - gametime_to_int()) > 60000){
string stuff = visit_url("town_grafwall.php");
while( stuff.length() < 69 ){
stuff = visit_url("town_grafwall.php");
waitq(5);
}
string[int][int] buttles = group_string(stuff.substring(stuff.index_of("<b>The Graffiti Wall"),stuff.index_of("href=\"graffiti.php\">")), "<font[^<>]+>((?:(?!</font>).)+)</font>");
boolean[string][string] lines;
file_to_map("graffiti.txt",lines);
foreach i,j in buttles{
if(j==1) lines[today_to_string()][buttles[i][j].group_string("^(?:<[bi]>)*(.*)$")[0][1]] = true;
}
map_to_file(lines,"graffiti.txt");
set_property("_last_graffiti_check", gametime_to_int());
}
*/
}
void log_mmg(){
//commented out because you probably don't want a registry of MMGers.
/*
//every 20 seconds.
if(max(gametime_to_int() - get_property("_last_mmg_check").to_int(),get_property("_last_mmg_check").to_int() - gametime_to_int()) > 20000){
string[int][int][int] idiots_and_their_bets;
file_to_map("known mmgers.txt", idiots_and_their_bets);
string page_of_idiots = visit_url("bet.php");
int[string] buttles;
int last_bet_ID = get_property("last_bet_ID").to_int();
//sample line in table of bets:
//<b>Dare Devil</b> (#3193713)</a></font></td><td>5,000 Meat</td><form style='display: inline' name='form95287715' method=post action='bet.php'><td align=right><input type=hidden name=pwd value=28784c89a945315a880642d415a5b332><input type=hidden name=action value='bet'><input type=hidden name=whichbet value='95287715'>
string[int][int] parsed_page_of_idiots = page_of_idiots.group_string("<b>([0-9a-zA-Z _]+)</b> \\(#(\\d+)\\).*?([0-9,]+) Meat.*?name=\'form([0-9]+)\'");
foreach i,j in parsed_page_of_idiots{
//print(i+","+j+": "+parsed_page_of_idiots[i][j]);
if(j==1){
idiots_and_their_bets[parsed_page_of_idiots[i][4].to_int()][parsed_page_of_idiots[i][3].to_int()][parsed_page_of_idiots[i][2].to_int()] = parsed_page_of_idiots[i][1];
print_html(parsed_page_of_idiots[i][4]+" "+parsed_page_of_idiots[i][3]+" "+parsed_page_of_idiots[i][2]+" "+parsed_page_of_idiots[i][1]);
}
}
//stored as betID betAmount idiotID idiot
map_to_file(idiots_and_their_bets,"known mmgers.txt");
file_to_map("actual mmgers.txt",buttles);
foreach i,j,k in idiots_and_their_bets{
if( i > last_bet_ID){
buttles[idiots_and_their_bets[i][j][k]] += j;
last_bet_ID = i;
}
//buttles[idiots_and_their_bets[i][j][k]] = true;
}
map_to_file(buttles, "actual mmgers.txt");
set_property("last_bet_ID",last_bet_ID);
int[string] mmgers;
file_to_map("actual mmgers.txt", mmgers);
int[int] meats;
foreach i in mmgers{
meats[mmgers[i]] = mmgers[i];
}
//sort meats by -value;
int county_thing;
string[int][int] sorted_mmgers;
foreach i in mmgers{
foreach j in meats{
if(mmgers[i] == meats[j]){
sorted_mmgers[meats[j]][county_thing] = i;
county_thing++;
}
}
}
map_to_file(sorted_mmgers, "sorted mmgers.txt");
set_property("_last_mmg_check",gametime_to_int());
}
*/
}
void summon_shit(){
cli_execute("cast * dice");
/*
if(get_property("libram_parity").to_int() == 0){
cli_execute("cast * dice");
set_property("libram_parity", 1);
}
else{
//cli_execute("cast * summon resolutions");
cli_execute("cast * dice");
set_property("libram_parity", 0);
}
*/
/*
cli_execute("cast * summon party favor");
//chance of rare = 1/2^([# of rares summoned]+1)
// E[summons for rare #N] = \sum_{i=1}^{N+1}2^i = 2*(2^{N+1}-1)
//E[rares in N summons] = log_2(N/2 + 1)-1
//but who cares because we can't take a log in ASH.
int favors_summoned = get_property("libramSummons").to_int()-get_property("_last_bricko_eye").to_int();
int indexing_stuff = 0;
int remaining = favors_summoned;
while(remaining > (2**(1+indexing_stuff))){
indexing_stuff++;
remaining -= 2**indexing_stuff;
}
if(remaining >= 0){
print("expected between "+(indexing_stuff)+" and "+(indexing_stuff+1)+" divine rares from "+favors_summoned+" summons");
print("but got "+get_property("_favorRareSummons"));
}
*/
}
void bjorn_stuff(){
log_mmg();
log_online_players();
summon_shit();
if(get_property("_garbageFireDropsCrown").to_int() < 3){
if(my_bjorned_familiar() != $familiar[garbage fire]){
bjornify_familiar($familiar[garbage fire]);
}
}
else{
if(get_property("_grimFairyTaleDropsCrown").to_int() < 2){
if(my_bjorned_familiar() != $familiar[grim brother]){
bjornify_familiar($familiar[grim brother]);
}
}
else{
if(get_property("_grimstoneMaskDropsCrown").to_int() < 1){
if(my_bjorned_familiar() != $familiar[grimstone golem]){
bjornify_familiar($familiar[grimstone golem]);
}
}
else{
if(my_bjorned_familiar()!= $familiar[misshapen animal skeleton]){
bjornify_familiar($familiar[misshapen animal skeleton]);
}
}
}
}
}
void use_plural_of_rain_man(){
cli_execute("gc");
log_mmg();
while( my_rain() >= 50 && (my_inebriety() - inebriety_limit()) <= 0 ){
if( !get_property("_chateauMonsterFought").to_boolean() && my_rain() <= 93 ){
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=chateau&action=chateau_painting");
run_combat();
//better safe than aborted, I guess:
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
else{
if(item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 1 && get_property("_photocopyUsed") == "false" ){
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("/use photocopied monster");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
else{
if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0){
set_auto_attack("embezzler boa bullshit");
cli_execute("/cast rain man");
set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()-1);
//embezzler 530
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=530&option=1&pwd");
try{
visit_url("main.php");
}
finally{
run_combat("while !pastround 20; use dictionary; endwhile;");
}
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
else{
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("/cast rain man");
//witchess knight
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=1936&option=1&pwd");
//black crayon elf
//visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=1201&option=1&pwd");
//Mob Penguin organizer
//visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=2037&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
}
}
}
while( slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 ){
if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
while( (slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 && get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 )){
cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
set_auto_attack("basically npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
set_property("rkelly",1);
}
}
}
}
void use_lightning_strikes(){
log_mmg();
summon_shit();
while( my_lightning() > 89 ){
set_auto_attack("hr sandworms");
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
if( my_rain() > 70){
use_plural_of_rain_man();
}
while( my_lightning() > 19 ){
set_auto_attack("hr sandworms");
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
if(my_lightning() <= 19 && get_property("_firedJokestersGun") == "false"){
if(get_property("_firedJokestersGun") == "false"){
cli_execute("equip offhand old school flying disc");
cli_execute("equip weapon jokester\'s gun");
set_property("_did_jokester_thingy","asdf");
}
set_auto_attack("hr sandworms");
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
if(get_property("_did_jokester_thingy") != ""){
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
set_property("_did_jokester_thingy","");
}
}
}
cli_execute("acquire 69 soft green echo eyedrop antidote");
if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) != 0){
cli_execute("/shrug! insani tea");
}
if(have_effect($effect[curse of randomness]) != 0){
cli_execute("/shrug! curse of randomness");
}
if(!get_property("breakfastCompleted").to_boolean()){
if(get_property("libramSummons").to_int() == 0){
while(get_property("_brickoEyeSummons").to_int() <3 ){
cli_execute("cast summon brickos");
}
set_property("_last_bricko_eye",get_property("libramSummons"));
while(get_property("_favorRareSummons").to_int() <4 ){
cli_execute("cast summon party favor");
}
}
cli_execute("breakfast");
}
if(!get_property("_kgbLeftDrawerUsed").to_boolean()){
cli_execute("briefcase collect");
}
if(get_property("_deckCardsDrawn").to_int() == 0){
cli_execute("cheat x of swords");
// cli_execute("cheat rope");
cli_execute("cheat x of cups");
cli_execute("cheat year of plenty");
}
/*
//if(get_property("_personal_high_top_tracking") <3 ){
cli_execute("/use pump-up high-tops");
cli_execute("/use pump-up high-tops");
cli_execute("/use pump-up high-tops");
//}
*/
refresh_status();
cli_execute("acquire 69 mayodiol");
cli_execute("acquire 69 mayonex");
cli_execute("acquire 69 special seasoning");
cli_execute("acquire 69 milk of magnesium");
if(get_property("_thanksgettingFoodsEaten").to_int() < 9 && my_fullness() < 7 && my_inebriety() < 11){
if(have_effect($effect[got milk]) < 69){
cli_execute("/use 11 milk of magnesium");
}
/*
if(item_amount($item[warm gravy]) < 11 && item_amount($item[cashew]) < 69 ){
cli_execute("acquire 11 cornucopia");
cli_execute("use 11 cornucopia");
}
for i from 9171 to 9179{
cli_execute("acquire 11 "+to_item(i));
}
for i from 9171 to 9179{
if(!get_property("_timeSpinnerFoodAvailable").contains_text(i.to_string())){
if(get_property("mayoInMouth") == "" && get_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol").to_int() < 4){
use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
set_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol",get_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol").to_int() + 1);
}
else{
use(1, $item[mayonex]);
}
eat(1, to_item(i));
}
}
*/
}
if(get_property("_infernoDiscoVisited") == "false"){
cli_execute("outfit velvet");
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=airport_hot&action=airport4_zone1");
run_choice(7);
}
if(get_property("_dinseyGarbageDisposed") == "false"){
cli_execute("acquire 11 bag of park garbage");
if(get_property("choiceAdventure1067") != "7"){
set_property("choiceAdventure1067",7);
}
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=airport_stench&action=airport3_tunnels");
cli_execute("try;choice Waste Disposal");
}
if(get_property("_detectiveCasesCompleted") == "0"){
cli_execute("run detective solver.ash");
}
if(get_property("_fantastic_hat") == ""){
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=realm_fantasy&action=fr_initcenter");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1280&option=1");
set_property("_fantastic_hat","afdfdh");
}
if(get_property("_clipartSummons").to_int() == 0 ){
/*
for i from 1 to 3{
//temps tempranillo.
visit_url("campground.php?preaction=combinecliparts&action=bookshelf&clip1=09&clip2=04&clip3=04");
//temps tempranillo.
//visit_url("campground.php?preaction=combinecliparts&action=bookshelf&clip1=09&clip2=04&clip3=04");
}
*/
cli_execute("make 3 box of familiar jacks");
}
if(get_property("_horsery") == ""){
cli_execute("horsery meat");
}
refresh_status();
int eggz1 = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety() - 2;
int eggz2 = fullness_limit() - my_fullness() - 1;
if(get_property("_foisissbsb") == ""){
cli_execute("/buy sphygmayomanometer");
set_property("_foisissbsb","aregatha");
}
//cli_execute("acquire 11 toast with hot jelly");
cli_execute("acquire 11 hot jelly");
if(eggz1 > 0 && get_property("_sexy_toast") == ""){
//use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
//eat(1, $item[toast with hot jelly]);
chew(1, $item[hot jelly]);
set_property("_sexy_toast", "asdoiwbd");
//eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
}
cli_execute("acquire 69 spooky surprise egg");
cli_execute("acquire 11 jumbo dr. lucifer");
if(get_property("_jdl_consumption").to_int() <0 ){
equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
}
if(eggz1 > 0){
cli_execute("try; closet put * special seasoning");
}
while(eggz1 > 0 && get_property("_jdl_consumption").to_int() <0 ){
use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
eat(1, $item[jumbo dr. lucifer]);
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
set_property("_jdl_consumption",get_property("_jdl_consumption").to_int()+1);
eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
while(eggz1 > 0){
use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
}
if(eggz2 > 0){
cli_execute("try; closet take * special seasoning");
}
if(are_we_consuming_eggs){
while(eggz2 > 0){
use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
eggz2 = eggz2 - 1;
}
}
else{
if(eggz2 >= 14 && !get_property("_affirmationCookieEaten").to_boolean()){
cli_execute("acquire 11 frozen banquet; acquire 11 affirmation cookie; acquire 11 salad fork; acquire 11 dieting pill;");
use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
eat(1, $item[spaghetti breakfast]);
//use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
//eat(1, $item[affirmation cookie]);
use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
cli_execute("chew dieting pill; eat salad fork; eat frozen banquet;");
}
}
while(get_property("_genieWishesUsed").to_int() < 3 && get_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing").to_int() < 11){
if(slash_count($item[genie bottle]) == 0){
cli_execute("/uncloset genie bottle");
}
cli_execute("genie wish for more wishes");
set_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing",get_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing").to_int()+1);
}
if(get_property("_pottedTeaTreeUsed") == "false"){
//if(item_amount($item[cuppa royal tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa mediocri tea])){
cli_execute("teatree royal");
/*
}
else{
if(item_amount($item[cuppa mediocri tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea])){
cli_execute("teatree mediocri");
}
else{
if(item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa sobrie tea]))
{
cli_execute("teatree voraci");
}
else{
cli_execute("teatree sobrie");
}
}
}
*/
}
if(get_property("_roboDrinks") == ""){
//important ones: 2x lep, 1x fairy kind of, whatever thing heals, potato
//unimportant one: candy because elohelecksdeerandom
//alias ocrsrobort => robo feliz, single entendre, simepore, drive-by, mysterious island iced tea
//cli_execute("ocrsrobort");
//nerfedrobort => robo single entendre, simepore, drive-by, mysterious island iced tea
//cli_execute("nerfedrobort");
}
/*
if(get_property("_bittycar") != "soulcar" ){
cli_execute("/use soulcar");
}
*/
if(get_property("_bittycar") != "meatcar" ){
cli_execute("/use bittycar meatcar");
}
if(get_property("_pantogramModifier") == ""){
cli_execute("acquire ten-leaf clover");
cli_execute("acquire taco shell");
cli_execute("/use portable pantogram");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=1&s1=-1,0&s2=173,1&s3=24,1&pwd="+my_hash());
}
if(get_property("_force_sward") == ""){
visit_url("main.php?action=may4");
cli_execute("try; choice empathy;");
set_property("_force_sward", "afgdhddth");
}
if(get_property("_yeah_bb") == ""){
while(available_choice_options().count() != 7){
cli_execute("/use bastille battalion control rig");
wait(3);
visit_url("main.php");
}
while(last_choice() == 1313){
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=5");
}
while(available_choice_options().count() > 0 && last_choice() <= 1319 && last_choice() > 1313 && last_choice() != 1316){
run_choice(3);
}
while(last_choice() == 1316 && available_choice_options()[1].contains_text("Lock in your score")){
run_choice(1);
}
if(last_choice() == 1316 && available_choice_options().count() == 0){
set_property("_yeah_bb","asdfh");
}
}
// Looks like 57 pieces in all. 7,423 toddlers are training with 4 instructors in the boxing ring. It's impressive how efficient they are, what with that student-to-teacher ratio.
//<font color=blue><b>[1,000,000 Meat]</b>
if(get_property("_child_abuse") == ""){
string kids_bop;
string daycare_state = get_property("daycare_state");
int children_to_buy = 3 - get_property("_children_bought").to_int();
int kids_iteration;
//get into choice 1334.
kids_bop = visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare");
//fight poor internet connection with idempotence
while(!(kids_bop.contains_text("a door to a spa to your left")) && kids_iteration < 10){
wait(10);
kids_bop = visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare");
kids_iteration++;
}
//grab daily thing.
while(visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1334&option=1").length() < 69 && kids_iteration < 69){
kids_iteration++;
}
//get into choice 1336.
while(kids_bop.contains_text("a door to a spa to your left") && kids_iteration < 69 ){
kids_bop = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1334&option=3");
kids_iteration++;
//record daycare state after we reach choice 1336
if(kids_bop.contains_text("Hire an instructor")){
daycare_state = kids_bop.substring(kids_bop.index_of("Probably around"),kids_bop.index_of("instructors")+12);
}
}
//scavenge for freeeee
while(kids_bop.contains_text("[free]") && kids_bop.contains_text(daycare_state) && kids_iteration < 69 ){
kids_bop = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1336&option=2");
kids_iteration++;
//if we've scavenged successfully, update daycare state.
if(kids_bop.contains_text(" adventure]") && !kids_bop.contains_text("[free]") && !kids_bop.contains_text(daycare_state)){
daycare_state = kids_bop.substring(kids_bop.index_of("Probably around"),kids_bop.index_of("instructors")+12);
}
}
//buy some children, but only if they cost at least 100 meat and at most 10000 meat.
while( children_to_buy > 0 && kids_iteration < 69 && kids_bop.contains_text("00 Meat]") && !kids_bop.contains_text("00,000 Meat]")){
kids_bop = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1336&option=1");
kids_iteration++;
//if daycare state changes, decrement children_to_buy, increment _children_bought, and update daycare_state.
if(!((kids_bop.contains_text(daycare_state)) && kids_bop.contains_text("00 Meat]") )){
children_to_buy += -1;
set_property("_children_bought", get_property("_children_bought").to_int()+1);
daycare_state = kids_bop.substring(kids_bop.index_of("Probably around"),kids_bop.index_of("instructors")+12);
}
//if we're done, be done.
if(children_to_buy == 0){
set_property("_child_abuse", "beyond!");
set_property("daycare_state", daycare_state);
}
}
}
if(get_property("expressCardUsed") == "false" ){
cli_execute("try;shrug ancient fortitude;");
equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
if(take_stash(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card])){
set_property("stole_pyec", get_property("stole_pyec")+"totes");
set_property("_stole_pyec","totes");
set_property("passable_clan", get_clan_name());
set_property("_passable_clan", get_clan_name());
use(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card]);
print("We have successfully stolen a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
}
else{
if(get_property("scrublords") != ""){
set_property("scrublords", get_property("scrublords")+", "+get_clan_name());
}
else{
set_property("scrublords", get_clan_name());
}
set_property("_scrublords",get_clan_name());
print_html("We have failed to steal a pyec from "+get_property("_scrublords"));
}
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
}
if(get_property("_stole_pyec") == "totes" && get_property("_passable_clan") == get_clan_name()){
if(put_stash(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card])){
set_property("stole_pyec", get_property("stole_pyec").substring(5));
print("We have successfully unstolen a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
}
else{
print("We have failed to unsteal a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
}
}
//abort("line 552");
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
if(my_familiar() != $familiar[feather boa constrictor]){
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
}
if(!(get_property("_mummeryUses").contains_text("3"))){
cli_execute("mummery muscle");
}
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[loathing legion helicopter]){
cli_execute("try;fold loathing legion helicopter");
cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
}
cli_execute("equip pants pantogram pants");
/*
if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
cli_execute("equip shirt fishbone corset");
}
else{
cli_execute("equip shirt stephen\'s labcoat");
}
//cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
cli_execute("equip weapon rope");
if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
}
else{
cli_execute("equip offhand half a purse");
}
*/
if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 || slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 ){
set_property("rkelly","");
}
if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 || (slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0&& get_property("spookyPuttyCopiesMade").to_int() == 5)){
//put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
cli_execute("try; closet put spooky putty sheet");
set_property("rkelly",1);
}
/*
if(get_property("_been_here_today") == ""){
set_property("_been_here_today","asdfg");
abort("it's mime time.");
}
*/
if(item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 0 && get_property("_photocopyUsed") == "false" && get_property("_stop_bugging_faxbots") != "please"){
//2047002812 = yojimbos_law's multis
//set_property("_stop_bugging_faxbots","please");
//cli_execute("faxbot black crayon ballsack elf");
while(get_clan_id() != 2047002812){
cli_execute("/whitelist yojimboS_LAW");
}
while(get_clan_id() == 2047002812 && item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 0){
//gets witchess knight
cli_execute("fax receive");
}
while(get_clan_id() == 2047002812 && item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 1 ){
cli_execute("/whitelist e from hel");
}
}
string avoiding_human_interaction;
if(get_property("_human_interaction_avoided") == ""){
//for bafh
while(get_clan_id() != 90485){
//for reddit united
//while(get_clan_id() != 2047000135){
cli_execute("/whitelist bonus adventures from hell");
//cli_execute("/whitelist reddit united");
}
avoiding_human_interaction = visit_url("clan_viplounge.php?preaction=lovetester");
if(!(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate"))){
set_property("_human_interaction_avoided","this is text");
}
int hddafqee;
while(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate") && get_property("_human_interaction_avoided") == "" && hddafqee < 23){
//for bafh
avoiding_human_interaction = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1278&which=1&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick&option=1&whichid=cheesefax&pwd="+my_hash());
//for reddit united
//avoiding_human_interaction = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1278&which=1&q1=salt&q2=robin&q3=thick&option=1&whichid=2994453&pwd="+my_hash());
if(!(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate"))){
set_property("_human_interaction_avoided","this is text");
}
if(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("already waiting on your results with")){
wait(5);
hddafqee++;
}
}
//for bafh
while(get_clan_id() == 90485){
//for reddit united 2047000135
//while(get_clan_id() == 2047000135){
cli_execute("/whitelist e from hel");
}
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
while( get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() < 5){
visit_url("campground.php?action=witchess");
if(available_choice_options()[1] == "Examine the shrink ray"){
//visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1181&option=1&pwd");
run_choice(1);
set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks", get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() + 1);
}
if(available_choice_options()[1] == "" && available_choice_options()[2] == "Play Witchess"){
set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks" , 5);
}
//knight.
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1182&option=1&piece=1936&pwd="+my_hash(),false);
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
}
else{
cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
}
string combat_tracking_bullshit;
int turncount_fuckup_finder = my_turncount();
if(holiday().length() > 0){
turncount_fuckup_finder++;
}
if(get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() < 10){
cli_execute("outfit boa party");
}
string party_check;
while(get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() < 10 && turncount_fuckup_finder == my_turncount()){
combat_tracking_bullshit = get_property("_lastCombatStarted");
visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=528");
visit_url("main.php");
while(available_choice_options().count() > 0 && last_choice() == 1322){
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1322&option=2&pwd");
}
while(available_choice_options().count() > 0 && last_choice() == 1324){
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd");
}
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
if(combat_tracking_bullshit != get_property("_lastCombatStarted")){
set_property("_party_preference_whatever", get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() + 1 );
}
if(get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() == 10){
party_check = "";
party_check = visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong");
while(party_check.length() < 6969){
party_check = visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong");
wait(5);
}
if(party_check.contains_text("nparty_free.gif")){
set_property("_party_preference_whatever", get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() - 1 );
}
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
if(turncount_fuckup_finder < my_turncount()){
abort("your shitty shit party code is shit, you shit.");
}
if(get_property("_party_preference_whatever").to_int() >= 10 && get_property("_snojoFreeFights").to_int() < 10){
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
while(get_property("_snojoFreeFights").to_int() < 10){
adv1(to_location(460),-1, "" );
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
cli_execute("acquire 69 lynyrd snare");
if(get_property("_lynyrdSnareUses").to_int() < 3){
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
while(get_property("_lynyrdSnareUses").to_int() < 3){
/*
cli_execute("/use lynyrd snare");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
*/
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=7204&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
if(get_property("_globster_globs").to_int() <3 ){
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
}
while(get_property("_globster_globs").to_int() <3 ){
if(my_familiar() != $familiar[god lobster]){
cli_execute("familiar god lobster");
}
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[god lobster\'s crown] && available_amount($item[god lobster\'s crown]) > 0){
cli_execute("equip familiar god lobster\'s crown");
}
else{
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[god lobster\'s robe] && available_amount($item[god lobster\'s robe]) > 0){
cli_execute("equip familiar god lobster\'s robe");
}
else{
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[god lobster\'s rod] && available_amount($item[god lobster\'s rod]) > 0){
cli_execute("equip familiar god lobster\'s rod");
}
else{
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[god lobster\'s ring] && available_amount($item[god lobster\'s ring]) > 0){
cli_execute("equip familiar god lobster\'s ring");
}
else{
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[god lobster\'s scepter] && available_amount($item[god lobster\'s scepter]) > 0){
cli_execute("equip familiar god lobster\'s scepter");
}
}
}
}
}
visit_url("main.php?fightgodlobster=1");
set_property("_globster_globs",get_property("_globster_globs").to_int()+1);
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !hppercentbelow 69; attack; endwhile;");
//if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) == $item[god lobster\'s crown]){
//visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=3");
visit_url("choice.php");
cli_execute("try;choice experience;");
//}
/*
else{
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=1");
}
*/
visit_url("choice.php");
}
if(my_familiar() != $familiar[feather boa constrictor]){
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
}
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[loathing legion helicopter]){
cli_execute("try;fold loathing legion helicopter");
cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
cli_execute("acquire 69 seal-blubber candle");
cli_execute("acquire 69 figurine of a wretched-looking seal");
if(get_property("_sealsSummoned").to_int() < 10){
cli_execute("equip weapon gnawed-up dog bone");
set_property("_change_me_back","asdfg");
}
while(get_property("_sealsSummoned").to_int() < 10){
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=3902&checked=1&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
//cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
if(get_property("_change_me_back") != ""){
cli_execute("equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber");
if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
}
else{
cli_execute("equip offhand half a purse");
}
}
if( get_property("_eldritchHorrorEvoked") == "false" ){
cli_execute("/cast evoke eldritch horror");
//use_skill(1, $skill[evoke eldritch horror]);
if(last_monster() == $monster[Eldritch Tentacle]){
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
if(visit_url("fight.php").length() > 69 && last_monster() != $monster[Eldritch Tentacle]){
print("fight.php length before combat macro: "+visit_url("fight.php").length());
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10;attack;endwhile;");
print("fight.php length after combat macro: "+visit_url("fight.php").length());
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
set_property("_eldritchHorrorEvoked", true);
}
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if( get_property("_eldritchTentacleFought") == "false" ){
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=forestvillage&action=fv_scientist");
if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
//run_choice(2);
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1201&option=2&pwd");
if(last_monster() == $monster[Eldritch Tentacle]){
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
if(visit_url("fight.php").length() > 69 && last_monster() != $monster[Eldritch Tentacle]){
print("fight.php length before combat macro: "+visit_url("fight.php").length());
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10;attack;endwhile;");
print("fight.php length after combat macro: "+visit_url("fight.php").length());
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
set_property("_eldritchTentacleFought", true);
}
}
}
if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
cli_execute("/closet * daily affirmation: think win-lose");
cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
cli_execute("/closet * miniature power pill");
//cli_execute("acquire 69 power pill");
cli_execute("acquire 420 drum machine");
cli_execute("/equip 1 Lil\' Doctor");
}
while(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
set_property("salad_pills_un", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
int salad_counter = 0;
while(get_property("salad_pills_un").to_int() == 0 && salad_counter < 10){
wait(5);
set_property("salad_pills_un", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
salad_counter++;
}
salad_counter = 0;
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
set_property("salad_pills_deux", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
while(get_property("salad_pills_deux").to_int() == 0 && salad_counter < 10){
wait(5);
set_property("salad_pills_deux", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
salad_counter++;
}
set_property("_salad_pills_used", get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() + get_property("salad_pills_un").to_int() - get_property("salad_pills_deux").to_int() );
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
print("salad pills used: "+get_property("_salad_pills_used"));
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() > 1 ){
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
}
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() >= 20 && get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 4){
cli_execute("/closet * power pill");
}
while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 3 ){
set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
if(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() == 3 ){
cli_execute("/closet replica bat-oomerang");
}
while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() == 3 ){
set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
run_combat();
set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
if(slash_count($item[power pill]) == 0 ){
cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
}
if(slash_count($item[replica bat-oomerang]) == 0 ){
cli_execute("/uncloset replica bat-oomerang");
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() == 0 ){
cli_execute("acquire 69 glark cable");
}
while(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() < 5){
adv1(to_location(385),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
if(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() == 0){
cli_execute("acquire 69 bowl of scorpions");
}
/*
while(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() < 11){
adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
*/
//new version using May 2019's iotm.
if(get_property("_force_used").to_int() < 5){
//just so we don't trigger this after the block is done. probably don't need it anyway.
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
}
while(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() < 10){
//use 10/11 of the daily drunk pygmy free kills, saving the last for saber degeneracy.
adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
int pre_saber_meat = my_meat();
//checking for timer 1 so that script failing doesn't eat up literally all my turns.
while(get_property("_force_used").to_int() < 5 && have_effect($effect[timer 1]) > 0 ){
//we want to stasis drunk pygmies to get boa meat before saber copying, so hide our bowls of scorpions.
cli_execute("try; closet put * bowl of scorpions");
//autoattack that stasises for boa meat before using the saber skill.
set_auto_attack("drunk pygmy force bullshit");
//this adv1() might need to be visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=344") followed by visit_url("fight.php") or visit_url("main.php") to deal with this behaving a lot like a rollover run.
//adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
//encounter drunk pygmy that gets stasised and sabered.
visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=344");
//make mafia understand fight has ended.
visit_url("fight.php");
//at this point we should be in the choice adventure for the force thing.
while(available_choice_options().count() >= 3){
//incrementing flag here to fail more gracefully with bad internet.
set_property("_force_used",get_property("_force_used").to_int() + 1);
//choose the option that makes 3 more pygmies.
cli_execute("try;choice friends;");
}
//switch to regular autoattack.
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
//at this point we want pygmies to explode into a fine bloody mist, much like a level 2 druid, thus we unhide our bowls of scorpions.
cli_execute("try; closet take * bowl of scorpions");
//do the first of three pygmies normally.
adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
//likewise with the second.
adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
//the third we only do normally if we're out of saber goodness.
if(get_property("_force_used").to_int() == 5){
adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
//rinse and repeat.
}
if(get_property("_timeSpinnerMinutesUsed").to_int() < 8){
print("meat from saber: "+(my_meat()-pre_saber_meat));
}
//&& get_property("_marco_polo").to_int() >= 10
while(get_property("_timeSpinnerMinutesUsed").to_int() < 8 ){
cli_execute("/use time-spinner");
run_choice(1);
//3 more pygmy drunks
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=1431&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
//fuck literally everything about the following.
if(get_property("_machineTunnelsAdv").to_int() < 5){
cli_execute("familiar machine elf");
}
//while(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5 ){
while(get_property("_machineTunnelsAdv").to_int() < 5 ){
if(!in_multi_fight()){
visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=458");
}
if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
run_choice(6);
}
else{
//set_property("_elf_free_fights",get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int()+1);
run_combat();
if(in_multi_fight()){
//set_property("_elf_free_fights",get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int()+1);
run_combat();
}
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
if(my_familiar() != $familiar[feather boa constrictor]){
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
if(equipped_item($slot[familiar]) != $item[loathing legion helicopter]){
cli_execute("try;fold loathing legion helicopter");
cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
}
}
/*
if(!get_property("_loveTunnelUsed").to_boolean()){
equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_tunnel");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=1&pwd");
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
//equip($slot[acc2],$item[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]);
//equip($slot[acc2],$item[mime army insignia (infantry)]);
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
}
*/
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if(get_property("_gingerbreadCityTurns").to_int() == 0){
//just attempts to run away
set_auto_attack("zzzzzzz runaway");
cli_execute("familiar stomping boots");
set_property("choiceAdventure1203", 4);
set_property("choiceAdventure1215", 1);
set_property("choiceAdventure1204", 1);
//set clock forward.
adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
//run away 3 times.
for i from 7 to 9{
adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
}
//grab candy
adv1($location[Gingerbread Train Station], -1, "" );
//run away 4 times
for i from 11 to 14{
adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
}
set_auto_attack("(npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
//use 5 gingerbread cigarettes...
for i from 15 to 19{
adv1($location[Gingerbread Upscale Retail District], -1, "" );
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
}
//...to get more gingerbread cigarettes
adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
}
if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
}
else{
cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
}
cli_execute("acquire 69 bricko ooze");
while(get_property("_brickoFights").to_int() < 10){
visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=4474&checked=1&pwd");
run_combat();
while(in_multi_fight()){
run_combat();
}
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
/*
if(get_property("_mayflySummons").to_int() < 30 && equipped_item($slot[acc2]) != $item[mayfly bait necklace] && item_amount($item[mayfly bait necklace]) > 0){
cli_execute("try;equip acc2 mayfly bait necklace");
}
*/
if(get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int() < 7 && get_property("_mayflySummons").to_int() < 30){
cli_execute("familiar artistic goth kid");
set_auto_attack("none");
cli_execute("outfit goth mayfly latte");
}
int crayons;
int goblin_condoms;
int iteration_county_thing;
buffer page_text;
while(get_property("_mayflySummons").to_int() < 30 && have_effect($effect[timer 1]) > 0 && iteration_county_thing < 69){
if( get_property("_latteDrinkUsed").to_boolean() && get_property("_latteRefillsUsed").to_int() <3 ){
cli_execute("latte refill salt norwhal vanilla");
}
if(get_property("_latteDrinkUsed").to_boolean() && get_property("_latteRefillsUsed").to_int() == 3 ){
cli_execute("equip offhand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic");
}
//if we're using the goth kid, track black crayon things.
if(my_familiar()==$familiar[artistic goth kid]){
crayons = slash_count($item[crayon shavings]);
}
//if we're wearing sausage thing, track sausage goblins.
if(get_property("_latteDrinkUsed").to_boolean() && get_property("_latteRefillsUsed").to_int() == 3 ){
//or don't, I guess. Whatever.
//goblin_condoms = slash_count($item[magical sausage casing]);
}
if(my_familiar() == $familiar[artistic goth kid] && get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int() >= 7){
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
}
//menagerie level 1
page_text = visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=51");
if(page_text.length() > 6969){
//basic elemental
if(last_monster().id == 87){
//work around pickpocket bug.
visit_url("fight.php?action=steal");
//gulp latte.
if( !get_property("_latteDrinkUsed").to_boolean() ){
visit_url("fight.php?action=skill&whichskill=7303");
}
//mayflies.
visit_url("fight.php?action=skill&whichskill=7024");
//work around tracking potentially being off
iteration_county_thing++;
if(iteration_county_thing >= 69){
set_property("_mayflySummons",69420);
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=use louder than bomb;");
}
}
else{
//not basic elemental
if(last_monster().id == 88){
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=skill snokebomb;");
}
else{
//other not basic elemental
if(last_monster().id == 89){
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=use louder than bomb;");
}
else{
//black crayon nonsense.
if(last_monster().manuel_name.to_lower_case().contains_text("crayon")){
//pickpocket crayon shavings so they don't wash away and ruin tracking.
visit_url("fight.php?action=steal");
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10; attack; endwhile;");
visit_url("main.php");
if(last_monster().manuel_name.to_lower_case().contains_text("eldritch")){
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10; attack; endwhile;");
}
}
else{
//sausage goblin nonsense
if(page_text.to_lower_case().contains_text("sausage goblin")){
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10; use dictionary; endwhile; while !pastround 20; attack; endwhile;");
visit_url("main.php");
if(last_monster().manuel_name.to_lower_case().contains_text("eldritch")){
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !pastround 10; use dictionary; endwhile; while !pastround 20; attack; endwhile;");
}
}
else{
abort("UR?");
}
}
}
}
}
}
if(my_familiar()==$familiar[artistic goth kid]){
if(crayons < slash_count($item[crayon shavings])){
set_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking", get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int()+1);
}
}
print("We think we've used up "+get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking")+" goth fights");
print("We think we've used up "+get_property("_mayflySummons")+" mayfly summons");
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
waitq(1);
}
if( ( get_property("_mayflySummons").to_int() >= 30 || get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int() >= 7 ) && !is_wearing_outfit("npzr bullshit") ){
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
cli_execute("familiar feather boa");
}
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if(!get_property("_loveTunnelUsed").to_boolean()){
equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_tunnel");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=1&pwd");
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd");
run_combat();
visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=1&pwd");
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
//equip($slot[acc2],$item[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]);
//equip($slot[acc2],$item[mime army insignia (infantry)]);
//cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
}
set_auto_attack("none");
//cli_execute("run dice mp thingy.ash");
//note that this won't work for you because custom outfits.
//edit accordingly if you want to use it.
int elemental_count = 0;
boolean elchecktrified = false;
if(get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() == 0 && get_property("_alotted_snojo_bander_runs").to_int() == 0){
cli_execute("familiar bandersnatch");
cli_execute("equip familiar kill screen");
cli_execute("outfit dice mp");
cli_execute("acquire 11 insani tea");
cli_execute("acquire 11 concoction of clumsiness");
cli_execute("acquire 11 ancient medicinal herbs");
if(have_effect($effect[polka of plenty]) > 0){
cli_execute("shrug polka of plenty");
cli_execute("cast ode to booze");
}
if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) == 0){
cli_execute("use 1 insani tea");
}
/*
if(have_effect($effect[clumsy]) == 0){
cli_execute("shrug ancient fortitude");
cli_execute("use 1 concoction of clumsiness");
cli_execute("chew 1 ancient medicinal herbs");
}
*/
//this is how many bander runs we're able to use here. this preference should only be set once/day.
set_property("_alotted_snojo_bander_runs", ((Numeric_Modifier("Familiar Weight") + familiar_weight( my_familiar() ) ) / 5) - get_property("_banderRunaways").to_int());
cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
bjorn_stuff();
}
//this block is for if the script needs to be rerun after aborting for some stupid reason.
if(get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() > 0 && get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() < (get_property("_alotted_snojo_bander_runs").to_int() - 1)){
cli_execute("familiar bandersnatch");
cli_execute("equip familiar kill screen");
cli_execute("outfit dice mp");
if(have_effect($effect[polka of plenty]) > 0){
cli_execute("shrug polka of plenty");
cli_execute("cast ode to booze");
}
if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) == 0){
cli_execute("use 1 insani tea");
}
/*
if(have_effect($effect[clumsy]) == 0){
cli_execute("shrug ancient fortitude");
cli_execute("use 1 concoction of clumsiness");
cli_execute("chew 1 ancient medicinal herbs");
}
*/
//cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
new_cocoon();
bjorn_stuff();
}
//this block adventures until we've used all but one of our free runs. off-by-one errors are scary, so the last free run remains unused. timer 1 check makes script abort if a turn is spent.
while(get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() < (get_property("_alotted_snojo_bander_runs").to_int() - 1) && get_property("_banderRunaways").to_int() < (Numeric_Modifier("Familiar Weight") + familiar_weight( my_familiar() ) ) / 5 && have_effect($effect[timer 1]) > 0 ){
visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=460");
elchecktrified = false;
elemental_count = 0;
foreach i in last_monster().random_modifiers{
if(i == "foul-mouthed" || i == "filthy" || i == "hot" || i == "wet" || i == "haunted"){
//these each do some percent of your maxhp in damage, seemingly bounded from above by 2% if you have 90% elemental resistance, each round.
elemental_count++;
}
if(i == "electrified"){
//monster is full of mp and pain.
elchecktrified = true;
}
if(i == "hilarious"){
//monster breaks mafia's tracking of free runs. this has like a 1/buhjillion chance of wasting a free run (by incrementing twice) if the runaway message has no salad in it.
set_property("_banderRunaways", get_property("_banderRunaways").to_int()+1);
}
}
if(!elchecktrified){
visit_url("fight.php?action=runaway");
}
else{
//visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !hppercentbelow " + (elemental_count * 2 + 20).to_string() +";attack;endwhile;runaway;");
visit_url("fight.php?action=macro¯otext=while !hppercentbelow " + (elemental_count * 2 + 20).to_string() +";use spices;endwhile;runaway;");
}
set_property("_dicey_mp_runs",get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int()+1);
//cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
new_cocoon();
bjorn_stuff();
while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
summon_shit();
}
summon_shit();
if(get_property("_dicey_mp_runs").to_int() == (get_property("_alotted_snojo_bander_runs").to_int() - 1) && have_effect($effect[timer 1]) > 0){
set_property("_did_dice_with_no_issues", "ebgrgwrg");
}
}
if(have_effect($effect[timer 1]) == 0 && get_property("_did_dice_with_no_issues") == ""){
abort("dice is fucked");
}
if(have_effect($effect[ode to booze]) > 0){
cli_execute("shrug ode to booze");
cli_execute("cast polka of plenty");
}
if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) > 0 || have_effect($effect[Clumsy]) > 0){
cli_execute("try;shrug insani tea;");
cli_execute("/shrug! clumsy");
}
if(my_familiar() != $familiar[feather boa constrictor]){
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
}
cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
use_lightning_strikes();
use_plural_of_rain_man();
if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 1){
take_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
set_property("rkelly", 0 );
}
cli_execute("familiar stooper");
refresh_status();
eggz1 = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety();
eggz2 = fullness_limit() - my_fullness() - 1;
//if(are_we_consuming_eggs){
while(eggz1 > 0){
use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
}
while(eggz2 >= 0){
//use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
eggz2 = eggz2 - 1;
}
//}
/*
cli_execute("/familiar disembodied hand");
cli_execute("/equip shirt General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket");
*/
cli_execute("outfit optimalest");
set_auto_attack("none");
equip($slot[acc1],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
cli_execute("/equip back vampyric cloake");
if(inebriety_limit() == my_inebriety()){
cli_execute("/drink everfull glass");
}
when_the_fuck_is_it = gametime_to_int() / 1000;
if(get_property("_script_runs_thiiiiis_long") == ""){
//seconds.
set_property("_script_runs_thiiiiis_long", when_the_fuck_is_it - get_property("_script_start_time").to_int());
}
/*
metric
fuckton
of
whitespace
*/
cli_execute("sell * really dense meat stack");
cli_execute("sell * meat stack");
cli_execute("sell * knob goblin visor");
cli_execute("sell * gold nuggets");
cli_execute("sell * Mickey Mantle");
cli_execute("use * ancient vinyl coin purse");
cli_execute("sell * decomposed boot");
cli_execute("sell * dollar-sign bag");
cli_execute("use * duct tape wallet");
cli_execute("use * fat wallet");
cli_execute("sell * half of a gold tooth");
cli_execute("sell * huge gold coin");
cli_execute("sell * leather bookmark");
cli_execute("sell * massive gemstone");
cli_execute("use * old coin purse");
cli_execute("use * old leather wallet");
cli_execute("sell * pile of gold coins");
cli_execute("use * pixel coin");
cli_execute("use * pixellated moneybag");
cli_execute("use * shiny stones");
cli_execute("use * solid gold jewel");
cli_execute("use * stolen meatpouch");
cli_execute("sell * BRICKO pearl");
cli_execute("use * Gathered Meat-Clip");
cli_execute("use * d8");
cli_execute("use * d6");
cli_execute("sell * generic healing potion");
cli_execute("sell * generic mana potion");
//you probably don't want to send all your stuff to ssbb and lost.
/*
if(item_amount($item[spice melange]) > 30 ){
cli_execute("try; csend 30 spice melange to ssbbhax || yay automated melange sending!;");
print("csend 30 spice melange to ssbbhax || yay automated melange sending!");
}
*/
/*
if(item_amount($item[d10]) > 9000 ){
cli_execute("try; csend 9001 d10 to bmaher || yay automated d10 sending!;");
print("csend 9001 d10 to bmaher || yay automated d10 sending!");
}
*/
//you probably don't have a mallbot nor a custom build of mafia for getting accurate networth information.
/*
cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
if(get_property("_done_net") == ""){
set_property("_done_net", "asdf");
cli_execute("net");
}
cli_execute("run mallbot.ash");
*/
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